Daily Joke: Two Mothers Were Talking about Their Sons

One afternoon, two moms were discussing their sons over some tea. 

"My Patrick is such a holy person. He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a lady in more than two years," one of the women said.

Two women talking talking to each other | Photo: Pexels

Two women talking talking to each other | Photo: Pexels

The other woman replied, "Well, my Francis is a saint himself. Not only hasn't he looked at a lady in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of alcohol in such time." 

"Wow! That's great. You should be so pleased," said the first woman.

The mother gladly declared, "I am. Furthermore, when he's discharged on parole one month from now, I'm going to throw him a major party." 

A person pouring tea in cup | Photo: Pexels

A person pouring tea in cup | Photo: Pexels

Need another laugh? Read the story below.

Each Saturday morning, a man goes out to sea and catch a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat and off he goes, throughout the day.

Each Saturday morning, a man goes out to sea and catch a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat and off he goes, throughout the day.

Man holding fishnet | Photo: Pexels

Man holding fishnet | Photo: Pexels

As he is leaving his garage, the rain is pouring down, and it resembles a massive storm. There is snow blended in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

Minutes later, he comes back to the garage. Then he returns into the house and turns the television to the weather channel.

He thinks that it will be bad weather throughout the day, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly strips and slips over into bed.

Couple cuddling in bed | Photo: Freepik

Couple cuddling in bed | Photo: Freepik

There he cuddles up to his better half's back, now with a different anticipation, and murmurs, "The climate out there is horrible."

To which his wife sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that [expletive]?"

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a wife who taught her lazy husband a lesson for refusing to help her.

Sources: Starts at 60, UniJokes

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