Every year, the Chief Rabbi visited Vatican City. On getting there, he would walk to where the Pope sits and stand there. For his visits, the Chief Rabbi always carried a linen bag and would give the Pope a worn-out and dusty piece of paper.
This is a joke about a dog owner who enrolled her dog in a dog show in the smooth-haired category. She thought of the best way to give her pet an edge over the other participants and came up with a brilliant idea.
Three pastors had a discussion about how they individually allocated church funds. They mostly talked about how much was to be given to God, church activities, and the funds for their personal use.
A man was in the delivery room with his wife, excited to welcome their first child. Before commencing the delivery, the doctor informed the couple about a new technology in its experimental phase, which allows pain-sharing.
An Italian woman walked into the convenience store to buy an expresso. On her way out, she noticed an unusual funeral procession, which piqued her curiosity.
Here's a joke about a widow who was mourning her late husband's death and was meeting with a funeral home director, who showed her the final preparations for her husband's corpse before his funeral the next day.
One fine Sunday afternoon, a couple decided to attend an agriculture show to watch the auctioning off of bulls in the countryside. The guy selling off the bulls announced the first bull to be auctioned.
There was an old man who always got on his wife's nerves by walking across the kitchen floor after she mopped it. So one day, the old wife told her husband she would kill him if he walked on the wet kitchen floor again.
A man has been stranded on a desert island for 20 years and is finally spotted by a navy ship. After spotting the man, the ship anchors, and the captain comes ashore.
A couple went to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota for a vacation. The husband enjoyed fishing in the early morning, while the wife loved to read.
Here is an interesting joke about a group of hockey fans who were climbing up a cliff, discussing, when an argument broke out about who was the most loyal to their team among them.
An Irish man was playing golf on a warm summer day. While having a good time on the greens, he sliced his drive, causing the ball to skip over to the side of the golf course.
The Russian Security Agency found a new recruit who met all the requirements for joining the agency. However, before his induction, the recruit needed to scale through three final tests.
Three men decided to take a hike up a mountain. One was American, the second was Australian, while the third was a Newfie. Little did they know that the little trip would change their fates forever.
Adam and Eve needed a companion, so God created a loyal pet for them, but after a while, it was observed that they had become proud and thought much of themselves, so a new companion was made for them.
Here is a joke about a captain who called a sergeant into his office. With a gloomy face, the captain informed the sergeant about the death of one of the private's mothers.
After a long, tiring train journey, an exhausted man decided to have a good rest in a communal room. However, his plan for a good nap was shattered as three drunken men were chattering away loudly in the room.
Here is an interesting joke about two clergymen who decided on a date to hit the golf course to do some catching up. One was a priest, while the other was a pope.
A man went for an interview after applying for the job of a railroad switch operator, but a series of questions from the interviewer prompted an awkward response.
One day, a man battling a gambling addiction walked into Wal-Mart and decided to hit the bar. As he made his way through the lobby, he noticed a Stacker cabinet, a claw machine, and a vending machine.
Here is a joke about how a son who overslept on a Sunday morning because he did not seem interested in attending the Sunday service gets jerked off his bed by his mom.
Little Arthur lived in a village and was hated by his classmates, even his teacher. Twenty-five years later, the teacher would undergo surgery, where Arthur works as a cleaner and will meet a terrible fate.
A mother attended one of the most memorable events in the country after a Jewish woman named Sarah established a groundbreaking history as the first woman to become a president.
A good shepherd herding his flock in a remote pasture located miles away from the city was herding his flock when he encountered a lavishly dressed man.
A beautiful couple— Terry and Brenda, were set to go out for the evening. After putting everything in place, they finally brought their cat outside, patiently waiting for the cab driver.
A young lady thought of the best way to inform her boss of the need for a pay raise. So, she came up with a crafty idea, which would eventually leave everyone surprised.
After searching tirelessly for the ideal plumbing team to fix leakages in his apartment, a man ended up with two men who failed to do a thorough job.
One morning, two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert and stumbled across a mosque. The pair had not eaten or drank water for days and thought that the people in the mosque might be of help.
A salesman wanted to prove to himself that he was exceptionally brilliant at his job, so he challenged himself to try to sell a cheap suit to a reluctant customer.
A house cat fed up with living with his owners kept a diary detailing his carefree life in the hands of his tormentors, and his grand plan to escape captivity.
A man secretly wanted to dispose of his wife's cat and hatched a plan to do just that. He drove his car a few blocks away from his home and dropped the cat off before driving home.
When embarking on long journeys in airplanes, several in-flight safety announcements are made by the Air stewards. Although they might be a little repetitive, they are pretty essential and should be adhered to.
Ten lazy men worked on a construction site, with their lackadaisical attitudes slowing down the progress of the ongoing construction.Fed up of their laziness, the site foreman, pondered on what to do, before stumbling upon an idea to make them work harder.
Most times in society, poor people look for various means to survive, which may not be pleasing to the next person. While some are not confronted for their actions, others are.
After a life well spent on earth, Forrest Grump died and went to heaven. However, Saint Peter met him at the Pearly Gates, who explained certain conditions to him.
A somewhat intelligent and cunning squirrel lawyer came in between two of his fellow country squirrels to settle a dispute involving the rightful owner of a nut.
A dad carried out a kind and selfless action after a woman cried for help while he walked down the street with his son, who seemed shocked and confused at the same time.
A military unit was once on the field for a mission, and the commander sent a scout to observe the condition of a nearby bridge and report back to the unit.
A company was losing out on worker's productivity, and the management decided to look into the issue. After observations, they discovered that the workers' restroom time was in excess.
A store marketing manager noticed that a regular customer named Mr. Jones had not purchased an item for a long time. So, he decided to check up on the man by sending a letter.
Two psychiatrists who both have their offices in the same building often encounter a strange ride in the elevator every morning on their way to work. Each time psychiatrist A got to his floor, he would look back and spit on the face of psychiatrist B.
A frog stepped into a bank, approached the teller, and requested a $30,000 bank loan using an unbelievable object as the collateral after being asked by the bank worker.
Most times, many people need to send requests to friends, family, colleagues, or even their bosses. While some might have their demands met, others might not. This joke is about an intelligent secretary who has an even smarter boss.
Three vampires decide to have a contest to determine who is the most vicious amongst them. The strongest among them led the trio, boasting over his speed.
During our daily activities, we often experience certain occurrences that only happen at particular moments. Continue reading to find out what these situations are.
A man arrived at work and received numerous negative reports from his personal assistant. The only positive report she has for him will surprise you. Keep reading!
Jerry Clower once recounted a joke about how a relative changed his testimony to the jury a few hours after an accident while seeking for the insurance company to foot the bill of an injury.
Lee Navarre was famous for portraying one character in a movie series for a very long time. However, when he decided to leave the series, it led to diverse opinions and a funny news headline.
After three professionals, a doctor, lawyer, and an engineer, visited Afghanistan, they were captured by an extremist group and were made to wait in line for execution.
A man who visited a bar for the first time saw another fellow with a big orange head, so he went over to the strange-looking man to ask why his head was structured in such a manner.
