Daily Joke: Wife Watches Her Husband Stand over Their Baby's Crib

Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a wife who was watching her husband stand over their baby’s crib only to discover that he was focused on something else and not the baby.

When a baby comes into the life of a couple, it is both a lovely and tough time for the new parents. On one side, they are overjoyed to bring a new creature into the world. However, on the other side, they have to deal with a lot of sleepless nights.

A photo of a newborn baby in the crib. | Photo: Shutterstock

A photo of a newborn baby in the crib. | Photo: Shutterstock

This was the case of a wife who woke to check up on her child and found her husband standing over the little one’s crib and watching the baby.

Mesmerized by the sight, the wife watched on and noticed that her husband had a mixture of feelings on his face. 

She noticed doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism on his face and was wondering what would have caused such a feeling. 

A photo of father watching his infant daughter in a baby crib. | Photo: Shutterstock

A photo of father watching his infant daughter in a baby crib. | Photo: Shutterstock

She then proceeded to slip her arm around him and asked:

"A penny for your thoughts?”

Her husband then replied:

"It's amazing! I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."

A photo interior design of baby room with crib. | Photo: Shutterstock

A photo interior design of baby room with crib. | Photo: Shutterstock

Another baby joke is that of a woman who was working in the American embassy in Australia while she was pregnant with her first child. 

After a successful pregnancy, she delivered the child and texted her father with the great news.

On receiving the news of his daughter’s delivery, he said to his co-workers,

“I’m a grandfather.”

Portrait of a great grandfather holding a newborn baby girl. | Photo: Shutterstock

Portrait of a great grandfather holding a newborn baby girl. | Photo: Shutterstock

When someone then asked him when the child was born, the man took a moment to recall the actual date his daughter told him and told his co-workers, “Tomorrow!”

Another exciting joke tells the story of a woman who was pregnant with triplets. While in the womb, the little ones were discussing what they would like to become when they were out in the world and all grown up.

The first child said he wanted to be a plumber, but the others laughed at him. When sled why he chose such a profession, he said:

“So I can fix the pipes in here. It’s kind of leaky.”

Sweet small triplets lying in nursery room. | Photo: Shutterstock

Sweet small triplets lying in nursery room. | Photo: Shutterstock

The second child has his turn and said he wanted to be an electrician. The others thought it was a silly job and asked why he chose it. He answered:

“So I can get some light in here, it’s dark.”

Finally, the last child spoke his mind and said he wanted to become a boxer.

Surprised by his decision, the others asked for the reason behind his answer and he said:

“So I can beat the hell out of the bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

Babies are a whole lot funnier than we seem to give them credit for.

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