Joke: Teenage Son Asks His Father about Driving the Car Right after Passing the Driving Test

Here's a hilarious story about a teenage boy who wants to drive his father's car shortly after completing the driving test that will surely get you giggling.

The joke, provided by Bored Daddy, goes...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

The dad said he’d make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The young man thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After six weeks his father said,

“Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The young man said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

To this, his father replied:

“Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”

Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about a senior couple who were reminiscing their good old times. 

An elderly couple was sitting on their deck chairs watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days.

The wife turned to the husband and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?” The husband looked over at her, smiled and obligingly took her aged hand in his.

With a wry little smile, the wife pressed a little farther, “Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you’d sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?” The husband leaned slowly toward his wife and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, the wife said, “Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you’d kind of nibble on my ear?” The husband slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house.

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Alarmed, the wife asked, “Honey, where are you going?” The husband replied,

“To get my teeth!”

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