Not everyone ages as gracefully as Queen Elizabeth or Sophia Loren. Judging by the men in the hopefully fictitious story below, there are certain things that come with age that are not as welcome as wisdom.
Dogs are known as man's best friend, and there's a reason for this. Dogs are loyal and loving and very rarely let you down. Unsurprising that so many people take their dogs everywhere, to the store, to the beach, and on vacation.
Receiving the wrong emails and text messages have become so commonplace, like a dialed wrong number in the past, we hardly ever message back and tell the sender they made a mistake.
Infidelity is not funny. Many lives have been ruined by flings and affairs. The fellow in the following fictitious story knew his messing around had gone too far and tried to correct the situation with some hilarious consequences.
Sometimes a little help comes from the strangest places, as the woman in this fictitious story discovered. She also learned a lesson not to be too hasty in dealing out punishment for imagined wrongs.
Losing someone or something is not very easy, but what if it's something you wished more people had in abundance, or that you wish was never taken for granted?
Parents are used to giving everything and getting nothing in return. Since parenting is certainly not for profit, it's not considered uncommon that children continue expecting parents to provide for them without returning the favor.
Everyone likes to loosen up after a hard day's work or on a weekend while socializing with friends, but the night sometimes ends in tragedy after someone decides to drive home drunk. The bar owner in this fictitious story came up with a great idea to counter that. Read on!
With Father's Day being celebrated on the third Sunday of June among over forty countries around the world, celebrity messages on social media have quickly become the subject of scrutiny, adoration, and mirth today.
All of us have wondered what we would do if we found a magic lamp with a genie in it and were granted three wishes. More so with the movie "Aladdin" released this month.
Lawyers get a bad reputation for doing anything to protect their clients, regardless of whether they think they are guilty or not. The lawyer in the following fictitious story is no different.
With their knowledge of things being so limited and their understanding so slight, kids say the most unexpected things sometimes, which gives us an insight as to how their minds work.
In the following fictitious story, two women are extremely drunk, but it's their husbands' conversation the next day that is funny. What was the drunkest you've ever been and can you remember the embarrassing bits of that night at all?
Honesty might be the best policy, but one should be wary about being overly open and honest with strangers who don't really need to know your business, as the boy in the following story finds out just a little too late.
Sometimes it's better not knowing the truth so you can comfort yourself with what you believe to be true instead. The old man in this fictitious story probably wishes he hadn't asked any more questions after getting the first answer that made him happy.
Unexpected guests can be a blessing or a curse, depending on what kind of person you are and the home you keep. But the man in this funny story intentionally invited a friend over knowing exactly what could be expected.
Giving advice is wonderful, but not everyone accepts advice or finds it particularly useful! The two senior men in the funny story below certainly were not on the same wavelength with the giving and receiving of advice. Have a read and see what you think.
The life lessons we teach our children they will either use to honor or humiliate us depending on the quality of the lesson and if we lead by example or by force. But the father in this fictitious funny story certainly didn't expect this outcome!
Sometimes the answer you get is not the one you want! The man in this joke certainly had more questions than answers after his curiosity got the better of him.
The trouble with making a deal with the Devil is that he never forgets to collect his debts and you can't wriggle your way out of it once you're already on the hook. The man in this next joke learned that lesson the hard way.
As parents, our lives are full of doubts and hesitation, hoping we don't make mistakes with our children and trying to protect them from making their own by offering them advice based on our experience.
Being sneaky and trying to hide an affair comes with many risks, the biggest one is always wondering if the person who knows your secrets can be trusted and what it would take to buy their silence.
Priorities appear to be different for everyone. Where one person might prioritize their spouse, children, career, or education, another may put something else first instead. The fellow in this next joke had his priorities firmly in check.
Certain religious expectations can be difficult to maintain, and this next story is one such example of what happens when a priest expects his congregants to make some sacrifices before wanting to marry in his church.
Prayer can take all forms, and people pray for many serious reasons, like good health for themselves and their loved ones or arbitrary things like a good fortune in the next lottery pick. The birds in this story will have you in stitches.
One can be honest and still deceptive, as in the story below, but is there a gray area for being honestly deceitful and would a person have to pay a price for that?
Fantasy very rarely beats reality, but that all depends on what your deepest fantasy is. The woman in the following story knew exactly what she wanted when the opportunity arose to make her's come true.
Once you reach a certain age, you get to a point where you no longer care about what others think of you, you just want to live each day to the fullest and cherish the moments.
Some people just know how to take advantage of other people's kindness, don't they? They actually make you regret trying to help them! Being a good Samaritan doesn't always go as expected.
Kim Kardashian once again proves that less is more when it comes to her clothes acquiring almost 900 thousand likes for a picture where she's wearing nothing but nude pantyhose, high heeled shoes, and a bandeau top.
When negotiating a deal for any reason, it's vital to know the person you're going to be discussing money with. Especially if you have good leverage because then you can expect a better hearing.
Gender assumptions and debates about bias aside, the cute story about one baby who asks another baby to say whether they're a girl or a boy is still funny. More so in this day and age when the answer would most likely have been either wrong or disputable!
Never underestimate a woman's ability to get the best out of any situation, as the husband in the following scenario quickly learned. His joke quickly fell apart when his wife got the last laugh!
Sometimes being savvy can save your life but it can also cause unnecessary problems, as seen in the case of farmer Rick who had to go to court after a car accident.
Racism is alive and well in the world with examples popping up every day in the news. Intolerance and bigotry cannot make America great again, but laughing together and working on our biases can.
With the recent controversy hampering Khloé Kardashian's every step, she takes things further by putting it all out there once again in what appears to be a desperate attempt to reclaim her power.
Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. We've all read the book or at least heard the discussion around it. Men and women are just not alike. And don't we know it!
An excerpt from a 1950's high school home economics textbook has got people either laughing hysterically or up in arms about the misogyny present in the text.
Most married women have vastly different physical relationships with their partners than their unmarried friends. In some ways perhaps safe and free and in other ways, inhibited and restricted.
American singer, and actress, Barbara Bates rocked the silver screen way back in the 1940s and 50s until her passing in the 60s from a long battle with depression that she never won.
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth finally got their act together last year and tied the knot, but their history together meant that their families might have been asked to pick sides during their break up. Miley's sister says no.
People have always been asked what they would do if they found a magic lamp and was suddenly granted three wishes by a large blue genie. Everyone has something they would wish for if it were possible.
Those who live into old age very often have lost people along the way, so finding love again is hard. Everyone deserves their time to shine, and none more so than our senior folk.
The years come and go so quickly that before you know it, you look around and your parents have gotten old, your own children are practically grown up and all you've done is work nine-to-five to reach your goals.
Divorce is never something to joke about, and no matter how friendly the proceedings, there is probably still going to be some pain and hard feelings involved.There are times when you might even have to say to yourself, "Perhaps I am the 'problem'."
Lawyer jokes are always fun to tell, but they can't be much fun from a lawyer's perspective. In this funny story, the old man clearly had no love for the profession and wanted to stick it to them one last time before he died.
A small congregation in the foothills of the Great Smoky Mountains built a new sanctuary on a piece of land willed to them by a church member. The only problem was that the parking lot was too small.
Jokes that involve children have got to be the funniest because there is such innocence in them. It's always a challenge for us to remember that children think very differently to adults.
Although taken from a funny cartoon series, or maybe even because of it, this quick dialog is a wonderful "real-world" example, of how serious discussions about the "Theory of Evolution" generally go down.
Honesty is the best policy - and a young 16-year-old gets exactly what he wants by being hopelessly honest in a job application. Hilariously so, in fact.
