Daily Joke: 2 Children Order Pizza
Today's jokes are about two children who order pizza over the phone and a man who calls up Pizza Hut to place an order but is astounded by the response he gets.
Today's jokes are about two children who order pizza over the phone and a man who calls up Pizza Hut to place an order but is astounded by the response he gets.
Today's joke revolves around a smart man who knew his way around the border all too well and left the border patrol officer speechless and confused.
Today's jokes are centered around a couple who were in the process of deciding names for their baby, and a husband who ended up surprising his wife by making a comment she never saw coming.
A police officer was patrolling an area at nighttime when he saw a car parked on the side of the road. He noticed that the car's windows were covered in steam. Curious as to what was happening inside, he decided to walk over and have a look for himself.
Today's joke is about a man who went to see his best friend one day with a shocking revelation. After hearing about the man's adventures, the friend was taken aback but agreed to support him nonetheless.
This joke is about a poor old man who was standing alone on the street one stormy, rainy night. He stopped a man on a motorcycle, who felt sad for him, and offered some help in return.
Today's joke will serve as a handy guide for all the Americans who wish to travel to France. If you or anyone in your friends or family are planning a vacation to the French Republic anytime soon, this one's for you.
Having intruders in your house can be a scary experience, and such events can haunt people for a very long time. There may be scenarios where people fear that someone might break into their house, and this joke tells a similar story.
Today's joke is about a clumsy man who has been in a terrible situation and shows up at his friend's place to vent his pent-up feelings. If you've ever had an awkward friend or still do, you might relate to this joke on a much deeper level.
Today's joke is about a young farmer who eventually succeeds in meeting the girl of his dreams. His "love at first sight" turns into an interesting encounter and leads in a direction he never saw coming.
There's nothing wrong with having a little fun, so long as you know how to keep the game going. The same happened with a cowboy who was almost caught in his bluffing act, until something unexpected happened that saved his day.
Today's joke is about a couple who were having a fantastic time playing with their pet dog. However, something unexpected happened, which ruined all the fun, and the couple had to take necessary measures to rectify the situation.
This joke is centered around a gynecologist who wanted to travel off the beaten path and become a mechanic. He was determined to go to any lengths to achieve his target and attain the best results in the minimum possible time.
Today's joke is about a small town in the United States where the local government was all set to construct a fountain. To select the most suitable builders for the job, they started soliciting bids and came across a few interesting interviewees.
Today's joke is about a man who became suspicious of his wife's activities, fearing that she might be having an affair. He was ready to take all possible measures to find out the truth, but what he discovered, in the end, shocked him to the core.
The farmer in this joke experienced the same feelings of wistfulness, and longed to be married. One day, he got a mule and buggy and went off in search for the woman of his dreams. When the farmer had rode for 20 miles into town, he came across a woman.
This joke is about a woman's dog who had stopped listening to her. Unable to discover what the actual problem was, she decided to take her dog to the vet. After properly checking the dog, the vet declared that the dog's hearing had been impared.
Today's joke is about a man who steps into the bar and starts hearing a voice, but is unable to locate the source of that voice. Surprisingly enough, he has an interesting conversation with the secret voice, so let's find out what happens next.