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Daily Joke: An Elderly Gentleman on His Deathbed Shares His Last Wishes with His Wife & Kids

Rebelander Basilan
Jan 19, 2020
05:00 P.M.

An older man was on his deathbed as his significant other, three youngsters, and the nurse stood close by.

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The man had cancer, and the doctor said he had only a short time left in the world.

"Bill, you take the two mansions on 2nd street," he said. "Mary, you take the offices at the business center. Debra, the apartments downtown are yours. To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near the park."

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The nurse was truly dazzled. She told the wife that his husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of them.

To which the wife replied, "What property? The man had a paper route!"

Shocked old lady. | Photo: Pexels

Shocked old lady. | Photo: Pexels

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Reading a humorous story like this one is always fun and will definitely brighten up our day. Another story that will make you laugh is about a senior couple who were reminiscing their good old times. Read the story below:

An elderly couple were sitting on their deck chairs watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about the good old days.

The wife turned to the husband and asked if he remembers when they first started dating, and he used to just casually reach over to take her hand.

An elderly couple sitting on wooden bench. | Photo: Pexels

An elderly couple sitting on wooden bench. | Photo: Pexels

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The husband looked over at her, smiled, and kindly took her aged hand in his.

With a little smile, the wife pressed a little farther. She asked if he remembers how, after they were engaged, he'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss her on the cheek.

The husband leaned slowly toward his wife and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

Old couple walking while holding hands. | Photo: Pexels

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Growing bolder still, the wife asked if he remembers how, after they were first married, he'd kind of nibble on her ear.

The husband slowly got up from his rocker and headed into the house.

Alarmed, the wife asked where her husband was going. To which the husband replied that he would just get his teeth.

Man standing beside a woman on the swing. | Photo: Pexels

Man standing beside a woman on the swing. | Photo: Pexels

Share these jokes for your loved ones who might need a good laugh today!

Want to laugh some more? Check out this story of a man who goes out to sea and catches a few fish. He gets up right on time to prepare, hooks up his boat, and off he goes, throughout the day.

Source: Starts At 60

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