Daily Joke: Sweetie, I Think Our Neighbors Hate Us
A married couple was enjoying a romantic dinner on a Saturday evening. The husband and wife lovingly talked and ate food, reminiscing about the bygone times and cherishing old memories.

A married couple was enjoying a romantic dinner on a Saturday evening. The husband and wife lovingly talked and ate food, reminiscing about the bygone times and cherishing old memories.

There was once a poor thin man who didn't spend his money on food, and instead, waited for his old grandfather to die and leave him a large fortune. To his surprise, all his grandfather left him was a special cookie.
During the summer holidays, Little Johnny went to stay with his grandparents. However, one day when the grandma came home after grocery shopping, she found the place a complete mess. Upon asking what had happened, grandpa gave her a hilarious explanation.
An Army Ranger was on holiday and enjoying a nice time in the depths of Louisiana. After a while, he felt the need for a pair of alligator boots, but instead of buying them, he wanted to make them himself.
A radio host was having a regular day at work, going about his duties. After going on air for a while, he decided to take a break. The man relaxed in his chair and looked out through the window.
Ever wondered how geniuses would handle the mundanity of modern life? Well, these two jokes share hilarious instances of geniuses experience normal things such as a game of hide and seek and a traffic stop.
Two soldiers from Germany serving on the German–Austrian state border were out on a patrol when they happened upon the corpse of a man hanging on a tree.
A young man who really enjoys having tea noticed that he felt a specific sharp pain in his eyes whenever he had the drink. The first time he realized the effect tea had on his eyes was when he was still a little boy.
After a long, tiring train journey, an exhausted man decided to have a good rest in a communal room. However, his plan for a good nap was shattered as three drunken men were chattering away loudly in the room.
Here is an interesting joke about two clergymen who decided on a date to hit the golf course to do some catching up. One was a priest, while the other was a pope.
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Everyone thought a woman was left penniless after her selfish husband asked to be buried with his entire state. But is that what happened? Or did she find a way out of it?
Richard really wanted to ace his calligrapher ink test, but unfortunately, it did not turn out as he expected, and the rest of the class was shocked by his ways of testing the ink!
A troubled dictator called in his second in command when he discovered that someone was stealing all of his pencils! He demanded that the thief be found!
A man had a business convention to attend in Chicago, and because he knew many of the dignitaries would be there with their wives, he decided to take his wife along with him.
After an orchestra concert, the event organizer walked up the stage and asked if any musician was present. Many members of the audience raised their hands, but the host randomly picked only three of them.
A man went for an interview after applying for the job of a railroad switch operator, but a series of questions from the interviewer prompted an awkward response.
One day, a man battling a gambling addiction walked into Wal-Mart and decided to hit the bar. As he made his way through the lobby, he noticed a Stacker cabinet, a claw machine, and a vending machine.
A couple got invited to a fancy costume party one day. They prepped for the big event and were thankful to finally take a break from their routine. They picked their outfits and kept them away in their separate closet.
Here is a joke about how a son who overslept on a Sunday morning because he did not seem interested in attending the Sunday service gets jerked off his bed by his mom.
A man was working in the yard one Sunday morning, and he needed the garden rake. When he couldn't find it anywhere, he decided to ask his wife, but as it turned out, they had quite an interesting conversation.
One day, a man was driving on the highway when he was suddenly stopped by a police officer, and asked to show the car's papers. The man complied with the request, and later had an unexpected response which shocked the police officer.
People have had bizarre notions & have made endless conspiracy theories that might push you to the couch & shout—WHAT? Do you think the Earth is hollow? Well, that's what conspiracists believe. According to them, the Earth is hollow & The Beatles were fake!
Little Arthur lived in a village and was hated by his classmates, even his teacher. Twenty-five years later, the teacher would undergo surgery, where Arthur works as a cleaner and will meet a terrible fate.
After a hard day's work, a young construction worker decided to visit his favorite bar for some refreshing drink. He drove down to the location in his blue 1996 ford f 150 truck and was thankful for the traffic-free journey.
A young man worked as a hunter in a remote area and was known for his excellent hunting skills and hard work. One afternoon, the hunter got hungry, checked his kitchen for leftovers, but there were none.
Nipsey Russell, best known for his role of the Tin Man on "The Wiz," passed away at age 80 after a battle with cancer in 2005. He had no immediate survivors as he was never married.
Former US President Barack Obama turned 60 on August 4 and celebrated his birthday with an intimate outdoor gathering of 200 family friends and close friends on Saturday.
It had been a great day at the office, and I was eager to go home because it was games night with my wife. We also just bought a new monopoly board, and it was all the more exciting.
Derrick Jaxn is famous for giving out relationship advice on his YouTube channel. However, his marriage faced a challenging test earlier this year, and here is what it was.
A mother attended one of the most memorable events in the country after a Jewish woman named Sarah established a groundbreaking history as the first woman to become a president.
A good shepherd herding his flock in a remote pasture located miles away from the city was herding his flock when he encountered a lavishly dressed man.
Who doesn't love a lobster dinner? Well these two jokes are about people and their lobsters, including coast guards who were excited about their findings and a man looking to buy lobster tails.
One day, two farmers were sitting together in a bar. They were both in the business of pig farming, so one farmer showed the pictures of his pigs to the other farmer, who was very impressed.
A sad, lonely orphan boy gets an unexpected gift from his grandfather, an old, worn-out sock that is magical and gives him the gift of candy and new hope every day
A beautiful couple— Terry and Brenda, were set to go out for the evening. After putting everything in place, they finally brought their cat outside, patiently waiting for the cab driver.
A big muscular man went to a department store and asked the clerk sitting behind the counter a question, but instead of replying to the man's query, he gave him the silent treatment.
This old man was very offended that the traveler was yelling on the train! But the traveler could not understand why he was telling him not to yell! So what was going on then?
Ever think that things happen for a reason? Well, this joke proves that maybe it is not always wise to follow the signs from above! So what happened?
Little Johnny really wanted a new bike for his birthday. However, his mother was not sure if he deserved one. So she asked him to think about his actions and write a letter to God.
Two men, Bob and Joe, have tried to overcome all forms of temptation ever since they grew into their teenage years. They remained free from sins for several years and were even Virgins.
A game warden at work was experiencing one of the most boring days of his life. He was so bored that he wished he was at a party or a place with a more bubbly atmosphere.
One day, Little Johnny was struggling to pull his wagon up the steep hill slope. He stopped and complained every now and then, and caught the attention of a passing priest.
If you could go anywhere in the world where you go? Find out what these three men said when they were posed with the same question by a magic goldfish
Today's joke is about a married couple who celebrated their wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner and went to sleep late at night. However, they were soon woken by an intruder.
Two lovebirds, Burt and Molly, have been sweethearts for a very long time. They got married in their hometown and remained there afterward. They were really romantic and made the other couples jealous.
This poor woman took a risk as an act of courage to attend to her husband's last wish when she decided to take a flight while heavily pregnant. She started the labor during the flight and nobody helped her, except two kind-hearted women.
Today's joke is about a college freshman who was moving into his dorm room, and did not like the way his new roommate greeted him. To his surprise, the roommate's response was unexpected and brilliant!
41-year-old Australian Rebel Wilson has put so much work into losing weight, following a strict exercise and diet regime, and her hard work has born fruits. She looks like a million bucks in her slim physique.
A reporter was on a slated assignment where he was required to visit a distant town in Alaska. The trip was an important one because he needed to interview a man who recently became famous.