Daily Joke: Elderly Couple Go to the State Fair
An elderly couple named Martha and Stumpy, who are regular visitors of an annual Fair organized by the State, had an incredible yet funny experience after they attended this year's State Fair.

An elderly couple named Martha and Stumpy, who are regular visitors of an annual Fair organized by the State, had an incredible yet funny experience after they attended this year's State Fair.
A customer in a waterfront restaurant received their food and, after a while, called the waiter to complain, but the response to his complaint was unexpected.
Fathers are an important part of our lives, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of them. Here are ten hilarious dad jokes in honor of Father’s Day. In honor of this celebration, a father was asked 10 different questions during an interview to which he gave hilarious answers.
Hospitals are a place with plenty of sad stories. But hilarious stories are also not uncommon there. This tale of an elderly woman in a hospital, for one, will certainly crack you up. One day, the woman went to the doctor's office for her regular checkup.
Today's world may be more gender equal than ever. This means women are now more able to do things often done only by men – including saying pick-up lines. This hilarious story involves a woman enjoying a cruise. She was a retired lady who wanted to have some fun.
Paramount Network’s “Yellowstone” had all viewers at the edge of their seats during the season 3 finale. Here are some of the season's theories explained.
Dating can be quite complicated as many things can go wrong; however, it is never something that one cannot laugh about. Here are three hilarious jokes about the trials faced.
Bowie, a six-year-old pit bull from St. Louis' dog shelter, finally found his forever home after being with a foster parent for the past years. Here's a look at his story.
One day, a man decided to call a friend, who he had not seen for a long time. The two were very close before, especially during their high school days. They went through a lot of challenges together and that further strengthened their friendship.
This joke is about a man and his wife who were fast asleep when the man suddenly yelled a word, and the woman hilariously yelled back a fitting response.
Summertime seems to be one of the most suitable times when people enjoy chilled cocktails. Check out the hilarious scenario that played out after a woman chose to sit at a bar and enjoy her cocktail drink with her close pals.
Leif Garrett was an overnight sensation pop star, who spiraled down with alcohol and substance abuse through the years: “I was a monster.” Here's a look at his story.
Salma Hayek showed that age is just a number in celebration of her 54th birthday. Welcoming the day with open arms, the actress stunned in a sizzling yellow number.
Snoop Dogg's daughter, Cori, has shown off her fashion sense in a recent Instagram post. She's rocking an all black outfit with a touch of red and she's doing it well.
A young boy with an ear infection is taken by his mother to visit a pediatrician — he had an unusual allergy, and the good doctor was kind enough to help him remedy the situation.
Here is an interesting joke about a man with a hiccup problem who went to a pharmacy to seek medication to end the problem only to have a hilarious encounter
Kandi Burruss knows how to make pretty much anything look fashionable, and that includes a look that has been largely delegated to the Woodstock era. While most people would put the bright colors reminiscent of the original hippy, for Burruss it's a chance to show off her amazing figure.
Here are three funny jokes about different people who hilariously had the absolute worst luck when it came to bad weather and unexpected endings.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and her husband Martin were a match made in heaven, forming the perfect partnership to get the best family and career. Here's a look at their love story.
Here's a joke about a man who went to a barbershop for a clean shave and complained to the barber about not being able to have a close shave around the cheeks.
There was a woman who was afraid of growing old. She worried about the idea of turning 70 years old. Because of that lingering predicament, the woman would display an oversensitive behavior whenever the topic of aging is discussed.
The full moon this September will not be the so-called Harvest Moon it's usually known as, and that is just one of the preludes to things that only happen once in a blue moon, literally.
A man walked into a store one day. One of the first things that caught his eye was a Thermos flask. As he observed, a store attendant walked up to him and asked if they could help him with anything.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a bus full of tourists who visit a historical site and then discover that someone among them has a different interpretation of time.
Parrots are known to be intelligent animals and are mostly owned as pets for their companionship. Here are three jokes involving humans and these interesting birds.
Former "Scream Queens" star, Emma Roberts, is expecting her first child with boyfriend Garret Hedlund, as she shared with fans on Instagram on Monday, August 31.
Britt Woodrum is raising awareness and funds for ShelterBox’s coronavirus aid by climbing Colorado’s mountain peaks within weeks. Here's a look at her initiative.
It can be challenging to have a problem child and not know how to relate to them. It was why this worried mother decided it was time to find a solution. One fateful day, she took the child to see the psychiatrist and complained about the problem she was facing.
One afternoon, the teacher was reading through a pile of essays at her desk when she came across Little Johnny's. She read Johnny's piece, and when she was done, she called him up to her desk with a frustrated gaze. She noticed something in his essay.
Dates were allowed just on Saturday night at a girls' college dormitory. However, one young man chose to try his luck, appearing on a Tuesday evening. He disclosed to an elderly woman in the hall of the dorm that he needed to see a certain young lady right away.
This woman’s logics defeated the government’s bureaucracy and her sarcastic comeback surely left the clerk on the other side of the line speechless. Her wit will surely crack you up.
One day, a group of engineering professors were invited to ride a plane. What happened next will make you burst into laughter. After entering the aircraft, the professors headed towards their designated seats.
A new season of "The Bachelorette" is coming soon, and, even before its premiere, this might be one of the most controversial seasons in the Bachelor Nation universe. Here's everything we know about it.
Netflix is saying goodbye to another one of its show after they announced that the sci-fi drama "Altered Carbon" was being cancelled after two seasons. The show premiered in February 2018 with its second season finishing this year is February
When venturing into unfamiliar territory, it could prove very useful to do find out more before you actually get there. In today's daily joke, two city slickers hilariously found out just how true those words can be.
A vampire bat returned to its cave covered in blood. This led other bats to believe he must have found food, but unknown to them, he unknowingly bashed himself against a tree.
This joke is about six newly retired group of friends who decided to celebrate their retirement by playing poker together. Unfortunately, one of them died.
Here's an interesting joke about a student who takes an admission interview into a university outsmarts his interviewer, who wanted to trick him into making a mistake.
When in a tight spot, it can be beneficial to go with the flow, as the saying goes. In today's joke of the day, a poor old cobbler used that tactic to avoid being taken advantage of. Enjoy!
Some people never learn, and not even after facing the law repeatedly, the man in the following joke could admit that he is the one responsible for his imprisonment, prompting him to come up with a hilarious response.
Louis Vuitton-inspired nail art seem to have become a trend after the likes of Keyshia Cole, Cardi B, and Coco Austin posted some very intricate and gorgeous pictures on Instagram.
Usually, some men love to leave home and hang out with their friends for some quality "guy time" when alcohol is involved. This was the case of these two men who decided to spend some time away from the pressures of the house and their wives.
There was a group of primary school students having a field trip to the local police station. They were fascinated by the sight of wanted posters on the wall.
A man who had too much to drink decided to walk home after a long night at the bar had an amusing conversation with a police officer he met on the way.
Fantasia Taylor and her husband of five years, Kendall Taylor, talked about their outlook on life and behavior while they were still single on "Taylor Talks Live."
People get cautious whenever a new family moves into their neighborhood as an unfamiliar presence makes them feel suspicious. This causes them to snoop around and closely watch their every movement until the new neighbors can be figured out.
Adele has recently lost a whopping 98 pounds and she puts it all down to a strict diet, daily exercise, and a self-help book that helped her find happiness. The multi-Grammy Award-winning singer recently revealed that a life-changing self-help book was the answer to her dramatic weight loss.
A police officer saw an elderly woman standing on a street corner in the middle of a windstorm. The older woman braced herself by holding on to a light post with one hand and holding her hat snug against her head with the other hand.
A special pet cannot ever be replaced, but this woman seemed to only be into it for practical reasons, and after she lost her cat, she wondered how a man could fill in for it.
"Yellowstone" was filmed in several places from Utah to Montana, but not much in Yellowstone. Here's a behind-the-scenes look at the Paramaount network show's setting.