Daily Joke: Police Officer Interrogates a Monkey Involved in an Accident

A policeman was patrolling the street one day when he stumbled upon a horrible accident. Upon examining the accident site, he discovered that both the driver and passenger had died on the spot.

He was busy looking through the wreckage when suddenly, a monkey jumped out of the bushes. The little animal was quick to hop on the crashed car, and when the police officer saw him, he said, "I wish you could talk, mate."

In a moment of surprise, the monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. The officer was astounded at his response, and couldn't believe that a monkey could help him in the investigation.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer, shocked and curious.

Once again, the monkey shook his head up and down in affirmation.

"Well, did you see this?" asked the officer, pointing to the wrecked car.

Again, the monkey nodded his head, and the officer took it as a "Yes."

"What happened?" asked the officer.

Soon, the monkey started demonstrating what he saw. He acted as if he was holding a can in his hand and took it close to his mouth.

"So, they were drinking?" asked the police officer.

The monkey nodded his head in affirmation.

"What else did you see?" said the officer.

In an instant, the monkey pinched his fingers together and brought them to his mouth.

They were smoking marijuana?" asked the cop.

The monkey was quick to nod his head in response.

"What else?" asked the officer.

To the policeman's utter astonishment, the monkey gestured "kissing."

"So, they were kissing too?" inquired the surprised officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking, and kissing before they wrecked the car?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey nodded his head again, gesturing "Yes."

"And what were you doing during all this?" asked the cop.

"Driving," motioned the monkey with his hand movements.

Indeed, the monkey was as honest as he could be!

ANOTHER JOKE INVOLVING MONKEYS

One day, a little boy was playing with his father. During the timeout, he turned to his dad and said, "Daddy, how were people born?"

"Well, son, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on," replied the father.

The next day, the child ran to his mother and asked the same question, to which she said, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The boy stormed out of the room, found his father, and said, "You lied to me! Mom said we came from monkeys!"

His father was quick to calm his angry son and said, "No, son. Your mom was talking about her side of the family."

If these jokes made you laugh, you might like this one about a police officer who was patrolling an area at nighttime when he saw a car parked on the side of the road. He noticed that the car's windows were all steamed up.

Source: Reddit, Upjoke