Aren't thermal flasks so useful? Well, the two men in these jokes think so too! One footballer should his teammates the amazing flask, well a homeless thought it was the best invention!
At the Olympics a Russian athlete and Irish athlete were up to compete for the gold medal in wrestling! The Russian had a special and powerful hold, but the Irishman came up with a brilliant plan!
Ever wondered how geniuses would handle the mundanity of modern life? Well, these two jokes share hilarious instances of geniuses experience normal things such as a game of hide and seek and a traffic stop.
Everyone thought a woman was left penniless after her selfish husband asked to be buried with his entire state. But is that what happened? Or did she find a way out of it?
Richard really wanted to ace his calligrapher ink test, but unfortunately, it did not turn out as he expected, and the rest of the class was shocked by his ways of testing the ink!
A troubled dictator called in his second in command when he discovered that someone was stealing all of his pencils! He demanded that the thief be found!
Who doesn't love a lobster dinner? Well these two jokes are about people and their lobsters, including coast guards who were excited about their findings and a man looking to buy lobster tails.
This old man was very offended that the traveler was yelling on the train! But the traveler could not understand why he was telling him not to yell! So what was going on then?
Ever think that things happen for a reason? Well, this joke proves that maybe it is not always wise to follow the signs from above! So what happened?
Little Johnny really wanted a new bike for his birthday. However, his mother was not sure if he deserved one. So she asked him to think about his actions and write a letter to God.
If you could go anywhere in the world where you go? Find out what these three men said when they were posed with the same question by a magic goldfish
Today's jokes are about old friends reconnecting including a man who bragged about his life and two old friends who were very forgetful! What hilarious situations!
June was answering all of the Sunday School teacher's questions right, but she did not even know she was answer them! SO what happened? And what did Johnny have to do with it?
A conductor was apprehensive to hire a jazz musician for his orchestra! However, the musician blew away his assumptions, and the conductors owed him an apology.
Three men went to heaven and the only thing they had to do was NOT STEP ON A CHICKEN! But of course, it went wrong and the consequences were hilarious! So what happened?
Did you ever think that Jesus and Moses would play a round of golf together? While in this joke Jesus is having a hard time hitting the ball, even after Moses gave him advice!
Ever wish you could find a genie who would grant you you're biggest desires? Well these two men got that very opportunity, but it did not turn out as they wished!
Can you imagine saying this to your boss? Well, this smart-alec really did not hold back when he was talking to his boss and a customer at the grocery store he worked at!
Three prisoners pulled off the ultimate prison break, but they had to come up with a quick and clever plan when they found themselves running from a guard in the woods.
A very serious Marine went to his 10-year high school reunion and after his former crush spoke to him, he finally learned how to relax! So what did she do?
Today's joke is about a firm President who was desperately trying to find his ugly daughter a husband. However, his daughter's future husband was in for a very interesting time!
Today's joke is about the 5 great actors who were competing to see who was the best actor in the world! Chuck Norris won, but that does not mean the competition was fair!
Today's joke is about a very stubborn sea captain who did not want to change his course at sea and demanded that the object in his path change its course!
The US President wanted to know how the Queen of England knew which people were the best for their jobs and when he found out, he put it to the test with his own staff!
Today's jokes are about a couple of silly knights, including a knight who asked a blacksmith to make him a sword that would slay all of his enemies, but it did not turn out as he planned!
Ever wondered what a lawyer and an accountant do? Well, this joke will explain what top careers do, but in descriptions that share what they actually do!
Today's joke is about a doctor who tried to help customers who developed a terrible reaction after they all ate the same meal at an Italian restaurant.
Today's jokes are about two older women, including one woman who was on her deathbed and another woman who decided to catch a taxi, which ended in a hilarious way!
Today's jokes are about a few scientists who found themselves in hilarious situations, including an Ecologist who was presenting at a conference and a medical student who outsmarted a group of scientists.
Today's jokes are about a couple of horsemen, including one farmer who was totally shocked when he saw a headless horseman while driving to town with his son.
Today's jokes are about people who were a bit lost in translation, including a man whose limited English got him into serious trouble, and two airport employees who only knew English.
Today's joke is about a nun who desperately needed to use the restroom of a local dive bar. However the experience led to a very hilarious situation for the patrons!
Today's jokes are all set in restaurants, including a couple who were nervous to ask for a takeaway and a man who complained to the waiter about his soup!
Lawyers! Lawyers! Lawyers! Today's jokes are all about lawyers who found themselves in difficult but hilarious situations, including one lawyer who was stuck on a boat in shark-invested water!
Today's joke is about a special Olympic event that was held to see who had fathered the most men. A Brit, American, and Filipino entered, and the results were very interesting.
Today's jokes are all inspired by the Olympics, including an English athlete, a French athlete, and a Russian athlete who were discussing life's greatest pleasures, and a few other jokes about the Olympics.
Today's joke is about a warrior named Falling Rock, who went on a quest to find a beautiful object to impress the Chief and win his daughter's hand in marriage.
Today's jokes about all about gift-giving, including three sons who thought they gave their mother the best gifts ever and friends who celebrated their moon-obsessed friend.
Today's joke is about a CEO who left three important envelopes to the CEO who was taking over his position. He opened one each time he found himself in a difficult situation.
Today's jokes are about two very interesting job interviews, including one man who had five years missing from his resume, and two friends who were up for the same job.
Today's jokes are all about pig farmers, including one farmer who explained his wooden-legged pig, and another who was trying to raise a litter of 8 piglets!
Today's jokes are about aliens who decided to make contact with Earth, including an alien who spoke to the Pope, and an alien who sent his robot to catch the planet's thieves.
Today's hilarious joke is about two hunters who shot a huge stag. However, they did not quite understand the advice a DNR officer gave them. PLUS another hunter joke!
Today's jokes are about a few men who decided to attend a marriage counseling group session. However, they gave very interesting answers to the counselor.
Today's joke is about a retired man who got a job at a supermarket but started to arrive at work late so his manager called him in for a meeting to discuss the issue.
Today's joke is about a man who decided to show some kindness and offer a stranded woman a lift, but it turned into a trip to the hospital and the man learning very unexpected things about himself!
Today's joke is about a man who was stranded on a deserted island for 10 years when the most beautiful woman swam to shore and treated him to his favorite things!
Today's joke is about the Queen of England, who was speeding to arrive at a US state banquet on time after her plane was delayed, and the rookie cop who pulled her over.
A man's loved ones and a priest were by his side while he was on his deathbed. He started to feel as if he was reaching the end of his life, so he decided to read out his will to his wife and their two children.
Today's joke is about the shock the Queen of England and the US President felt when they visited the King of Wakanda to enjoy a banquet at his beautiful palace.
