I am Tom, a 35-year-old man from Minnesota. I married my wife in my late twenties, and we both lived in Milwaukee for years, enjoying marital bliss, joy, and happiness. But it all came crumbling down in November 2020.
Two children were given piglets by their parents. The brothers were excited about their gifts, but they had one issue, they did not know how to tell their piglets apart.
A very thirsty man walked into a bar and sat down. He waited for a while to get the bartender's attention, and while at it, a regular customer sitting next to him informed the bartender that he wanted another Waterloo.
A couple was having dinner at a fantastic eatery when a beautiful young woman walked up to the table, gave the man a peck, and called the man "sweetie," noting that she would see him later.
Susanna lived an ideal family life. She had two beautiful children — 12-year-old Alice and 9-year-old Tommy — whom she invested her whole life. She loved these children very much and spent all her time with them.
A doctor was stunned at the response a patient gave after he revealed the news of a tragedy. The man had survived a ghastly car accident, but his wife did not.
An outstanding football player was put to an essay test after his coach begged the school to allow him to play with the school's team in a final game.
A math and science convention was in town and was heavily attended by several intelligent people, including an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician. One night, the hotel where the trio stayed was on fire.
A young girl demonstrated her intelligence during a visit to the dentist clinic. She confidently explained that she had seen a tooth fairy inside her room.
A woman was driving along the highway at a high rate of speed when a state trooper pulled her over. The cop walked briskly towards her and tapped the windshield lightly for her to roll it down.
A cyclist was riding on a bridge when he met a young girl who was about to jump off a bridge. The rider tried to convince her to do something before jumping off the bridge.
Here's a joke about a young boy who followed his dad to a funeral, and while he was there, a man approached him, and afterward, he would go on to see the shock of his life.
One sunny day, a strong man named Big John walked into the public parking lot to find his car dented by vandals. Knowing he had no money for repairs, he sought help from the construction foreman at his workplace.
One night, a bartender grew wary as he watched a man in the bar falling off his stool several times while sipping his drink. After observing him for a while, the barman concluded he was drunk.
A little boy approached his grandmother to learn some family history, including how she came to marry his grandfather. The grandmother smiled at the little boy before motioning him to sit down. She then delved into details about everything the boy wanted to know.
One morning, a red Indian walked into a cafe. To the surprise of everyone, he walked in with a bucket of buffalo manure in one hand and a shotgun in the other. He walked up to the waiter at the counter and noted that he wanted some coffee.
Every year, the Chief Rabbi visited Vatican City. On getting there, he would walk to where the Pope sits and stand there. For his visits, the Chief Rabbi always carried a linen bag and would give the Pope a worn-out and dusty piece of paper.
This is a joke about a dog owner who enrolled her dog in a dog show in the smooth-haired category. She thought of the best way to give her pet an edge over the other participants and came up with a brilliant idea.
Three pastors had a discussion about how they individually allocated church funds. They mostly talked about how much was to be given to God, church activities, and the funds for their personal use.
A man was in the delivery room with his wife, excited to welcome their first child. Before commencing the delivery, the doctor informed the couple about a new technology in its experimental phase, which allows pain-sharing.
An Italian woman walked into the convenience store to buy an expresso. On her way out, she noticed an unusual funeral procession, which piqued her curiosity.
Here's a joke about a widow who was mourning her late husband's death and was meeting with a funeral home director, who showed her the final preparations for her husband's corpse before his funeral the next day.
One fine Sunday afternoon, a couple decided to attend an agriculture show to watch the auctioning off of bulls in the countryside. The guy selling off the bulls announced the first bull to be auctioned.
There was an old man who always got on his wife's nerves by walking across the kitchen floor after she mopped it. So one day, the old wife told her husband she would kill him if he walked on the wet kitchen floor again.
A man has been stranded on a desert island for 20 years and is finally spotted by a navy ship. After spotting the man, the ship anchors, and the captain comes ashore.
A couple went to a fishing resort in Northern Minnesota for a vacation. The husband enjoyed fishing in the early morning, while the wife loved to read.
Here is an interesting joke about a group of hockey fans who were climbing up a cliff, discussing, when an argument broke out about who was the most loyal to their team among them.
An Irish man was playing golf on a warm summer day. While having a good time on the greens, he sliced his drive, causing the ball to skip over to the side of the golf course.
The Russian Security Agency found a new recruit who met all the requirements for joining the agency. However, before his induction, the recruit needed to scale through three final tests.
Three men decided to take a hike up a mountain. One was American, the second was Australian, while the third was a Newfie. Little did they know that the little trip would change their fates forever.
Adam and Eve needed a companion, so God created a loyal pet for them, but after a while, it was observed that they had become proud and thought much of themselves, so a new companion was made for them.
Here is a joke about a captain who called a sergeant into his office. With a gloomy face, the captain informed the sergeant about the death of one of the private's mothers.
After a long, tiring train journey, an exhausted man decided to have a good rest in a communal room. However, his plan for a good nap was shattered as three drunken men were chattering away loudly in the room.
Here is an interesting joke about two clergymen who decided on a date to hit the golf course to do some catching up. One was a priest, while the other was a pope.
A man went for an interview after applying for the job of a railroad switch operator, but a series of questions from the interviewer prompted an awkward response.
One day, a man battling a gambling addiction walked into Wal-Mart and decided to hit the bar. As he made his way through the lobby, he noticed a Stacker cabinet, a claw machine, and a vending machine.
Here is a joke about how a son who overslept on a Sunday morning because he did not seem interested in attending the Sunday service gets jerked off his bed by his mom.
Little Arthur lived in a village and was hated by his classmates, even his teacher. Twenty-five years later, the teacher would undergo surgery, where Arthur works as a cleaner and will meet a terrible fate.
A mother attended one of the most memorable events in the country after a Jewish woman named Sarah established a groundbreaking history as the first woman to become a president.
A good shepherd herding his flock in a remote pasture located miles away from the city was herding his flock when he encountered a lavishly dressed man.
A beautiful couple— Terry and Brenda, were set to go out for the evening. After putting everything in place, they finally brought their cat outside, patiently waiting for the cab driver.
A young lady thought of the best way to inform her boss of the need for a pay raise. So, she came up with a crafty idea, which would eventually leave everyone surprised.
After searching tirelessly for the ideal plumbing team to fix leakages in his apartment, a man ended up with two men who failed to do a thorough job.
One morning, two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert and stumbled across a mosque. The pair had not eaten or drank water for days and thought that the people in the mosque might be of help.
A salesman wanted to prove to himself that he was exceptionally brilliant at his job, so he challenged himself to try to sell a cheap suit to a reluctant customer.
A house cat fed up with living with his owners kept a diary detailing his carefree life in the hands of his tormentors, and his grand plan to escape captivity.
A man secretly wanted to dispose of his wife's cat and hatched a plan to do just that. He drove his car a few blocks away from his home and dropped the cat off before driving home.
When embarking on long journeys in airplanes, several in-flight safety announcements are made by the Air stewards. Although they might be a little repetitive, they are pretty essential and should be adhered to.
Ten lazy men worked on a construction site, with their lackadaisical attitudes slowing down the progress of the ongoing construction.Fed up of their laziness, the site foreman, pondered on what to do, before stumbling upon an idea to make them work harder.
Most times in society, poor people look for various means to survive, which may not be pleasing to the next person. While some are not confronted for their actions, others are.
