Daily Joke: One Guy in a Bar Tells Another That Their Friend Is Dead

Two old friends met in a bar, and the first asked his friend if he had heard of their friend's death. The story would go on to leave the second irritated and shocked.

Two friends, Tom and James, met up in a bar, and the first asked the other if he heard of the news of their friend, Mike's death. Surprised, James asked what led to his death.

Tom then explained, saying, "Well, he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house but he didn't brake properly and boom – he hit the curb," Tom said that the accident was a terrible one.

James looked sad and remarked that it was a horrible way to die. Tom quickly said, "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all." Tom explained that Mike landed in his bedroom and was all covered in broken glass on the floor.

Once again, James shook his head and said it was a horrible way to die. Tom continued his story. He calmly said Mike survived that. Mike managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawled out onto the landing.

He tried to pull himself up on the banister, it broke, and he fell to the first floor. In mid-air, all the broken banister poles spun and fell on him, pinning him to the floor and sticking right through him.

James gulped whiskey and remarked that it was the most unfortunate way for their friend to have died. Tom then explained that Mike survived it.

Continuing his story, he said that Mike crawled into the kitchen and tried to pull himself up on the stove but reached for a big pot of boiling water that poured on him.

James looked at him intently and said, "that must have been a sad way to die." Once again, Tom explained that Mike had survived that.

He then said Mike was lying on the ground, covered in boiling water, and suddenly saw the phone and tried to pull himself up and call for help. Instead, he grabbed the light switch and pulled the whole thing off the wall, and got electrocuted.

James thought that must have killed Mike, but Tom explained that he survived that. Annoyed, James asked, how then did he die?" and his friend replied, "I shot him!" Shocked, James asked why he shot their friend, and Tom said:

"He was wrecking my house."

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Source: Unijokes.