Daily Joke: Sweetie, I Think Our Neighbors Hate Us
A married couple was enjoying a romantic dinner on a Saturday evening. The husband and wife lovingly talked and ate food, reminiscing about the bygone times and cherishing old memories.
A married couple was enjoying a romantic dinner on a Saturday evening. The husband and wife lovingly talked and ate food, reminiscing about the bygone times and cherishing old memories.
There was once a poor thin man who didn't spend his money on food, and instead, waited for his old grandfather to die and leave him a large fortune. To his surprise, all his grandfather left him was a special cookie.
During the summer holidays, Little Johnny went to stay with his grandparents. However, one day when the grandma came home after grocery shopping, she found the place a complete mess. Upon asking what had happened, grandpa gave her a hilarious explanation.
An Army Ranger was on holiday and enjoying a nice time in the depths of Louisiana. After a while, he felt the need for a pair of alligator boots, but instead of buying them, he wanted to make them himself.
A man was working in the yard one Sunday morning, and he needed the garden rake. When he couldn't find it anywhere, he decided to ask his wife, but as it turned out, they had quite an interesting conversation.
One day, a man was driving on the highway when he was suddenly stopped by a police officer, and asked to show the car's papers. The man complied with the request, and later had an unexpected response which shocked the police officer.
One day, two farmers were sitting together in a bar. They were both in the business of pig farming, so one farmer showed the pictures of his pigs to the other farmer, who was very impressed.
A big muscular man went to a department store and asked the clerk sitting behind the counter a question, but instead of replying to the man's query, he gave him the silent treatment.
One day, Little Johnny was struggling to pull his wagon up the steep hill slope. He stopped and complained every now and then, and caught the attention of a passing priest.
Today's joke is about a married couple who celebrated their wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner and went to sleep late at night. However, they were soon woken by an intruder.
Today's joke is about a college freshman who was moving into his dorm room, and did not like the way his new roommate greeted him. To his surprise, the roommate's response was unexpected and brilliant!
Today's joke is about an elderly lady who was on her way to buy milk for her grandkids when she was stopped by the soldiers. They informed her that the bridge she wanted to cross was destroyed, even though it appeared absolutely fine.
One day, a man was driving back home from work when he suddenly remembered that it was his daughter's birthday. So he decided to go to the nearest toy store and buy her a gift. However, he was surprised by the store employee's assistance in the matter.
Today's joke will make you laugh uncontrollably, and is about an elegantly dressed woman in a restaurant who spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white skirt. But when the waitress offered her help, she had a completely odd response.
Today's joke will make you giggle, and is about a young lady who registered for her driving license and was asked a question by the driving instructor to clear the test. However, her hilarious response astounded the instructor.
Today's joke is about a little boy who loved eating chocolates. One day a stranger told him not to eat so many chocolates, and the kid's response to the man was pure gold!
Two banker colleagues met on a Sunday morning. The weather was surprisingly pleasant, so they decided to take a walk together and breathe in some fresh air. However, soon they began discussing professional tips and tricks, and made a surprising discovery.
A man had been struggling in his life for a very long time. His financial condition was worsening and it was becoming very hard to provide for his family. Then one day, he was passing by a store, and he saw something that could change his life.
Today's joke is about a married couple who were driving through a strange town in Florida, and struggled in pronouncing its name correctly. After expending their energy, they decided to look for help.
One day, a man was walking down the street and he noticed an old man jumping on the manhole cover. He became curious and stopped to ask the elderly man the reason behind his queer behavior.
Today's joke will make you laugh out loud, and is about a group of tourists in Africa who were enjoying a guided tour, when they were alarmed by the tour guide's strange revelation.
Today's joke is about an army officer who returned home after serving in the armed forces and was greeted by his little boy. The curious kid asked a question, and his father had an interesting answer.
One dark and stormy night, a stranger was stranded in the open, drenched in the rain, and shivering with cold. He looked around to find shelter for the night and came across a remote monastery. So he walked over to the monastery and knocked on the old wooden door.
An elderly couple was facing some problem in their sex life and didn't know how to fix it. They were worried that if they could not come up with a solution soon, it might adversely affect their overall health and well-being.
Despite the warnings, if you're still planning on irritating your pregnant wife in the future, you might want to go through these phrases. They will save you thinking time and help in driving your expecting wife crazy.
Today's joke is about a couple who bought a new house in a beautiful neighborhood. One day, when the husband left for work, the wife was home alone, and she heard some crazy noises from outside, after which she called her husband, and he had a hilarious suggestion for her.
Today's joke will tickle your funny bones and is about a girl who could not decide whether to stay with her young, loyal groom or the rich old man she had recently met.
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine once and looking outside from his car's windows. Suddenly, he saw two men along the roadside, and upon close observation, he saw that they were busy eating grass.
Today's joke is about an elderly man who went to see the doctor and was asked to come back with his semen sample, but he returned with an empty jar. When the doctor asked him the reason, the old man had a hilarious explanation to give.
Today's joke is about a boy who was leading on the points table in the soccer match, when suddenly a ball hit him in the head, rendering him unconscious. When the boy woke up in the hospital, his condition worried the doctor.
Today's joke is about a businessman who was on his way to an important presentation when he stopped by a little barbershop to get a haircut. He then came back to the barbershop again after two weeks, this time with a set of specifications.
Today's joke will tickle your funny bones and is about a young man who went to confession to seek forgiveness but ending up alarming the priest with his somewhat stark revelations.
Today's joke will have you cackling and is about an elderly man on his deathbed who decided to find out which of his three sons was the laziest. He asked them three questions and judged them based on their answers.
There was once a married couple living happily together. The couple had enjoyed decades of marital bliss and were madly in love with each other until one day; they discovered something unexpected.
Today's joke will have you laughing uncontrollably, and is about a student who managed to trick her teacher into letting her leave the class during a lecture on con artists
A regular shopper at Home Depot undergoes a somewhat queer experience. He becomes victim to a clever scam and decides to warn other people to be careful and spread the word amongst their family and friends.
Today's joke is about a Veterinarian and a doctor who decide to meet outside of work and reflect upon their career choices. Both the medical professionals share the pros of their work life, but the vet's reply will have you laughing out loud.
One fine day, two old friends decided to meet up for lunch. They hadn't seen each other for more than twenty years and wanted to catch up, just like old times. However, the friend was left astounded when he later discovered his other friend's secret.
Today's joke is about a New Yorker who didn't believe the weather forecast regarding freezing temperatures in Alaska, and decided to call up his cousin for reassurance.
Today's joke is about a man whose wife died after twenty years of marriage, and he had a hard time bearing her loss. His best friend showed up to comfort him and was surprised by his reaction.
Today's joke will have you laughing out loud, and is about a husband and wife who went to see the marriage counselor for the very first time in their relationship.
Floral prints have a timeless charm, but they become even more special when worn by the royal family. From Queen Elizabeth and Lady Diana to Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle, royal ladies love opting for blooming floral dresses.
Kate Middleton has supported various causes over time, and amongst them is her affinity for sustainable fashion. From re-wearing some of her signature outfits to championing sustainability projects, she is a true inspiration for the fashion world.
Believe it or not, forgetting an Oscar-awarded movie is as easy as forgetting to turn the alarm off on a Saturday morning. So if you're only familiar with 2021 Oscar nominees and winners, allow us to introduce you to these forgotten gems.
Demi Lovato's journey as a singer, songwriter, and actress has been highly successful. However, the Disney alum made some shocking revelations in her 'Dancing With the Devil' Documentary which was released on YouTube earlier this year.
If your tedious life is taking its toll on you, it's time to lean back in your chair and grab a good book. And just in case you're wondering which genre to choose, allow us to introduce you to the most fail-safe option - thrillers.
Today's joke will make you laugh your heart out, and is about a young man who goes to the church to attend a sermon on the Seven Deadly Sins and decides not to steal a hat.
Today's joke is about a woman who noticed that her husband was behaving strangely one night and decided to pen down her thoughts and feelings in her diary.
Today's joke will have you cackling uncontrollably and is about a building worker who accidentally fell from the tenth floor of a building and stunned his co-workers.
Today's joke will have you laugh out loud and is about two college students riding a bus together and talking about something taken out of context by a lady sitting next to them.