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Daily Joke: Soldiers of One Country Taunt Their Enemy

Olowokandi Fiyin
Aug 28, 2021
01:00 A.M.
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In 1939, a country's army was losing its battle as they marched towards the border of their enemy's territory. As they moved near the edges, they heard a loud voice coming from their enemy.

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The voice shouted, "One of our soldiers is better than 10 of yours!" The army general felt challenged so he ordered ten of his men to advance across the enemy's border.

The General was in no mood for the enemy's taunts | Photo: Shutterstock

The General was in no mood for the enemy's taunts | Photo: Shutterstock

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Ten soldiers immediately disappeared into the hill, and for a moment, they heard gunshots, but everything turned silent for a long while. Then the same voice said, "One of our soldiers is better than a hundred of yours!"

The general was furious, so he sent a hundred soldiers up the hill, and silence filled the area again after a lot of commotion with gunshots and bombs.

Then the same voice said, "One of our soldiers is better than a thousand of yours!" Filled with anger, the commander sent a thousand men over the hill. But this time, they went with mortar tanks, artillery, and explosives.

The general sent more men over the hill | Photo: Shutterstock

The general sent more men over the hill | Photo: Shutterstock

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For about an hour, the general and his remaining soldiers heard noises and screams before things became calm again. Soon, a soldier returned looking battered with deep cuts and injuries. When he finally made it to the general, he quickly spoke up before the man could give him any orders. The wounded soldier said:

"Do not send more troops, general, it's a trap! There is two of them!"

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A war veteran lost his arms and legs during an explosion and was forced to retire. There was nothing to do at home, so he decided to respond to an ad he saw for a new husband.

The man rolled headed to the location stated in the ad and rang the doorbell. When an older woman answered the door and asked what he wanted, he explained that he was responding to her request for a new husband, and she said:

"I see, and what makes you think you'd be a good fit?"

The man responded to an ad for a husband. | Photo: Shutterstock

The man responded to an ad for a husband. | Photo: Shutterstock

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The veteran explained that he had no hands so he could never hit her. He also wouldn't run away from her because he had no legs.

"I see," the woman replied. "But how are you in bed?"

The veteran smirked and said, "Well, I rang the bell, didn't I?"

If you enjoyed this joke, you might find this one even more hilarious. It's about an 88-year-old woman on her fourth marriage who was interviewed and asked why she married four times.

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