Daily Joke: A Retired Man Purchased a Home near a School
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a retired senior man who purchased a home near a school and found an ingenious way to combat the naughty practices of the students.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a retired senior man who purchased a home near a school and found an ingenious way to combat the naughty practices of the students.
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An exhausted young lady named Bea settled down to sleep in her local train seat. As the train departed from the station, the man sitting next to her pulled out his phone and started talking loudly.
While walking on a beach, a man stumbled upon a magical lamp with a genie inside. He was shocked when he found out that his wish was impossible even for a genie.
A woman works to put her husband through medical school but the day he graduates he dumps her, but years later she runs into him begging in a parking lot
A man was strolling near the mental hospital when he realized that he was running late for an important meeting, but his watch had stopped, so he had no idea whether he was on time or not.
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The policeman decided he's going to teach the spoiled kid a lesson. In the middle of the floor, he drew a circle with a chalk. Next, he ordered the driver out of the car and to stand in the circle.
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A harsh older woman believes she is being cheated by a girl in a coffee shop and insists the manager fire her, but later discovers she is wrong about her and a lot more
A man found a wallet with $700 in it. However, after returning it to the owner, he was accused of stealing 50 dollars. Read on to find out how a judge handled the issue.
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Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a man who hired a private detective to investigate his cheating wife. He was determined to catch her and requested detailed information.
I was getting some fresh air outside the delivery room, while my wife was giving birth. I took a moment and sat with the other expectant fathers in the waiting room.
When Gwen decided to marry Lorenzo, he informed him that she did not plan on changing her surname. As an only child, she wanted to carry her family's name with pride.
His gaze fell on the 40-year-old man. A while later, Kevin asked him what he needed. In response, the man offered him a large bag of M&Ms if he got in the car. Having heard what the man said, Kevin raised his eyebrows.
Jo Anne was raised in a conservative and religious environment, which reflected in her relationship as she got older. Here's what happened to the girl.
One day, a very bright girl named Erica took her turn in the class, waddling up to the front with a pillow stuffed beneath her sweater. She held up a picture of an infant.
Scarlett dedicated every day of her life to working so that she could save enough money and retire by the age of 45. Here’s what happened when that day came.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a father and son who were out on a fishing trip. However, they soon had an interesting conversation after the little boy became curious.
Joe, an 80-year-old Italian man, went to see his doctor for his annual check-up. Read on to see his hilarious response when asked how he maintained his health.
Marie and George were madly in love with each other, but everything started to change as their married life progressed. Here's what happened to their love story.
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A young woman whose mother starts dating a younger man decides to end the relationship because she believes he is a gold digger, and learns a valuable lesson
A lovely girl met a young man in a wheelchair and fell in love with him, and even though her family and friends did not approve, she married him and had a big surprise
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Today’s #jokeoftheday is about an elderly man bragging to his friend about a new restaurant. Unfortunately, he encountered a slight problem when it came to remembering the name.
Dr. Smith, a general practitioner, was having a casual conversation with his friend, John who happened to be a lawyer. Read on to see the hilarious outcome of their conversation.
People living in small towns generally tend to know each other and their neighbor’s secrets. One lawyer didn’t expect to be put on the forefront when he questioned an old lady from his town.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a 72-year-old man who went fishing and discovered a unique gift. However, he wasn't sure how to deal with his discovery.
Some people choose to adopt children for various reasons, but this circus couple clearly needs to reconsider why they want a child. We seriously doubt their adoption went through!
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A businessman is caught when his wife makes a plan and discovers that he is not spending his Saturdays at a tennis workshop, but has been cheating on her for years
A woman comes to a small town to meet her fiancée's family and mocks a girl with a stutter at a shop, then she turns out to be her fiancée's sister and her bridesmaid
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Jack stumbled out to the bar with the police officer waiting for him to get behind the vehicle while he was drunk, but the young man wasn't planning on getting arrested. Read on to discover what his hilarious plan was.
Jackson and Athena’s love story flourished in the early years of their marriage, but things slowly changed when Athena pursued a career in psychology. Here's what happened.
Do you remember the first time you were of legal age to have an alcoholic drink? Well, the young man below struggled to find the right first drinks and ended up frustrating the bartender.