Daily Joke: Man Buys 2 Talking Parrots for His Mother
One man wanted to give a gift to his elderly mother. He was thinking very hard to come up with an interesting and creative present. Finally, he decided to buy two clever birds who could sing and dance.
A man thought of the perfect present to give his mom on Mother's Day but had no great ideas. After pondering for moments, he came across a pet shop with birds that could talk, sing and dance.
Angrily, the man told his mother how expensive the presents were and their abilities to talk, sing and dance. Surprised, the woman explained to her son that the birds should have said something.
A man who owned a talking parrot fixed a date to tie the knot with his wife. On the wedding day, he had a conversation with his pet.
The man reminded the bird of its habit of sitting at the window and sticking its beak in. Finally, the man gave the parrot a stern warning.
The parrot owner promised to break the bird's neck if it faltered, and the pair came to an agreement. On returning from the wedding, the parrot heeded its owner's instructions and turned around.
The woman did exactly as she was instructed, but her efforts were futile. Next, she asked her husband to go on top of it and thought it might be better. The man did so, but the case could not be closed.
"Neck or no neck, I have to see this!"