One morning, an Indian walked into a cafe. To the surprise of everyone, he walked in with a bucket of buffalo manure in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He walked up to the waiter at the counter and noted that he wanted some coffee.
Without hesitation, the waiter gave the Indian a big mug of coffee, which he finished in one gulp. After the man was done, he picked up the bucket filled with the manure, threw it in the air, and fired at it with the shotgun.
An angry waiter seeing a regular customer again | Source: Shutterstock
The following morning, the Indian returned to the cafe. Like the previous day, he held a bucket of buffalo manure in one hand and a shotgun in the other. Again, he walked up to the waiter at the counter and requested some coffee.
Immediately, the waiter exclaimed and replied to the man, saying he just finished cleaning up the mess he made the previous day. He further asked the Indian the reason behind his actions. The man responded with a smile and pride and said:
"Me training for top management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for the rest of the day."
ANOTHER RESTAURANT JOKE
An American visited India. He wanted to get a more original experience and decided to go to an Indian restaurant. On arrival at the eatery, the American ordered the restaurant's specials without asking questions.
After taking a few bites, he called the waiter and explained that the food was brilliant, but he had a tiny request. He told the waiter that his meal was a bit spicy for his taste.
So he pleaded with the waiter to ask the chef to make his food less spicy than the one he ate. Filled with confusion, the waiter glanced at the man and said, "Sir, this is dessert."
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