Daily Joke: Man Goes to Supermarket and Notices an Attractive Woman Waving at Him

An attractive woman waves at a man she sees in the supermarket, causing him to make crude assumptions about where he initially met her.

Sometimes, things are not always the way they seem. One can get a wrong interpretation of a situation, causing them to be embarrassed.

A man goes to the supermarket to do some shopping. On getting there as he went about doing his shopping, he noticed an attractive woman looking in his direction and waving.

Photo of a grocery store clerk assisting a young woman with a query while she is out shopping for food. | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a grocery store clerk assisting a young woman with a query while she is out shopping for food. | Photo: Getty Images

Making her way towards him, the woman says, “Hello,” and the man is taken aback as to why such an attractive woman was talking to him since he did not know her from anywhere.

Summoning courage, he asks the woman if she knew him, and her response had him in shock and disbelief. Replying the man, the woman said:

“I think you are the father of one of my kids.”

Photo of  young professionals in a supermarket | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of young professionals in a supermarket | Photo: Getty Images

Surprised, the man tried to recall the details of the time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he could only come up with the evening of his bachelor’s party.

Turning to the woman, he asked if she was the stripper whom he made love to on the pool table while his friends were watching.

Photo of a man and woman chatting whilst shopping in a health food store | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a man and woman chatting whilst shopping in a health food store | Photo: Getty Images

Stunned at the turn of events, the woman looked the man calmly in the eyes and told him she is his son’s teacher.

Here is another joke about certain assumptions turning out to be wrong. Three burly men were sitting in a biker’s bar when another man comes in and heads straight to the bartender to order a drink.

Photo of African friends toasting with beer in nightclub | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of African friends toasting with beer in nightclub | Photo: Getty Images

While he was cradling his glass, the drunk man noticed the three men at the corner and decided to approach them. Staring at the biggest of them, the man yelled that he had gone to the biker’s grandmother’s house and saw her naked standing in the hallway while looking fine.

Unflinching, the bike man stared at the man and said nothing. Pressing on, the drunk man further revealed that he had gotten it on with the grandma, and she was the best he ever had.

Photo of a cheerful male friends enjoying while having drinks in nightclub | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a cheerful male friends enjoying while having drinks in nightclub | Photo: Getty Images

Still giving no response, the bike man looked on at the drunk man. At this point, the other two friends were brimming with anger at their friend’s silence, knowing that he was not one to back down from a fight.

Looking to get a reaction from the biker, the drunk man continued talking, letting the biker know that his grandmother had loved what he did to her.

Photo of a mature man smiling and enjoying a card game with his friends at their local bar. | Photo: Getty Images

Photo of a mature man smiling and enjoying a card game with his friends at their local bar. | Photo: Getty Images

At this point, the biker lost it and grabbed the man’s shoulder, saying, “Grandpa! Go Home! You are drunk” before sitting back down and turning to his friends.

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