An elderly woman felt lonely so she decided to find a man for the evening. She stripped down naked and walked out to find 2 elderly men sitting on a bench. What followed next is downright hilarious.
An elderly woman's husband was on his deathbed, so she called the priest to complete the last rites. However, when the priest arrived and asked the man to repeat a few words, he declined his request.
It was a usual lesson at school when the teacher decided to ask her pupils a few questions. The kids enjoyed the discussion, sharing their likes and dislikes until one of them gave a strange answer.
Our lawnmower broke and I couldn't find time to fix it. I had a lot of other things to do - from working at the shed to making beer. It started to annoy my wife, so she decided to teach me a lesson.
A writer moved to a rural area so that he could dedicate more time to his writing. On the first day in his new place, there was a knock on his door - it was his neighbor inviting him to a party.
A man was walking home through the graveyard when he suddenly fell into a fresh grave. Since it was raining, he couldn't get himself out because of the slippery mud under his shoes. After a while, another man fell next to him.
Three nuns died and after some time, they appeared near the Pearly Gates where Saint Peter met them. He told them he would let them in only if they answered his questions correctly.
A husband was late from work, and he told his wife he won't be around for dinner. She then enjoyed the food with her lover and was cozying up with him when suddenly, her husband walked in on her.
It was already late at night when a taxi driver saw a strikingly beautiful woman standing alone on the roadside. He picked up the pretty stranger who stayed silent during their trip. When the driver finally stopped at the woman's destination, he realized it was a graveyard.
A man is lost in his way and ends up in a graveyard where 3 young ladies were passing through. At first, they were happy to be in his company at such a scary place, but then they later regretted it.
Carl and John met in a bar after a long time. They had both become busy in their lives and barely got a chance to even speak on the phone, so they decided to make the most of their time together. Soon, they began drinking and left the bar in a drunken start.
A man was on a bus heading home from golf with his pockets full. He forgot his bag at home so he had to keep all his golf balls in his pockets. It caught the attention of an attractive lady sitting next to him.
A company was on the lookout for someone who could pack items. The sole requirement for the job was being able to count from 1 to 10 in order. So they put out a job advertisement, and the very next day, a couple of candidates showed up.
There was once a man who would often visit a local bar, either with his friends or his girlfriend. One day, he came to the bar all alone, and when asked about his girlfriend, he told the bartender he was trying a long-distance relationship with her.
A family once adopted an adorable kitten. Soon, the little furry animal became a member of their family. He was playful and cute, but also loved throwing tantrums. But one day, the mother asked her son to send the cat away, not knowing what awaited her.
A man was coming back after a long and exhausting workday. But before heading home, he decided to stop by a park for some fresh air and began strolling around, enjoying the breathtaking view. While walking, he came across a small lake with ducks.
I returned to California after spending nearly two years in Rome. One of the strange experiences that I had had with my friends was trying seafood, which I could barely eat. So when I came back home, I decided to try an octopus for dinner, but the waiter told me there was a slight problem.
Mary was a regular parishioner at the church, and often paid a visit to the priest in private with her husband. However, for the past two weeks, neither Mary nor her husband showed up. Finally, after missing service for two Sundays, Mary returned with a piece of news.
A boy moved into a new house with his parents. One day, he was playing with his pet dog in the garden. Suddenly, the dog disappeared and the boy's parents ran to find him. In the meantime, the house caught fire, worrying the little boy.
A man couldn't decide what to buy for his wife on her birthday. He was terrible at selecting thoughtful gifts and had often faced her disagreement on numerous occasions in the past. So eventually, he decided to buy her an adorable pug.
A man landed on a deserted island after surviving a devastating shipwreck. He looked around for help and started screaming SOS at the top of his voice, hoping someone would hear him. Much to his astonishment, he ran into a married couple who had been stranded on the island for years.
One day, a Zoo director received the good news that the country's president was coming over to visit with his little son. He immediately informed all his staff members, who were thoroughly elated to welcome such an honorary guest.
My husband Joe was terribly ill for the past couple of months. His health kept worsening with time and he wasn't responding well to any treatment or medications. A part of me dreaded losing him, while another part hoped for a miracle.
One fine Saturday evening, I was enjoying a romantic dinner with my husband. It was our 50th wedding anniversary and we had decided to celebrate our special day with some food, wine, and a cozy ambiance. To my surprise, my husband started asking me weird questions.
One cool and breezy summer afternoon, three Marines were on vacation in Seattle. They decided to enjoy a few drinks in a local bar, and couldn't help compare it to the bars they had back home.
A man found residence in a new neighborhood. But while settling down in his new home, he got the word that the surrounding area was considered unsafe, especially in the dark hours of the night.
A teacher was briefing her class on the importance of staying fair and avoiding cheating at all possible costs. She kept emphasizing the point that cheating was a bad habit to adopt, and nobody respected cheaters and liars in society.
A class was in progress and the teacher was talking to her students regarding the importance of their final examination. Suddenly, a smart-ass student named Johnny raised his hand and asked a weird question.
One day, my Sociology class was in progress, and everyone sat in silence as they sifted through the reading material. Our professor had a policy that we could use our mobile phones for text messaging during class, so long as they did not ring during the lecture.
Mickey was our only son, and my husband and I loved him very much. One day, we were camping in the forest when suddenly, I noticed my son's gloomy mood. Clearly, something was bothering him, and I had no idea what it was.
A man aspired to become a pilot and worked very hard to realize his lifelong dream. However, there was one small inconvenience that could hinder his progress: he had terrible eyesight. But he was determined to make things happen.
Dave was a young man in his mid-twenties who was on a desert safari ride for his vacation. After having a nice time, he was headed back to his hotel, but suddenly, a mysterious-looking man stopped him. To his surprise, the man was none other than a robber.
Jock McTavish and McGregor were lifelong buddies and brothers. Their friendship dated back all the way to their school days. However, one day, McTavish was on his deathbed, and he asked his best friend for a small favor.
A baby polar bear was watching his mother as she searched for seals on the frozen ice cover. He looked at her innocently and with a curious expression. Mother polar bear saw her baby's face, and immediately realized that something was bothering him, so she decided to ask him what was wrong.
One day, Little Johnny was flying from New York to Chicago to meet his grandparents. He decided to read a book to while away the time. Much to his surprise, the person sitting next to him was looking for small talk.
One very fine day, God called one of His angels and expressed the desire to go on vacation. The angel was delighted to hear the news and asked God how he could be of help. He then offered God several planets to choose from, but he doesn't like any of them.
A police officer stumbled upon a horrible accident in which only a monkey survived and two people died. He started questioning the monkey about what happened, and the monkey told him the truth about the crash.
Arthur was a distinguished psychologist who had studied human behavior and psyche for several years. One day, he decided to conduct a test on two boys to test his hypothesis and was surprised by the results.
Today's joke will make you laugh like anything and is about three bulls on a farm who were busy dividing the heifers among themselves when they saw a giant new bull walking over to them.
A brand new store opened in New York City, creating hype among people, especially women. Surprisingly enough, the newly-opened store claimed to sell husbands, attracting a large female audience.
One day, an elderly lady named Paddy went to the pharmacy. Once inside, she took out a small bottle of whiskey and a spoon from her pocket, and poured the contents of the bottle onto the spoon. She then asked the pharmacist to taste it and tell her how he liked it.
One day, an old prospector was passing by a small town in Texas. He was accompanied by an old mule that was tired of walking and refused to go any further. Suddenly, he came across a saloon, and headed straight inside.
Trish and I had a beautiful life together. We enjoyed romantic strolls, dinner dates, and playing sports together. Then one day, we began discussing our plans for the future, and the conversation took a strange turn.
Our previous article about Hollywood celebrities without eyebrows was received well by our readers. Since Part 1 burned real engagement on our page, we decided to add more stars to the roster, creating surprising results!
A pastor was having some trouble while eating and talking, so he decided to get a new pair of false teeth. However, his preaching duration for three consecutive Sundays concerned the congregation, until they asked him for an explanation.
One day, a man went to a pharmacy near his house in the middle of the night. He seemed rather disturbed by something and hurried inside as soon as he had parked his car along the road. However, the moment he shared his problem with the pharmacist, he received a queer response.
An airplane was flying too high and ended up passing by the pearly gates and the shining city. The passengers marveled at the glorious heavily view, and two men jumped out of the plane to meet their relatives. However, things didn't turn out as they had expected.
At AmoMama, we're always ready to try something fun and exciting, and we thought about doing a little experiment by drawing portraits of some of the shining Hollywood stars in all their glory but without hair! Have a look.
A wealthy businessman from Texas was in Chicago for one day, so he decided to explore the city and came across a popular local bar. Without wasting any time, he headed straight inside. As soon as he saw the barman, he told him that he had a handsome offer for the people.
One day, a man went to a pet store to buy live mice to feed his python. While waiting for the shop manager, he was startled by a parrot, who sat in a cage and dealt with him in an unusual way.
