Daily Joke: How a 'True Guy' Should Behave
A man is saddled with a lot of responsibilities. The world expects him to be the stronger gender, owing to his physique and mental state. Here is an update of what to expect from a "True Guy."
A man is saddled with a lot of responsibilities. The world expects him to be the stronger gender, owing to his physique and mental state. Here is an update of what to expect from a "True Guy."
A man went to Game seven of the Stanley Cup Final and sat next to an empty seat. He would end up having a conversation with his neighbor and eventually get surprised.
A guy walked into a library and saw a girl reading. He admired her and asked if he could sit next to her, but her response would go on to leave him shocked and embarrassed.
Three men, all professionals in different fields, are hunting in the cold wilderness of northern Canada. On their way, the weather became unfavorable, and they scrambled for survival.
A young schoolboy walked into a grocery store and read a long list of items to the store clerk. After a while, his questions became irritating to the clerk, but the boy had achieved his aim.
A guy saw a woman walk past him in the park and felt they had a connection. So he walked closely with her until she noticed something weird about his company.
Here's a joke about a man who moved into a new neighborhood in New York City, but he could get no rest because of his loud neighbor. He then got helped by a muscular man.
Three friends were out on a beach enjoying summertime; a few hours into the hangout, they decided to quench their thirst by taking different cool drinks as the sun became hotter.
Prince Charles and his first wife, Princess Diana, had an age gap of about 13 years between them. While this was the catalyst for their relationship, ironically, it doubled as a reason for some of their many troubles.
A guy got a job at a zoo, and for each of his tasks, his clumsiness got the best of him. Finally, tired of what had happened, he decided to leave his job.
In the Viking kingdom, a man named Ulf was said to be the meanest person in all of the lands. However, Ulf has an encounter that changed him forever.
After dying, a man waited to be transported to heaven. However, excitement got the better of him, leading to consequences he absolutely did not see coming.
Three people applied to become CIA agents and were each handed a mysterious envelope. However, only one of them was curious enough to get to the next stage.
A pilot was scheduled to travel from New York to Los Angeles, but due to bad weather, his flight had to be delayed. After waiting for a while, he got permission to fly, only to be delayed when in the air.
Flynn came home totally drunk, and he tried avoiding a confrontation with his wife, who was already in bed. He devised a means to enter the house unnoticed.
A pilot was whisked away for questioning after he accidentally landed in a secret Air Force base. After background checks, he was released and asked not to inform anyone of the location. However, his following action will shock you.
An old cowboy took a walk to a local barbershop for a clean shave and a haircut. He explained to the barber that he couldn't get a clean shave because of his wrinkled skin and the barber had a piece of unique equipment for it.
A teacher instructed her pupils to go home and ask their parents to narrate stories with morals to them. The pupils were to tell the stories in the next class.
Two friends went out for a skiing adventure and encountered a terrible blizzard. So, they spent the night in a beautiful widow's barn and continued the following day. Nine months later, one of the friends got a letter with shocking content.
A woman was getting her hair done in preparation for a trip to Rome. While at it, she told the hairdresser about her journey and was urged not to go. However things would turn to be different, contrary to the hairdresser's thoughts.
An elderly decided to pull a prank on his kids, telling them that he was getting a divorce from his wife. After the children decided they were returning to settle the issue, the man's statement to his wife would shock you.
A man just got a job at a bakery and impressed his supervisor with his skill and zeal. For every task, he would do it cheerfully and produce something magical until it was cake day.
A student of statistics hated driving slowly when he got to any junction. He would often drive past it speedily before slowing down. One day, his passenger became bothered about his driving style.
A man stood before a judge in court, and the judge was horrified that the man killed 24 people during a driving hazard. The man explained what went wrong.
After getting married, a young couple left for their honeymoon. Once they returned, the new bride called her mother on the phone to report her husband.
A mom was angry that her son was watching TV without doing his maths homework. She told him that he was banned from watching TV, but the little boy had some clever tricks up his sleeves.
Three samurais made it as finalists in a competition, and they had one last challenging task to complete. The trio showed their surprising abilities.
The Zebra came up with a plan to select the funniest animal in the animal kingdom to entertain the Lion on his birthday. The plan backfired thanks to one bad move.
A man looked for the best gift for his girlfriend as her birthday approached, and decided to give her a handpicked bouquet from a beautiful garden. However, the girlfriend's reply will surprise you. Keep reading!
A young adult was turning 21 in a month's time, but before then, his dad called him aside, telling about a spectacular family trait that shows up at that age.
A woman told her husband that she wanted to feel six again on her birthday. Clueless, the man took her for a thrilling adventure. After their fun day, he was shocked by her feedback.
While crossing the road, an engineer met a talking frog that claimed it would turn into a princess if it was kissed. After several attempts to get a kiss from the man, the reply the frog got would surprise you!
After a long time of not seeing his grandparents, a city boy visited them on their farm and spent the night with them. The following day he surprised them with a lovely breakfast.
Police officers were having issues knowing a guilty or innocent suspect. Then, they heard of a man who could solve their problems and decided to give him a try.
Three guys were ambitious about becoming detectives. They were all given the same question during the tests, but their answers caused quite an uproar.
A lady was about to win a million dollars on the "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Show" and decided to call a friend. The friend told her the answer, and it was correct! Continue reading to know how the friend knew the right answer to pick.
A yuppie suffered damage to his vehicle, and it left him sad. Hence, when a police officer arrived at the scene, he complained bitterly about his woes.
A patrol officer pulled an old lady over on route 30 and interrogated her on her manner of driving. During interrogation, she mentioned that she had a cogent reason for it.
A tortoise was walking on a cool evening when she met a hare who made fun of her. Annoyed, the tortoise challenged the hare to a race, and the result was shocking.
A woman charged her husband $20 each time they had sex for 30 years. One day, her husband returned from work with a piece of sad news, but she had a huge surprise for him.
A burglar broke into an empty house after its owners traveled. While searching for valuables, he heard a parrot talking, and he tried to calm it down but would go on to get the shock of his life.
A Tampa Bay area bartender quickly became a hero after pulling a fast stunt to help save one of his customers from harassment by sending her a fake receipt to show he was looking out for her.
Here is an interesting joke about Benjamin Franklin who is known for his humor, wit, and thought-provoking quotations. Here are some of his thought-provoking quotes.
A dentist asked his lazy twin brother to get food for the two of them. On his way to the market, he had a fatal accident. However, the dentist would go on to challenge the grim reaper to a battle in exchange for his brother's life.
A man who was lost in an air balloon turned to a young lady for help, and a conversation ensued between the duo. The result of the conversation was not positive as he ended up not getting any help.
A student who had failed a professor's course decided to up his score by asking the professor a question on the premise of upgrading his score if he failed the answer.
When a guy who offered to help an old man saw his car being overtaken by a Porsche, he could not control himself, causing him to create a funny impression.
An old woman wrote a touching letter to God complaining about her stolen pension money. The workers at the post office decided to put a smile on her face, but her response left them in shock.
An elderly man went to visit his doctor for his weekly checkup. The doctor asked him how he was doing, and the man said he was fine, but the doctor was intrigued by his relationship with God.
A man was hiking through the mountains and saw a pub in a tiny village in the mountains. He decided to go in but what happened next left him bewildered.