Daily Joke: A Young Businessman Moved into His New Office

A young businessman had just kick-started his own company and moved into his newly-adorned office. The achiever felt the need to impress his first office guest however he could, without paying attention to his identity.

A businessman hit a new achievement rank when he launched his business in a beautifully furnished office. He proudly sat at his desk when he spotted a visitor in the outer office.

To properly portray himself as a top shot, the man picked up his phone and began a conversation with a pseudo customer pretending that he had a weighty deal coming through.

While the businessman mentioned enormous figures and made serious commitments with the non-existent customer, the stranger walked into his office.

After some minutes, satisfied with the impression he must have made, he asked the stranger how he could help him. The man answered, saying he came to activate the phone lines.

Hilarious right? The businessman thought the visitor came for a business transaction; instead, he was simply a handyman who knew the phone lines were disconnected the entire time.

Another funny story occured at a cooking class while a teacher called Mrs. Jones shared her secrets to preparing perfect sauces.

As the teacher ordered the class to prepare for their assignments, she reminded them not to forget their wooden spoons.

As one of her students stirred his sauce, he pondered why they used wooden spoons and concluded it had to do with heat conduction.

Still not satisfied with his conclusion, the student decided to confirm from his teacher. He walked up to Mrs. Jones and tabled his question.

To his utmost surprise, she answered that she could lose her sanity if she sat there, listening to the metal spoons railing against the metal pots.

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Source: Startsat60