Daily Joke: Man Jokingly Copies Wife's Words but She Still Wins Over Him

A wife got back home one evening and met her husband sitting alone in their living room. As she walked in, she greeted him with a kiss on one cheek and asked, "Have you had lunch?"

However, the man seemed to be in a playful mood, so he mimicked his wife and asked her the same thing. "Have you had lunch?" The wife didn't immediately understand what he was playing at, so she told him: 

"I am asking you." 

The tables will soon turn in favor of the wife | Photo: Amomama

The tables will soon turn in favor of the wife | Photo: Amomama

"I am asking you," the man repeated.

This time she understood that her husband was mimicking her. "Are you copying me?" she asked. 

"Are you copying me?" her husband replied. 

Catching on, the lady immediately changed the topic, and said, "Let's go shopping."  At this point, the man gave up because he knew the tables had turned, so he said: 

"I had my lunch."

ANOTHER JOKE ABOUT A HUSBAND

A wife walked into her kitchen one day and found her husband jumping around the whole place with a fly swatter in one hand. She asked what he was trying to do, and he said he was hunting flies.

She asked if he had been able to get any, and he proudly replied that he killed five already. He killed two female and three male flies. His wife was surprised by his hilarious reply.

The fly gender hunter at work in the kitchen | Photo: Shutterstock

The fly gender hunter at work in the kitchen | Photo: Shutterstock

She asked how he knew their genders, and he told her that it was because of what they were doing before he got them. The funnyman placed a hand on the wall and said to his wife:

"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

A HUSBAND IN A STORE 

One day a man went shopping at a nearby supermarket. He was strolling around the store when a beautiful lady walked past him. She was going about her business when he approached her and said:

"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" 

 

The two of them engaged in a simple conversation and, as they continued talking, she asked why he decided to have a chat with her. He told her that every time he walked up to a beautiful woman, his wife tends to appear out of nowhere. 

If you enjoyed this joke, you might find this one even more hilarious. It is about a wealthy, good-looking man who wanted to divorce his wife, so he engaged in a lengthy conversation with her to use her words and actions as the reason.

Sources: Reddit.com, Reddit.com, Upjoke.com

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