After a life well spent on earth, Forrest Grump died and went to heaven. However, Saint Peter met him at the Pearly Gates, who explained certain conditions to him.
A somewhat intelligent and cunning squirrel lawyer came in between two of his fellow country squirrels to settle a dispute involving the rightful owner of a nut.
A dad carried out a kind and selfless action after a woman cried for help while he walked down the street with his son, who seemed shocked and confused at the same time.
A military unit was once on the field for a mission, and the commander sent a scout to observe the condition of a nearby bridge and report back to the unit.
A company was losing out on worker's productivity, and the management decided to look into the issue. After observations, they discovered that the workers' restroom time was in excess.
A store marketing manager noticed that a regular customer named Mr. Jones had not purchased an item for a long time. So, he decided to check up on the man by sending a letter.
Two psychiatrists who both have their offices in the same building often encounter a strange ride in the elevator every morning on their way to work. Each time psychiatrist A got to his floor, he would look back and spit on the face of psychiatrist B.
A frog stepped into a bank, approached the teller, and requested a $30,000 bank loan using an unbelievable object as the collateral after being asked by the bank worker.
Most times, many people need to send requests to friends, family, colleagues, or even their bosses. While some might have their demands met, others might not. This joke is about an intelligent secretary who has an even smarter boss.
Three vampires decide to have a contest to determine who is the most vicious amongst them. The strongest among them led the trio, boasting over his speed.
During our daily activities, we often experience certain occurrences that only happen at particular moments. Continue reading to find out what these situations are.
A man arrived at work and received numerous negative reports from his personal assistant. The only positive report she has for him will surprise you. Keep reading!
Jerry Clower once recounted a joke about how a relative changed his testimony to the jury a few hours after an accident while seeking for the insurance company to foot the bill of an injury.
Lee Navarre was famous for portraying one character in a movie series for a very long time. However, when he decided to leave the series, it led to diverse opinions and a funny news headline.
After three professionals, a doctor, lawyer, and an engineer, visited Afghanistan, they were captured by an extremist group and were made to wait in line for execution.
A man who visited a bar for the first time saw another fellow with a big orange head, so he went over to the strange-looking man to ask why his head was structured in such a manner.
Three cowboys were in a bar and discussing life's meaning. As they talked, they delved deeper into the topic of reincarnation. They explored the possibility of reincarnation and asked each other what they would like to come back as if they had the chance to do so.
A deaf man started working for the town's most feared Mafia gang because they agreed he was the best man and would never overhear their conversations. However, one day, he lost their cash.
Here is a joke about how a woman getting ready for marriage suddenly develops cold feet; however, she felt too guilty to confess her doubts, so she remained silent about it.
A man had three ladies to choose from, but he was confused on how best to decide his future wife from them. So, he gave each of them $5000 to see what they would do.
The famous hero of the people, Robin Hood, had grown old and grey and was at the time of his death. Robin Hood called his friends together and told them of his final wish.
Two old men came across each other in a small town in Florida and engaged each other in conversation. They discovered that they were both from Oregon and had both managed small factories before retiring and moving to Florida.
Billionaire founder, Bill Gates died and reached the pearly gates, where he encountered St Peter, who was more than willing to give him a tour of hell.
A man named Barry took a hiking trip to Europe, and that was the last time anyone saw him. Many thought Barry had died until many years later when his friend saw him.
An agency found three candidates to fill vacant slots in their company. They were given certain funny instructions to follow based on the analysis of the trio. Continue reading to find out what the funny yet clever instructions were.
Two men were in a bar, then one of them told his friend not to trust doctors. Surprised, his friend asked why and he went on to tell him a story that left everyone confused.
As usual, a new year comes with new year resolutions. A man made up his mind to leave social media to make new friends. After following the same principles, the result will surprise you.
An army private took to the battlefield with nothing but a dustpan and a broom. The unusual weapons proved effective in slaying the enemies until he met his match.
Two men, a Greek and an Italian, were seriously arguing about the culture and values of their countries. The Greek man claimed the Italians were their students, but the Italian man believed they were the experts.
Famous conqueror Genghis Khan was on an exploration trip when he stumbled across a majestic palace in Northern China. The palace was an architectural delight and featured beautiful ornaments and other incredible features.
A film crew was shooting deep inside the desert. They had an old man who would successfully predict the weather until one day he was nowhere to be found.
Two patients at the mental hospital were taking a walk around the hospital pool. Suddenly one of them jumps into the water, and the other hastily followed to save him.
Little Johnny's family had just moved to a new home in a new city, and he was very excited to explore the new place. His parents had told him he would have his own room, and he could not wait to find it and start unpacking his things.
A boss explained to his workers the reason they should get an education after an illiterate construction worker confronted him on why he was not doing any work.
Aliens visited the earth and promised to grant people’s wishes as long as they were not duplicated wishes. So one guy stood on the wishing line, not knowing what to ask for.
A man went for an ice sculpture showcase that hundreds of people attended. At the event, people went around to view the beautiful artworks on display.
A man who believed the earth was flat all his life died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates, he was met with the most surprising realization.
A young boy in middle school returned home one day and was asked by his father about the things he learned in school, and the boy responded by yelling, "ZERO equals ONE!"
Three friends were on an island, and they needed to get off it. After a while, the three friends found a lamp, and after rubbing it, a genie jumped out. The genie said it would grant them one wish each.
A couple was enjoying their vacation and decided to get on a road trip. Soon enough, the pair were on their way, driving through a lonely path. When it was nightfall, they decided to find a shelter.
A man had a lifelong aspiration to buy a Lamborghini. Eventually, he would save up enough money but end up squandering some part . His following line of action will surprise you.
One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag. Naturally, the curious Eve wanted to know what God had in the bag, so she asked. "Hi, God," she piped up, "What's in the bag?"
Three handsome male dogs decided to take a walk down the street on one fantastic summer evening. On their way, they spotted a beautiful Poddle who stumped them into making a clever sentence to gain her attention.
A police officer pulled over a circus juggler. After finding some of his juggling equipment, she became suspicious and asked him to prove that he was not a dangerous person.
Seamus had trouble sighting objects far away, so he decided to go to his optician. After a series of examinations with his eye doctor, Seamus' following reaction will shock you. Keep reading!
A man received a call from an unknown person who said he was calling from Microsoft Support. Unfortunately, their conversation would only leave the caller confused.
A young man who visited his distant relatives needed the password to the family's wifi. However, he could not quite understand the instruction given.
A man and woman listened to the weather report over the radio for two consecutive days. Each day, the man ran out after hearing the weather report, but the third day would end up being different.
A woman entered a grocery store, purchased every item she inquired about and asked that each item be packed separately. She would go on to make one more inquiry at the last minute but would get a funny answer from the cashier.
Sherlock Holmes and his assistant, Dr. Watson, took a train and noticed a huge flock of sheep. After some minutes, Holmes would say the number of sheep and how he arrived at the figure, to the amazement of Watson.
