Daily Joke: Man Sees His Elderly Father Taking Hot Chocolate with Viagra

As people age, their ability to do things deteriorates, such as falling asleep and remembering things. Today's jokes pulled a bit of fun at a few older men and the hilarious situations they found themselves in. 

Source: AmoMama

Source: AmoMama

THE NURSING HOME

One day, a man came to visit his elderly father at a nursing home. While they were talking to each other, a nurse came and gave the elderly man a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra pill.

The man was first confused, so he asked the nurse, "What are those for? At his age, what use are those for him?" The nurse responded, "Well, the hot chocolate is to help him fall asleep faster."

The man then said, "Okay, I suppose that does make sense, but what is the Viagra pill for?" The nurse said, "Those are to make sure he does not fall off the bed."

THE FORGETFUL MAN

One day an elderly man told his friend all about a new TV show he and his wife had started watching recently. He told his friend, "The storyline is amazing, and the actors did such a fantastic job."

His friend asked, "Well, what is the TV show called?" "Gosh, I cannot remember," the elderly man said  then asked his friend, "What do you call those long-stemmed flowers people give on Valentine's Day?" His friend responded, "Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, That's exactly it!" He exclaimed and then turned to his wife and said, "Rose, what is the name of the TV show we started watching last week?"

THE LUNATIC DRIVER

A man was driving on the highway on the way home from a busy day at work. His wife then called him to ask when he would be home and to warn him about something she had seen on the news. 

"Honey, please be careful, I was watching the news, and there is a lunatic driving the wrong way on the highway," she cautioned. The husband responded, "It is worst than that. There are hundreds of them.  

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