Top 15 Shortest Celeb Marriages – 30+ Pics of Couples Who Called It Quits So Fast

They said "I do" — and then "don't!" From divorce court drama to whirlwind weddings gone wildly wrong, these A-list lovers barely made it past the honeymoon before throwing in the towel.

In this jaw-dropping countdown of Hollywood's shortest unions, some celebrity marriages lasted a few months, while others barely made it a few days.

Two stars make the list twice, proving lightning-fast love isn't just a one-time mistake. And the shortest one of all? A marriage so short, it barely outlasted the wedding night and is waiting for you at number one.

15 – Tom Green and Drew Barrymore

Hearts were broken in Hollywood when Green filed for divorce from Barrymore in Los Angeles in 2001, just months after their vows. Their whirlwind marriage barely survived the year.

In a heartbreaking statement following the split, Green shared, "Drew is a wonderful woman. I love her very much. I wish our marriage could have worked out. I wish her much happiness."

14 – Cris Judd and Jennifer Lopez

Just 11 months after tying the knot, Lopez filed for divorce from Judd in 2002. The couple had already separated, and irreconcilable differences were cited in court. While attorneys confirmed a financial settlement, the terms were kept secret, adding to the mystery of an already emotional conclusion.

13 – Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen

This marriage moved as fast as it ended. Moss and Armisen finalized their divorce in Los Angeles in 2011 after just eight months — the exact length of their brief union.

12 – Colton Haynes and Jeff Leatham

Haynes filed for divorce from Leatham in May 2018 — just six months after their glamorous wedding. Both cited irreconcilable differences in separate filings. Though the marriage ended quickly, the divorce proceedings dragged on for over a year.

11 – Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito

In 2007, Esposito filed for divorce from Cooper after only four months of marriage. The couple had been engaged for just two months before their December wedding. Court documents cited irreconcilable differences, bringing their fairy tale to an abrupt close.

10 – Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock

Rock 'n' roll love story gone wrong? After only four months, Anderson and Kid Rock filed for divorce in November 2006. They agreed to waive spousal support, aiming to resolve things peacefully. Still, a six-month waiting period meant neither could remarry until late May.

9 – Lisa Marie Presley and Nicolas Cage

A romantic spark extinguished too soon. In 2004, Cage — filing under his legal name, Nicolas Coppola — ended his marriage to Presley just four months after saying "I do" in Hawaii. The reason? The ever-familiar irreconcilable differences.

8 – Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney

Three months. That's how far Zellweger and Chesney made it after their Caribbean beachside wedding in 2005. She filed for an annulment, citing fraud.

It was later clarified that it was simply legal terminology, not a judgment of character. Legal experts explained that in annulment cases, fraud usually refers to serious misrepresentation about major life issues.

7 – Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

One of the most infamous splits in pop culture history. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.

Their lavish August 2011 wedding was filmed for television, and quickly unraveled. "I hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don't work out," she later confessed.

6 – Drew Barrymore and Jeremy Thomas

Barrymore's first marriage? Over in just six weeks. She wed bar owner Jeremy Thomas, but the pair divorced in 1995 after nearly a year of legal drama.

Reflecting on the short-lived union, Barrymore didn't mince words, joking that her ex was "the devil," then burst out laughing.

5 – Mario Lopez and Ali Landry

Six years together — and not even two weeks married. Landry ended her marriage to Lopez in 2004, just days after their Mexico wedding, after reports of his alleged long-term infidelity surfaced almost immediately.

4 – Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds

Two weeks. One exotic ceremony. Zero legal follow-through. Murphy and Edmonds tied the knot on New Year's Day 2008 on a private island near Bora Bora — but it ended just 14 days later. However, they never made the marriage official, marking one of the shortest and most exotic breakups on the list.

3 – Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman

Nine days. That's all it took before Rodman filed for an annulment from Electra in June 1999. The couple had been dating since spring, but the impulsive decision to marry quickly unraveled. According to Electra's publicist, the split was mutual.

2 – Nicolas Cage and Erika Koike

Another Cage quickie! The Hollywood star married Koike in Las Vegas in March 2019 — the very same day they applied for their marriage license. Just four days later, he filed for an annulment, making it one of the shortest legal unions in Hollywood history.

1 – Britney Spears and Jason Alexander

Spears wed Alexander, her childhood friend, in a surprise ceremony in 2004. However, their marriage lasted just 55 hours and was annulled, with court documents stating that the queen of pop "lacked understanding of her actions" and was "incapable of agreeing to the marriage."

Whether it was days, weeks, or just a handful of months, each of these marriages burned bright and fizzled fast. While the reasons varied, the outcomes were the same — quick exits from relationships that once promised forever.