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Daily Joke: A Man Bought Two Horses but Couldn't Tell Them Apart

Oyin Balogun
Sep 24, 2020
08:30 P.M.
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A man bought two horses but could not tell them apart. His friend, who was a farmer, then gave him some suggestions to help him identify them, but it turned out the animals were initially different colors.

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Today’s joke is about a man who bought two horses but could not tell them apart. In a bid to find a way to identify the animals, he went to a farmer living next to him to get some advice.

A man standing with two horses. | Photo: Getty Images

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The farmer told the man to cut the tail of one horse and leave the other one. However, the other horse’s tail got caught up in a bush, and it ripped off. Once again, he can’t tell them apart.

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The man then went back to the farmer who told him to cut one of the horse’s ears. So he does. But the other horse got its ear ripped off in a barbed-wire fence, and the man can’t tell them apart again.

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After this, the man went back to the farmer. This time, he advised him to measure the horses. The man then came back and said:

 "Thanks for your advice. It turns out the white horse is two inches taller than the black horse!"

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Enjoyed that joke? Here’s another one about farmers in a small town who were holding a meeting among themselves. Halfway through the meeting, a wife of one of the farmers stood up to speak and share her suggestions with the group.

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However, her contribution was not accepted as one of the old farmers stood up and asked the woman what she knew about their occupation.

To buttress his point, the farmer then asked the woman if she knows how many toes a pig has. In response, she said:"Take off your boots, sir, and count them yourself!" To read another joke about a man walking into a bookstore, click here

Source: Startsat60

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