Today's joke is centered around an attorney who asks an engineer to inspect a newly laid construction area and report back with the evidence he has collected.
John was a highly successful American tradesman and exhibited a bit of an entrepreneurial spirit. He had managed to convince people in the town that glowing trees were an ancient sign of prosperity and well-being.
Today's joke is about a psychiatrist who was conducting a therapy support group session, and four young mothers were in attendance alongside their little kids.
Today's joke is centered around Little Johnny, who was hanging out with his family in the mountains one day and decided to embark on a skiing expedition.
Today's joke is about an emcee who was about to deliver his speech when he noticed that the people in the hall exceeded the number of invitations sent out. So he decided to tackle the situation his own way.
Today's joke will have you laughing uncontrollably and is centered around a not-so-smart man who is unable to figure out why he can't attract any girls on the beach.
Today's joke will have you laughing out loud and is centered around a man who was a regular visitor at a popular bar and decided to enter into a friendly bet with the bartender one day.
Today's joke is about a woman who was cheating on her husband with another man. She took advantage of her husband being drunk and coming late from work until something unexpected happened.
Today's joke will make you laugh out loud and is centered around a man who went to the dental surgeon to have his tooth extracted. To his surprise, the dentist dealt with him in an unusual way.
Today's jokes will have you bursting into guffaws, with the first joke about a little sparrow who hit the helmet of a speeding motorcyclist and another one about a policeman who stops to help a fellow motorcyclist at night.
Today's joke is centered around a local village legend who advised his friend to remain single all his life. If you've ever had a friend who was aversive to the institution of marriage, this joke will make you laugh out loud.
Today's jokes will have you laughing uncontrollably, with the first joke about a woman who changes her appearance after heart surgery and a surgeon who prepares to perform his first surgery.
Today's jokes are about elephants, with the first one centered around how to catch elephants using household items, and the second one about a billionaire who buys an elephant.
Today's jokes are about a boy whose glasses were often broken by his classmate and another boy who surprised his teacher with his answer in a maths test.
Many people dread turning into their mothers when it comes to motherhood, while some aspire to be the exact copy of their moms. Nonetheless, times have clearly changed, and our parents have slowly embraced the advanced and modern ways of life, especially our mothers.
Today's joke is about a soldier who showed up for military training but forgot to bring along his gun. Not knowing what to do, the forgetful soldier heeds the sergeant's advice and continues the training.
Today's pirate jokes will have you laughing out loud, with the first joke about a pirate who never lost a battle and the second one centered around a pirate captain and his first mate making landfall in Madagascar.
Today's jokes will have you laughing your heart out, with the first joke about an older woman who finds out she's pregnant, and another joke about an elderly lady who calls the front desk to register a complaint.
Today's jokes are about the exciting game of golf with the first joke centered around four elderly golf players and the second one about the unusual pairing of a lion and cat.
Today's jokes are about a housekeeper who asked the homeowner for a pay raise in the most unusual way and a young man who keeps making excuses to ask his father for money.
Today's jokes are about little Johhny, who left his teacher surprised with his smart responses. The first joke is about what Johnny wants to be when he grows up, and the other one centers around his spontaneous and intelligent answers.
Today's jokes are about two children who order pizza over the phone and a man who calls up Pizza Hut to place an order but is astounded by the response he gets.
Today's joke revolves around a smart man who knew his way around the border all too well and left the border patrol officer speechless and confused.
Today's jokes are centered around a couple who were in the process of deciding names for their baby, and a husband who ended up surprising his wife by making a comment she never saw coming.
A police officer was patrolling an area at nighttime when he saw a car parked on the side of the road. He noticed that the car's windows were covered in steam. Curious as to what was happening inside, he decided to walk over and have a look for himself.
Today's joke is about a man who went to see his best friend one day with a shocking revelation. After hearing about the man's adventures, the friend was taken aback but agreed to support him nonetheless.
This joke is about a poor old man who was standing alone on the street one stormy, rainy night. He stopped a man on a motorcycle, who felt sad for him, and offered some help in return.
Today's joke will serve as a handy guide for all the Americans who wish to travel to France. If you or anyone in your friends or family are planning a vacation to the French Republic anytime soon, this one's for you.
Having intruders in your house can be a scary experience, and such events can haunt people for a very long time. There may be scenarios where people fear that someone might break into their house, and this joke tells a similar story.
Today's joke is about a clumsy man who has been in a terrible situation and shows up at his friend's place to vent his pent-up feelings. If you've ever had an awkward friend or still do, you might relate to this joke on a much deeper level.
Today's joke is about a young farmer who eventually succeeds in meeting the girl of his dreams. His "love at first sight" turns into an interesting encounter and leads in a direction he never saw coming.
There's nothing wrong with having a little fun, so long as you know how to keep the game going. The same happened with a cowboy who was almost caught in his bluffing act, until something unexpected happened that saved his day.
Today's joke is about a couple who were having a fantastic time playing with their pet dog. However, something unexpected happened, which ruined all the fun, and the couple had to take necessary measures to rectify the situation.
This joke is centered around a gynecologist who wanted to travel off the beaten path and become a mechanic. He was determined to go to any lengths to achieve his target and attain the best results in the minimum possible time.
Today's joke is about a small town in the United States where the local government was all set to construct a fountain. To select the most suitable builders for the job, they started soliciting bids and came across a few interesting interviewees.
Today's joke is about a man who became suspicious of his wife's activities, fearing that she might be having an affair. He was ready to take all possible measures to find out the truth, but what he discovered, in the end, shocked him to the core.
The farmer in this joke experienced the same feelings of wistfulness, and longed to be married. One day, he got a mule and buggy and went off in search for the woman of his dreams. When the farmer had rode for 20 miles into town, he came across a woman.
This joke is about a woman's dog who had stopped listening to her. Unable to discover what the actual problem was, she decided to take her dog to the vet. After properly checking the dog, the vet declared that the dog's hearing had been impared.
Today's joke is about a man who steps into the bar and starts hearing a voice, but is unable to locate the source of that voice. Surprisingly enough, he has an interesting conversation with the secret voice, so let's find out what happens next.
