Daily Joke: Little Johnny Ran to His Dad in a Frantic Mess after Playing Cricket
Children make our lives beautiful. But their innocent attitude and imaginative thinking also make our lives doubly hilarious.
The father of a young boy named Johnny experienced this first hand when his son came to him with a simple question one day.
While the father was reading his newspaper on a sofa, little Johnny came inside rushing. He looked frantic as he entered the room.
JOHNNY'S IN TROUBLE
His father knew he was playing cricket in the backyard just a while ago so he wondered if something went wrong in the game.
But before he could ask his son anything, Johnny came running up to him and asked:
"Dad! Is it true what they say about apples and doctors?"
His father thought about it a while. "What do you mean, Johnny?"
The son got more restless. "Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
"Well," his father said. "At least that's what they say."
As soon as his father said it, Johnny ran to the kitchen and opened the fridge.
His father, who followed him to the kitchen and was observing his activities, saw him dig inside the fridge in a mad frenzy.
"Johnny, what are you doing?" the father asked after a while.
"Dad, I need an apple right now!" he said. "I just broke the window of the doctor living next door!"
WHY ARE PEOPLE QUIET IN CHURCH?
In another incident, another young boy delivered a similar humourous argument that left his teacher speechless.
During a class, a teacher turned to one of his young students and asked, "Can you tell me, why it is important to stay quiet in a class?"
The student, a young boy named Jimmy, thought for a while and said, "It's because there are always people sleeping in the church."
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