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Daily Joke: Intruder Threatens Married Couple with a Knife

Ayesha Muhammad
Aug 08, 2021
06:40 A.M.

A happily married couple was nearing their wedding anniversary. To make their special day even more memorable, the husband planned a romantic candlelight dinner for his lovely wife.

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After taking care of all the necessary arrangements and buying a wonderful anniversary gift, he took his wife to the dining room, where they both ate food, conversed romantically, and spent a great time together.

The couple's romantic night would soon be interrupted by an intruder. | Photo: Shutterstock

The couple's romantic night would soon be interrupted by an intruder. | Photo: Shutterstock

The wife appreciated her husband's love for her and became a little emotional seeing the beautiful arrangements. "Oh, honey. You're so thoughtful. Thank you so much for making this day so special for me. I love you," she said lovingly.

"Glad to have made you so happy," replied the husband, planting a kiss on his wife's cheek.

After they had finished eating, they got up to clear the dinner table. The husband helped his wife in the kitchen, and as soon as they were done washing the dishes, they decided to call it a night and sleep.

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It was past midnight when they finally retired for bed after their anniversary celebration. None of them had any regrets because it was the weekend, and they had the perfect excuse to sleep in late.

The couple celebrated their anniversary with a romantic dinner. | Photo: Pexels/cottonbro

The couple celebrated their anniversary with a romantic dinner. | Photo: Pexels/cottonbro

However, a terrible noise coming from downstairs woke the wife, who started panicking and held on to the bedsheets for support. When the noise increased in intensity, she couldn't keep herself from waking up her husband.

"Uhhh, honey, I think there's someone downstairs," said the wife nervously.

The husband rubbed his eyes, looked at her, and said in a tired, sleepy voice, "Sweetheart, are you sure? I don't hear anything."

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"Yes, I'm sure. Would you please call the police? I'm so scared," responded the wife.

But just when the husband was about to reach for his phone, the intruder entered their bedroom, and the couple froze in their positions. The scared wife let out a scream, which clearly made her the intruder's first target.

The couple was scared by the intruder in their bedroom. | Photo: Shutterstock

The couple was scared by the intruder in their bedroom. | Photo: Shutterstock

"I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them," said the intruder, scrutinizing the woman. "So tell me, what is your name?" He held a knife to her neck so that she couldn't move.

"My name is Elizabeth, but my friends call me Liz," replied the woman nervously.

The intruder looked at her closely and said, "You remind me of my mother, who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."

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His next target was the woman's husband, who was sitting at a little distance from her. In the blink of an eye, the intruder reached over to the man, placed the knife on his neck, and said, "What is your name?"

"My name is Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth," replied the husband.

The husband turned out to be very quick with his thoughts!

If you enjoyed reading this joke, share it with your friends, and don't forget to check out this one about a scared wife who was home alone one day when she heard burglars trying to break into her home. She called her husband in a panic and he gave her a hilarious suggestion.

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Source: Reddit

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