Daily Joke: Three Siblings Gathered to Celebrate Their Parents' Anniversary

You’ll burst out laughing with his hilarious family joke.

An old couple was celebrating 50 years together and invited their three children to come over to celebrate with them.

Their three children, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had varied excuses.

Man standing beside a woman on swing. | Photo: Pexels

Man standing beside a woman on swing. | Photo: Pexels

“Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one. “Sorry, I’m running late… I just didn’t have the time to get you a present.”

“No worry,” said Dad. “The important thing is that we’re all together.”

Son number two arrived and announced, “Just flew in from L.A. and didn’t have time to get you anything… I’m sorry.”

Handsome man laughing. | Photo: Pexels

Handsome man laughing. | Photo: Pexels

“It’s nothing,” said the father, “just glad you could be here today.”

The daughter arrived. “Happy anniversary! I’m sorry, but I’ve been out of town and didn’t bring a present.”

Again the father said, “I really don’t care, at least the five of us are together today.”

Man standing near plants. | Photo: Pexels

Man standing near plants. | Photo: Pexels

Later, during dinner, the father put down his fork, looked up and said, “Listen, you three, there’s something your mother and I need to tell you. We came to this country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise you and send you to college. But we never got around to getting married.”

The three kids gasped and said, in unison, “You mean we’re bastards?”

“Yep,” said the dad. “And cheap ones, too!”

Woman standing on metal container. | Photo: Pexels

Woman standing on metal container. | Photo: Pexels

Ouch. That’s an epic way to retaliate to insensitive children! If that made you laugh, here’s a bonus joke to keep you giggling some more.

Having money troubles, the young man decided to call his father again to borrow money from him, as he had done several times in the past.  

He called him via the operator. When his father got on the phone, the son said, “I need to borrow 800 dollars.”

Man sitting on crate | Photo: Pexels

Man sitting on crate | Photo: Pexels

His father replied, “Sorry, I can’t hear you, son, I think there may be a bad line.”

The boy shouted: “Eight hundred. I need eight hundred dollars!”

“Sorry, I still can’t hear you clearly,” his father said.

Man in the office | Photo: Pexels

Man in the office | Photo: Pexels

The operator cut in: “Sorry to butt in, but I can hear him perfectly clearly.”

The father said: “Good. Then you send him the money!”

Source: Bored Daddy

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