Hilarious Jokes about Old Married Couples

There's a lot to laugh about when it comes to marriage, here are a few hilarious moments guaranteed to crack you up.

The St. Peter's Catholic Church is known for it's weekly husband marriage seminars. At a session last week, the priest asked Guiseppe, who had earlier shared that he would soon be celebrating his 50th wedding anniversary, to talk about his experiences and how he managed to keep his marriage afloat for decades.

A senior couple sitting in a park | Photo: Shutterstock.com

A senior couple sitting in a park | Photo: Shutterstock.com

Guiseppe could not have been happier as he took the pulpit, he looked at the assembled younger husbands who had just tied the knot. 

In his statement, the older man shares that he had attempted to make his spouse happy by treating her nice and spending money on her.

An elderly couple sit outside and enjoy a drink at a local bar | Photo: Getty Images

An elderly couple sit outside and enjoy a drink at a local bar | Photo: Getty Images

He, however, disclosed that the best thing he ever did was take her to Italy for their 25th wedding anniversary. On hearing this, the priest responded by praising Guiseppe for being an inspiration to all men present at the gathering.

Afterward, he obliged him to reveal what he was planning for his spouse for her 50th anniversary. Guiseppe faced the men once again with a smile on his face and proudly answered saying:

"I'm gonna go pick her up."

Elderly couple look in the window of a haberdashery shop, Burford, Oxfordshire, UK | Photo : Getty Images

Elderly couple look in the window of a haberdashery shop, Burford, Oxfordshire, UK | Photo : Getty Images

The auditorium was so silent; a pin dropping would have been heard. Here's another interesting joke:

A couple who were both aged 60, were celebrating their anniversary. While the party commenced, a fairy appeared to congratulate the couple and grant them each a single wish.

Close-Up photo of a colorful Happy Anniversary text | Photo: Getty Images

Close-Up photo of a colorful Happy Anniversary text | Photo: Getty Images

The wife wished to travel the world, and the fairy immediately waved her wand, and tickets appeared in her hands for an all-expense-paid world cruise. 

Next, the fairy turned to the man and asked how he wanted to use his wish to which the man replies, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me."

Photo of a happy senior man presenting flower to his wife in a garden | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a happy senior man presenting flower to his wife in a garden | Photo: Getty Images

The fairy waved her once again, and the husband immediately aged an additional 30 years — making him 90. The fairy said before disappearing into thin air,

"Careful what you wish for."

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Source: Startsat60

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