Daily Joke: Elderly Couple Sees a Sex Therapist
An elderly couple faced a problem in their sex life and didn't know how to fix it. They were worried that if they could not come up with a solution soon, it might adversely affect their overall health and well-being.
One day, the elderly man was busy trying to think of something when the old lady surprised him with a brilliant idea. At first, the old man was a little unwilling to go forward with her idea but eventually, he agreed. Apparently, the elderly lady had suggested they visit a sex therapist.
"But honey, are you sure it will work?" asked the old man.
"Of course, it will. Let's give it a try," replied the elderly lady.
So the very next day, the couple, both 78 years old, set off to see a sex therapist. As soon as they entered the office, they were asked to wait outside for their turn. After waiting for a few minutes, the couple was taken inside the therapist's office, who greeted them and asked them to have a seat.
"So, what can I do for you?" asked the doctor.
The elderly couple looked at each other for a brief moment, and then the old man turned to the therapist and said, "Will you please watch us make love?"
The doctor was puzzled at the man's request but agreed.
Once the couple was finished, the doctor looked at them and said, "There's nothing wrong with the two of you. You're good to go."
He then charged them $50, and they left. However, this practice continued for several weeks in a row. The elderly couple made a doctor's appointment, showed up in his office, made love with no problems at all, and after paying the doctor, they left.
The doctor still could not decipher why the elderly couple showed up at his office when there was nothing wrong with them. He decided that the next time the couple came, he would ask them this question and tell them politely not to come back again.
When the couple came the next day, the doctor immediately asked, "Just exactly, what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," replied the man.
"Then why do you show up here every day?" asked the doctor, confused by the man's response.
"Oh, that's because she's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married, and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. So, we do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare," explained the man.
Indeed, the elderly couple had a very creative solution to the problem!
Had fun reading this joke? If you want to keep giggling some more, you might like this one about a married couple who visited the doctor one day, but the doctor only invited the husband to come inside.
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