Daily Joke: Every Night Man Dreams About Chickens Playing Soccer

Every night we go to sleep and have more dreams than we ever remember, but some of the ones we remember can be quite disturbing. The man in this next joke is the perfect example of disturbing dreams.

A man goes to the doctor and tells the doctor that he has very strange dreams of chickens playing in a soccer championship every night, which disturbs his sleep. The doctor is concerned as well.

The doctor asks the man how long he has been having these dreams, and the man replies that it has been about a week since the dreams started. The doctor then tells the man he should take pills to remedy the problem.

The doctor gives the pills to the man and instructs him to take them twice a day until the dreams stop, starting right then. The doctor tells the man that this will help him get rid of the dreams for good.

The man agrees but asks, “Could I start tomorrow, Doc? It’s the finals tonight!”

After you've been married for a couple of years, things start to settle down, and you will not have the same fire as you did when you first started dating. This is evident in the next joke.

An old married couple was lying in bed one morning when they began talking about the dreams they had the night before. The wife told her husband that she had dreamt she was in Walmart.

The husband then tells his wife that he had a dream that three naked women surrounded him. The wife is shocked at this revelation from her husband and asks if she was in his dream.

The husband simply says, “No, you were in Walmart.”

They say that to keep the love alive in a relationship, you need to keep speaking to your partner as if you had just met them and were still trying to court them. This is sometimes easier said than done, though.

A wife decided that she should try to do this and send her husband a sweet text message to let him know that she was thinking of him. She figured it would be a good way to keep the spark alive between them.

The text read, “If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”

The husband received the text and replied, “I am on the toilet, please advise.”