Daily Joke: 100-Year-Old Man Shares the Secret to His Long Life
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a 100-year-old man who shared his secret to a long life. The senior citizen had an unconventional way of staying healthy that involved his wife.
After a long, fulfilling life, a 100-year-old man was asked by everyone to reveal his longevity secret. He was in excellent shape and always had a smile on his face like he lived his best life. The old man said:
"I'll tell you a secret. I've been married for 75 years. I promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers."
The old man revealed that he always lost arguments and for the past 75 years he has been walking 5 kilometers every day. The listeners were shocked and asked him how his wife also managed to remain healthy. He smiled and said:
"I'll tell you another secret: she'd been following me to make sure I really finish the 5 kilometers!"
Another hilarious joke tells the story of an older couple who visited the doctor because they were beginning to forget little things. After an examination, the doctor advised them to write things down to help them with remembering.
Once they returned home, the wife said to her husband, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
However, the husband didn't take her advice lightly. He yelled at her, "Nonsense. I can remember a dish of ice cream!" She didn't mind his rebuttal but informed him that she would want strawberries and whipped cream as toppings.
The husband insists that his memory is intact and repeats his wife's order of ice cream, strawberries, and whipped cream to prove that he could remember. Afterward, he heads to the kitchen.
Soon, the wife began hearing pans and pots clashing. After some minutes, the husband emerged and handed his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She looked at him in surprise and said, "Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
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