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Daily Joke: Only One Man in Town Could Catch Fish

Busayo Ogunjimi
May 28, 2021
02:00 A.M.

A police chief approached the only man that could fish in a town. After asking the fisherman his secret, he agreed to take the chief along on his next fishing trip, but it was not what he expected.

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Only one man knew how to fish in a particular town, and he became famous for his abilities. The chief police asked the man how he did it, so the man offered to take him along the next day.

Source: Amomama

Source: Amomama

When they got to the middle of the lake, he brought out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. Once it exploded, fishes started floating to the top of the water. The man brought out a net and started packing them.

Two men on a boat fishing. | Photo: Shutterstock

Two men on a boat fishing. | Photo: Shutterstock

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Shocked, the chief police told him what he did was illegal, and he really shouldn't be doing that. Not caring, the man brought out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and handed it to the chief, and asked, "Are you going to fish or talk?"

Here's another fishing joke: A man called his house from his office and said to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."

Man holding a fishing rod as he tries to fish. | Image: Pixabay

Man holding a fishing rod as he tries to fish. | Image: Pixabay

In a hurry, the man got home to grab everything. He apologized to his wife for the short notice and gave her a big hug. After a week, he returned, and his wife asked him if he had a good trip.

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The man replied that the fishing was great and they spent all day on the water. He told his wife she forgot to pack his blue pajamas, and with a smile, she said, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box."

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