Joke: Man Decides to Get Rid of His Wife's Annoying Cat Once and for All
The cat in this joke certainly seemed to have magical powers, since every time the man of the house tried to get rid of her she outsmarted him in a most extraordinary way.

The cat in this joke certainly seemed to have magical powers, since every time the man of the house tried to get rid of her she outsmarted him in a most extraordinary way.
It was with deep sadness that the Philadelphia Sheriff's Office announced the death of its Deputy Sheriff, Dante Austin. Dante, the city's first Openly Gay Deputy Sheriff, was found dead right before Pride Weekend.
Gia Mantegna, the daughter of actor Joe Mantegna, took to social media to honor her older sister Mia who has autism on her birthday. Joe, who is best known for his role as David Rossi in the hit television series “Criminal Minds," is a committed husband and a doting father in real life.
The actress who used a billboard to call attention to Tyler Perry credited her "thick skin" after she landed an audition with the director despite his public disapproval of her stunt. "This was my leap of faith," she said.
It’s been a year since the actress shocked fans with her departure from “NCIS” after 15 seasons playing one of the most beloved characters of the show, but she still has to deal with fans asking her to return.
After the terrible news of the death of Granger Smith's 3-year-old son was revealed last week, celebrities from the entertainment world have found a way to express their grief and sorrow over the boy's death.
Rapper and actor Tyrese Gibson is furious with his ex-wife, Norma Gibson, for having their daughter sleep at a friend’s house instead of having him watch the adorable daughter he loves
Letoya Luckett's daughter, Gianna gets to be carried by Michelle Obama in a milestone pic with the former first lady and her parents. The five-month-old is LeToya's first child with her husband Tommicus Walker.
Taraji P. Henson spoke to a Black Congressional Caucus on Friday to lobby for support in addressing mental health issues among African Americans. She became emotional in her speech when she spoke of suicide attempts among children and how young they were.
Wendy Williams is friendly with Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner. Her recent posts reveal she hung out with them after bashing the Kardashian family several times in the past. Kim even taught Wendy her trademark move.
Tristan Thompson's first baby mama reveals the NBA star cheated on her with Khloe Kardashian while she was pregnant with their child. She also claims she suffered complications during pregnancy because of it.
Talk show host Wendy Williams' son Kevin is still not on speaking terms with his estranged father after the two came to blows over Kevin Hunter Seniors' purported demands viz-a-viz the divorce
There were hours before John Singleton's hospitalization that remains unaccountable and his family wants answers. Reports reveal the mothers of the director's children hired a private investigator to look into this matter.
The Atlanta rapper was on daddy duties, and he decided to take his little princess to the beach, which is literally where they live. The beautiful video shared by T.I featured one star, and it wasn't the rapper.
The country music star closed the 2019 Country Music Association Festival with a surprise duet with rock and roll diva Joan Jett, fulfilling one of her career dreams and giving an extraordinary performance.
The patriarch of the Duggar family and star of the television show "19 Kids & Counting", Jim Bob Duggar, has received support and sweet words of condolences from many of his fans right after announcing the sad news of his mom's death.
Founding member of the "Supremes' Florence Ballard's life was cut short from the world at the young age of 32 after creating a "life" for herself despite the odds that were built against her.
Jennifer Lopez stunned the fans who attended “Waiting for Tonight," the start of her “It’s My Party: The Live Celebration” tour by performing a duet with her 10-year-old daughter Emme
Singer-songwriter Chris Stapleton posted a throwback photo of himself on social media without his trademark beard, and he looks totally different. In 2013, Chris took to Instagram to share a picture of himself with his friends in their earlier years.
Former presidential nominee Hillary Clinton shared the sad news of the loss of her youngest sibling Tony Rodham on social media, writing a heartfelt farewell to him.
Evelyn Lozada's ex baseball player Carl Crawford has reportedly just become a father for the fifth time, to a gorgeous bouncing baby boy called Carson with Megan Monae
Céline Dion ended her Las Vegas concert with a tribute to her husband and manager, René Angélil, who passed away in 2016 after suffering from throat cancer.
Denzel Washington was all smiles as he walked down the red carpet at the American Film Institute Gala last Thursday alongside his wife and two of their children. Washington received the prestigious Lifetime Achievement award, and some of his peers took the stage to honor him and his career.
Karen Carpenter suffered from anorexia nervosa for years, but the underlying problem was more than a battling body image and a struggle to lose weight, but a lack of matriarchal love her entire life.
Natasha Scott, the young mother whose toddler drowned in the Queensland Cape York Peninsula earlier this month, shared a moving tribute for her son. The 2-year-old Ruben went missing near cattle property in a remote far north region of Queensland on Tuesday.
The acclaimed screenwriter and author of "Lonesome Dove," "Legends of the Fall," and "The Perfect Storm," William D. Wittliff, passed away over the weekend. The news was confirmed today when Hector Saldana of the Texas State University told the media that Wittliff died of a heart attack.
68-year-old rock artist, Rick Springfield opens up on his battle with suicide. He recently revealed the several attempts he made towards ending his own life!
A Cumberland County man is fast going viral after winning the lottery using predictions from a fortune cookie. Now, the town where he got them is abuzz.
Queens native, Everett Palmer Jr., a known veteran, mysteriously died while imprisoned. His relatives have made an outcry after discovering that vital organs of his body are missing.
Thomas Markle, Jr. won a celebrity boxing match and dedicated his triumph to Meghan Markle and his newborn nephew, Archie Mountbatten-Windsor. On June 8, Meghan's estranged half-brother participated in a celebrity boxing match at the Showboat Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey.
Tia Mowry is celebrating a new milestone in her post-partum journey, 13 months after giving birth to daughter Cairo Tiahna. The “Sister, Sister” alumni rocked a stylish outfit in a new Instagram pic, as she asked her fans, “should I have another baby?.”
Kimora Lee Simmons' daughter Aoki has grown up so fast and is now a beautiful lady who headed to prom in a plunging back dress with her date.
Former President Jimmy Carter recovered from his hip surgery and returned to teaching at his Maranatha Baptist Church. His first service was on Sunday, June 9, at 10 am. The former president arrived at the church in Georgia with a walker and a custom-powered chair.
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry stood noticeably far from Prince William and Kate Middleton at the Trooping the Colour ceremony over the weekend and here’s why.
It was a family affair for Teyana Taylor and her sports star husband, Iman Shumpert as they performed with their little daughter who stole the day with her performance as she danced just like the backup dancers.
Joseline Hernandez is rocking a new hairstyle in recent Instagram pics and fans can’t get enough of the Puerto Rican princess’s looks. Despite being enrolled on a new legal battle with her daughter’s father, Stevie J, Joseline seems to be unbothered by the situation as she enjoys herself.
In a surprising move, the reality television star threatened to cancel her husband’s extravagant Christmas party. She, however, decided to take charge of everything, leading to a great outcome at the end.
Carl Payne had a role to play in the famous family sitcom, “The Cosby Show,” but he wanted a more prominent role. In an interview with Comedy Hype, he laid bare some hidden facts, including his last conversation with Bill Cosby.
After keeping much of her pregnancy and delivery away from the public, “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star Erica Dixon, finally unveiled her twin girls’ faces while revealing that it will probably be the only picture of them she ever shares.
Kris Kristofferson admitted to having an alcohol problem that culminated in him being told he would die if he didn't stop right away. If someone doesn't know him by name, they'll surely recognize the face of the legend that is Kris Kristofferson.
Prince George is all of us on a lazy day when we're forced to go out and fulfill our duties — of course, the young prince has royal duties and right enough they involve little more than waving.
This story is that of a random act of kindness that's sure to bring tears to your face. Season Bennett, a barbershop (Charlotte’s Headlines) owner not only brought smiles to the faces of 14 families, but she also showed the world that we could rise by lifting others.
Two of the biggest country stars are about to collaborate for the first time to give fans a hit this coming summer. Garth Brooks and Blake Shelton sure know how to tease their fans.
Joanna Gaines revealed her celebrity crush which she's kept a secret for years. Unsurprisingly, husband Chip already knows who it is. Joanna, 41, took to her Instagram story and shared a now-expired picture of her crush
David Carter was 23 years old and had one semester remaining when he dropped out of college in 1973. Over four decades ago, Carter injured his hand when he punched a glass window in an alcohol-related incident.
Seasoned actor and writer, David McCallum who plays “Ducky” in the crime series “NCIS” opened up about how he felt after the death of his adopted child, Jason.
Marie Osmond's daughter just got married to her partner and the entertainer expressed her joy for the pair. Jessica Blosil is one of Osmond's five adopted children.
Since the age of 22, Courtney Barnes wanted a big booty, but after her posterior began to “discolor” and sag, she realized the dangers involved with illegal butt fillers and decided to warn other young women, “Don’t do it!”
Professional beach volleyball player, Morgan Miller shared heartbreaking photos of her deceased daughter, Emeline, and her tribute would bring even the toughest person to tears.
Stormi Webster is melting hearts all over Instagram after her mom, Kylie Jenner, shared an adorable clip of the toddler trying to pronounce her and her cousin’s names. The 1-year-old did a great job while posing for the camera like a professional, following her mom’s steps.