Today's jokes will have you laughing uncontrollably. The first joke is about a woman who changes her appearance after heart surgery and the second is about a surgeon who prepares to perform his first surgery.
Health is one of the most precious gifts from God. Many people are given a second chance at life after surviving a near-death experience or a fatal disease. The woman in this joke experienced something similar, which changed her perspective in a somewhat unusual way.
A middle-aged woman suffered a massive heart attack and was immediately taken to the hospital. The doctors advised her to receive surgery, and while she was being operated on, she had a vision of God by her bedside.
She decided to make her life worthwhile | Photo: Shutterstock
When the woman saw the Almighty, she quickly asked: "Will I die?"
After hearing the woman's question, God replied: "No, You have 30 more years to live."
Following her brief conversation with God, the woman was relieved and had 30 more years to look forward to life. As a result, she decided to make her life worthwhile and enjoy each moment to the fullest.
While the woman was in the hospital, she got breast implants, liposuction, hair transplants, a tummy tuck, and collagen injections in her lips. After all the treatments, the woman looked unbelievably great, and she was pleased with the change in her appearance.
Finally came the day when the woman was discharged from the hospital. To celebrate her new life and appearance, the woman made a grand exit from the hospital, but unfortunately, she met an accident while crossing the street.
A woman standing near the staircase to heaven. | Photo: Pixabay/Willgard
Apparently, the woman had been hit by an ambulance and died on the spot. When she went up in heaven to meet God, she immediately complained, "You said I had 30 more years to live."
"That's true," answered the Almighty.
"So what happened?" the woman asked desperately.
God looked at the woman, shrugged a little, and added: "I didn't recognize you."
In another joke, a surgeon was about to perform his very first surgery. The patient he was about to operate on was lying on the surgical table, and they were waiting for the anesthesiologist.
In the meantime, the doctor grabbed the patient's hand, breathed deeply, and said, "Don't worry, Richard, this is not a big deal. Just a few cuts here and there and all will be done in less than an hour. Tonight you rest, watch the game, and forget about this."
The patient heard the doctor's words, got confused for a moment, and said, "My name is not Richard!"
"Oh, I'm just talking to myself," added the surgeon.
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