Daily Joke: A Stunning Blonde Was Involved in a Car Crash
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a beautiful blonde who was driving and got involved in a car crash. While she managed to leave unscathed, she couldn't understand what caused the accident.
A stunning blonde was driving to see her friends in the next town when she got involved in a tragic car accident. The car tumbled upside down for minutes, heading towards a tree by the roadside.
Luckily, the young lady's instincts kicked in, and she was able to escape from the wreck without any scratch on her body. Once the authorities arrived and found her safe and sound, they were bewildered.
They couldn't understand how the car was a complete wreck, but she was totally fine. One of the officers approached her and said, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you okay?"
With a smile on her face, the blonde assured the officer that she was alright. After ensuring that she was indeed okay, the cop pulled her aside to ask how the accident happened and what was the last thing she remembered. She said:
"Officer, it was the strangest thing. I was driving along this road when out of nowhere, a tree popped up in front of me."
She explained that once she sighted the tree, she swerved to the right, but another tree was waiting for her, to her surprise. While trying to dodge the trees, that was when she lost control of the car.
The officer looked confused as she told the story and politely told her that there isn't a single tree along the 30-kilometer expanse of the road. She asked him if he was sure, and he responded, "that was your air freshener swinging back and forth.
Another similar joke is about a blonde who was driving home from work when she got into a minor road accident that left the back of her car dented. On seeing it, she took it to the panel beater to get it fixed.
When the panel beater saw the car, he knew fixing it would be a piece of cake, but he wanted to pull her legs and play a little prank on her. Confidently, he advised her to blow into the tailpipe hard once she gets home.
He assured her that the dents would pop out in an instant. Once she got home, she followed his instruction and began blowing into the tailpipe intensely, but she saw no dent changes.
She kept at it until her sister, who also happens to be a blonde, saw her in the garage and asked what she was doing. She answered, saying the panel beater gave her some instructions to blow into the tailpipe, but it doesn't seem to be working.
The sister rolled her eyes and then said, "You idiot! You have to wind up the windows first." Did you enjoy these jokes? Click here to read about a blonde woman who got intrigued when she visited a farm.