Daily Joke: Old Lady Overhears Young Woman Describing Her Perfect Mate
An older woman's response to a young woman who "dreamingly" itemized the characteristics she wants in her future man to the hearing of her friends, led to a hilarious ending.

An older woman's response to a young woman who "dreamingly" itemized the characteristics she wants in her future man to the hearing of her friends, led to a hilarious ending.
Mary J. Blige's sister, LaTonya Blige DaCosta got the sweetest tribute from her sister on her birthday. The two are close and LaTonya credits Mary for encouraging her career shift.
WWE Hall-of-Famer and the father of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has passed away at age 75. Rocky Johnson, known as the "Soul Man," retired from the ring to train his son Dwayne, who would turn out to be one of the biggest stars in the world.
Steve Harvey told Ellen DeGeneres that his son was responsible for his mustache-grooming video that went viral. In a hilarious conversation with the talk show host, he explains what happened.
Ivanka Trump showed that she is the true definition of style as she turned heads in a chic black and white patterned suit at an outing in Atlanta. Whether it is an official or personal outing, Ivanka Trump never fails to turn heads with her jaw-dropping outfits.
Gladys Bourdain, the mother of the late celebrity chef, Anthony Bourdain, recently died at the age of 85, just one year after her son committed suicide.
“Little People, Big World” star Audrey Roloff tugged at fans’ hearts with a lovely photo of daughter Ember meeting baby Bode for the first time. Audrey Roloff is still reeling the joy of welcoming her second child, baby Bode, and her daughter Ember feels the same way.
Thirty-year-old African American Treka Engleman is often mistaken as her children's babysitter because they're White. This doesn't bother her because she says, "Love is love no matter what color you are."
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't often share couple pictures, but when they do, they are the definition of couple goals. At least, that's what their fans think.
Jennifer Lopez recently gave “Vanity Fair” an exclusive interview where she spoke about her upcoming Super Bowl LIV performance among many other topics.
"They didn't love me like they loved him," said British actor Daniel Kaluuya in revealing that he struggled to land roles in the UK due to his skin color.
Kim Kardashian is not standing for the false reports of her booing her sister's ex Tristan Thompson when she went to his basketball game on Monday night.
Pink and her husband Carey Hart celebrated their 14th wedding anniversary with a trip down memory lane, a bike ride, beautiful flowers, and the thought that they "both deserve a trophy" for reaching this milestone in their marriage.
Prince William is a bundle of talent; he showed off incredible sign language skills while giving an award at Buckingham Palace to a man with hearing impairment.
Cree Summer of "A Different World" proudly shares a new picture of her daughters wearing paper crowns, showing off their striking resemblance.
Larry Birkhead is opening up about how his daughter carries on the legacy of her late model mother, Anna Nicole Smith. It has been almost 13 years since the world said goodbye to model Anna Nicole Smith, but her legacy still lives on strongly in her daughter.
Amid the tensions plaguing the royal family, Prince Charles denies claims that he sought to squeeze out Prince Harry and Meghan to slim down the monarchy.
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kandi Burruss shared an adorable photo on Instagram that shows her snuggling up to her precious newborn daughter, Blaze Tucker
At the recent 2020 Golden Globe Awards, comedienne and television host Ellen DeGeneres was honored with the Carol Burnett Award for Excellence in Television. One person who was moved by the moment was actress and friend Laura Dern.
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is "in such a different place" with her third pregnancy after she faced difficulties while expectant with her previous two kids.
On Monday, January 13, 2010, the Queen called a Royal Family summit at her country home in Sandringham to discuss Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan’s decision to step down from their senior roles.
A West Palm Beach woman defied the statistical odds after giving birth to two sets of twins in the same year, and revealed that both her grandmothers had twin pregnancies
On Sunday night, January 12, 2020, actress Nicole Kidman attended the Critic’s Choice Awards. At the event, she spoke about her hopes for the series “Big Little Lies.”
“Wheel of Fortune” fans were thrilled to have long-term host Pat Sajak, 73, back on the show on Monday, January 13, 2020. The presenter had been away for three weeks.
Celebrities become rich and famous by pouring a lot of time into their careers, sometimes dedicating their lives to the industry instead of starting a family.
Tensions between NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore exploded into physical violence in "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and the two women had to be restrained by security
"The Biggest Loser" ran for over a decade and featured overweight to obese contestants who competed to lose weight on national television. Here's a look at the lives of the trainers on the show.
The Biggest Loser was a mega-hit show and ran for a whopping 17 seasons from its debut in 2004. It ended in 2016 after transforming the lives of seventeen lucky winners.
"Braxton Family Values" matriarch Evelyn Braxton shared a sweet, emotional message on Instagram for actress and singer Traci Braxton's son Kevin Surratt Jr. on his birthday
Movie enthusiasts have dubbed actor Harrison Ford the ultimate “tough guy.” His roles have helped him carve an illustrious multi-decade career. Here is a look at his three marriages and five children.
These couples have managed to balance their dedication to work in the entertainment world with their devotion to their partner, which has resulted in them, despite the years, staying together and happy.
The film was filled with action, romance, comedy, and fantasy; all in addition to an amazing ensemble cast of actors that went on to lead the most diverse and interesting careers in the industry.
Pregnant “Love & Hip Hop: New York” reality star Erica Mena flaunted her baby bump in a gorgeous pink dress alongside her husband rapper Safaree Samuels
For different reasons, from “forbidden” romantic interests to business considerations, royals from different parts of the world have renounced their family privileges in favor of an ordinary life.
"Caddyshack" is perhaps the funniest golf movies made, although it wouldn't classify as an excellent film for severe and avid sports fans. Here's a look at them years later.
Azriel Clary is a joy to behold in new pictures she shared with her family. The former girlfriend of disgraced singer R. Kelly seems to be getting used to life away from him, and from the looks of things, she’s happy.
Director and studio owner Tyler Perry is angered by the Academy of Motion Picturtes failure to nominate actresses Jennifer Lopez and Awkwafina for the 2020 Oscars
Tia Mowry-Hardrict and her father can't stop smiling in a new photo shared by the actress on Instagram. Although she has spent most of her life in the spotlight, not many know that Tia Mowry-Hardrict grew up with a white father.
Madonna entered the new year by living it up at one of the most exotic tropical locations we've ever seen. Her kids and new beau are living the good life. According to Hello Magazine, music legend Madonna welcomed the new year with a trip to a resort called Vakkaru in the Maldives.
Ming Lee sure inherited her mom's good looks, and in a recent vacation post, the young adult showed off her beauty. Kimora Lee's older daughter, Ming Lee, got the internet buzzing after she shared new sizzling images of herself.
Popularly remembered as the 600-pound weighing actor from "My Name is Earl," Ethan Suplee surprised fans in recent snaps on social media with new body transformation looks.
After four tournaments, which lasted three consecutive nights, Jennings carried home the $1 million cash prize. Since the news of Jennings’ victory was shared, fans have taken to social media to air their opinions about the show.
Snoop Dogg's grand daughter stole the hearts of fans after her dad shared an enchanting shot on social media. Cordell Broadus showed that he is a proud daddy he showed off a recent photo of his toddler daughter.
Fans of singer and actress Jennifer Lopez were appalled to see that the "Hustlers" star had not been nominated for an Oscar this year. Fellow celebrities also came to her defense.
"Keeping up with the Kardashian" star, Khole Kardashian, displayed her perfectly accentuated curves in a cropped top and figure-hugging jeans in a new Instagram picture.
Kate Middleton and Camilla Parker-Bowles were reportedly absent from the royal family summit that discussed Prince Harry and Meghan’s decision to step back.
Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade are doing a great job raising their 1-year-old daughter Kaavia James, and at such a young age, she's reached yet another milestone. This time, she shows off her swimming skills in a new video that her proud mom posted on Instagram.
Chicago West and True Thompson melted hearts as they enjoyed the thrill of a shopping cart ride during a shopping. Even more precious clips awaited. On Monday, Kim Kardashian, 39, took to Instagram to grace fans with over the top cuteness levels of her daughter and niece.
Snoop Dogg shared a cozy black and white picture of him and his wife of 22 years on social media, following new cheating accusations by Celina Powell.
The Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, is reportedly in London and has not returned to his wife, Meghan Markle, and son Archibald Mountbatten Windsor, who are in Canada.