Daily Joke: Woman Says She Would Crash into Her Husband with Her Car
A young lady once applied for her driving license. To obtain the license, she would have to enroll in a driving school for some time, where she'd be given proper training on how to drive.
Not having much choice, she agreed and registered herself in the driving institute. As part of her enrollment, she was required to take regular driving classes in the presence of an instructor five days a week.
When the lady came back home and broke the news to her husband, he was astounded and detested the idea right away.
"Are you trying to tell me that women can't drive a car?" said the furious wife.
"Honey, I didn't say that. The statistics say that men are better drivers than women. But you can go ahead and prove everyone wrong," replied the husband in a sarcastic tone.
Determined as ever to prove her husband wrong, the woman worked diligently, passing all the driving exams and asking her instructor all the nitty-gritty details. The instructor was also pleased with her brilliant performance. "I must say, you're a fast learner. Good job!" he remarked.
The woman was gradually nearing her last and most important driving exam. She knew that clearing this exam meant securing her driver's license, and she had to perform well in it at any cost whatsoever.
On the day of her final exam, the driving instructor appreciated her performance and briefed her about the details.
"So far, I'm impressed with your driving skills. But for you to obtain your license, passing this last exam is very critical. It is designed to test both your precision and expertise. Good luck!" said the instructor.
The lady thanked the instructor, took a deep breath, and told him she was ready for the exam.
"Okay, here we go. Imagine this! You're on the road, driving the car, and SUDDENLY, you see your husband and your father standing in the way! What do you do?" asked the instructor.
As soon as she heard the question, the woman was reminded of her last conversation with her husband.
"I'd crash into my husband, obviously!" replied the lady without hesitation.
The instructor was amazed at her response and said, "No, sweetie...You'd apply the brakes."
Now the woman may have given the wrong answer, but it was fun nonetheless!
If you want to keep laughing some more, you might like this one about a beautiful woman who got involved in a car crash while driving. While she was fortunate to leave unharmed, she could not decipher what had caused the accident.
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