Daily Joke: Jesus Gets Drunk during the Last Supper
Jesus and his 12 apostles arrived for the last supper. Everyone knew that Jesus was going to announce which one of the apostles would betray him, so nerves were running high, and everyone was tense.
As time progressed, everything got tenser. Suddenly, Jesus stood up, and everyone knew he was about to spill the beans. He put down his wine goblet and was about to make his announcement.
But Judas Iscariot stood up and yelled, "It is so wonderful to be all together! Let's raise our cups and toast to being together tonight!"
Everyone raised their cups and clinked their glasses before taking a sip. Jesus sat down and decided not to make his announcement just yet. The group enjoyed the next course, and then Jesus decided to try again.
He stood up from his chair, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and readied himself to share who would betray him. However, Judas again stood up and yelled, "What an amazing night! Cheers!"
This happened for most of the evening. Jesus tried to make his announcement, and Judas would stand up and stop him. Of course, this meant everyone had been drinking a lot, including Jesus.
Finally, after a couple of hours, when many of Judas' toasts made everyone really tipsy, Jesus stood up and said, "Hello, uh hello my fellow apossstles, I need to share, the person who *HICCUP" will betray me is Juuuu..."
Judas quickly stood up, slammed his cup onto the table, and yelled, "Impossible! He's drunk!"
Wouldn't it be crazy if this story was in the Bible?
ANOTHER JUDAS JOKE
Jesus was setting up for the last supper, and he asked Judas to help. "Judas, will you please set the table?" Judas obeyed his master and set the table.
Then Jesus ordered, "Judas put the food on the table." Judas complied and put the food on the table.
"Thanks, now please call everyone to the table," Jesus said. Judas then called all of the other apostles to the table.
The meal began, and after an hour, Jesus stood up and said, "This will be my last supper with you." All of the apostles looked nervously at Jesus, "Because one of you will betray me," Jesus added.
Suddenly, Judas threw his hands in the air in a huff and said, "Do I have to do everything around here?"
Now that's an interesting way to tell that story.
If you need another laugh, check out this joke about Jesus spending a day on the golf course with Moses!