Daily Joke: Husband and Wife Are Having an Argument and She Offers a Solution

Today's #jokeoftheday is about a husband and wife caught up in an argument until the wife offers a solution that works against her in the end.

Arguments are a constant part of any relationship. However, it gets more intense when it is between a husband and a wife.

This was the case when this married couple was in a heated argument. This husband and wife were knee-deep in a petty argument, and neither party was backing down. 

A couple screaming at each other in the kitchen. | Source: Shutterstock

A couple screaming at each other in the kitchen. | Source: Shutterstock

No one wanted to admit that either was wrong and the woman, getting tired of it suggested a solution.

She said:

"I'll admit I'm wrong if you'll admit I'm right." 

To her surprise, he agreed, and like a gentleman allowed her to speak her mind. Little did she know that he had something up his sleeves.

A couple turning their back at each other. | Source: Shutterstock

A couple turning their back at each other. | Source: Shutterstock

Saying her mind, the wife said, "I'm wrong," to which her husband instantly replied: "You're right!"  

Ouch! She sure didn't see that coming. In another vein of husband and wife jokes, a wife was teasing her husband to say dirty things to her during an intimate moment.

"Please say dirty things to me, she urged."

Her husband replied, saying:

"Bath, kitchen, living room."

Sometimes, you don't have to be married for so long before getting in arguments with your wife, just like this couple during their honeymoon.

A couple sharing a kiss during their honeymoon. | Source: Pexels

A couple sharing a kiss during their honeymoon. | Source: Pexels

After waking up, the man suggested:

"Darling, why don't you brew us some coffee?"

To which the wife replied, "But that's your task, honey.

A couple enjoying a cup of coffee. | Source; Pixabay

A couple enjoying a cup of coffee. | Source; Pixabay

Confused, the man asked "What? Why?" and the woman made him know that the bible supports the man making the coffee. 

"It's all over the Bible, dearest, she said."

The man, however, argued that the bible says nothing about who is to brew the coffee in a relationship. 

An opened bible outdoors during autumn. | Source: Pixabay

An opened bible outdoors during autumn. | Source: Pixabay

That was when the woman grabbed a copy of the holy book and flipped the pages while saying:

"See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews."

If you want more husband and wife jokes, you can check out this story of a couple who was expecting a child. 

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