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Daily Joke: Crying Man Alarms Priest with His Confession

Ayesha Muhammad
Jul 29, 2021
02:30 A.M.
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One day, a young man went to church to make a confession or two. He was crying uncontrollably and looking frantically around for the priest. As soon as he saw the priest, he entered the confessional.

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Even though the young man was sitting in the confessional, he didn't know where to start. It seemed as if he struggled with a personal dilemma and couldn't muster up the courage to confess it all out.

The young man sat in the confessional, crying uncontrollably. | Photo: Shutterstock

The young man sat in the confessional, crying uncontrollably. | Photo: Shutterstock

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"Forgive me, father, for I have sinned," uttered the young man with a parched throat.

"What have you done, son?" asked the priest in a soft voice.

"A few weeks ago, I went to the library. I remained there until closing time, and when I was about to go home, the rain started pouring down. It was so intense, I had to wait in the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with her," stated the young man, who was still sobbing and sniffing his nose.

"Well, don't cry, son. It's a sin, but it is not that bad. You should say 5 Hail Marys, and it will surely be forgiven," said the priest, re-assuring the crying man.

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"But it doesn't end there," replied the young man, sobbing like a baby.

"Father, there's something else I need to tell you. A few days later, my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with her computer. Her husband was hospitalized, and she couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed the problem, but when I was about to leave, the rain started pouring down. It was really stormy, and I had to wait. One thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with the old lady," cried the young man.

The more the young man confessed, the more he cried, but he still had much more left to say. | Photo: Shutterstock

The more the young man confessed, the more he cried, but he still had much more left to say. | Photo: Shutterstock

"Oh dear, well, that certainly makes it harder indeed, but still - you should say 15 Hail Marys, and you will be forgiven," replied the priest, trying his best to calm the weeping young man.

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"Oh, I'm afraid, the worst part is still ahead," added the young man, still sobbing.

“Yesterday, I went to the barber. I was his last client that day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the shop, the rain started pouring down so intensely; I had to wait with him. One thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with him as well," the man had stopped talking but was still crying.

"Oh dear, I must say, it is indeed worse than I thought," replied the priest, shocked and confused what more to tell the young man.

"So what should I do, father?" asked the man.

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The priest heaved a sigh and said, "Well, the first thing is, you should get out of here before it starts raining!"

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No wonder the priest became concerned for himself as soon as the young man was done confessing!

If you found this joke hilarious, you might like this one about a man who wanted to steal a hat, but then he ended up going to church and had a change of heart.

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