Daily Joke: Captain of a Ship Sees a Bright Light in the Darkness of the Ocean
Today's joke is about a very stubborn sea captain who did not want to change his course at sea and demanded that the object in his path change its course!

Today's joke is about a very stubborn sea captain who did not want to change his course at sea and demanded that the object in his path change its course!
In honor of the ongoing Tokyo 2020 Olympics, we found some interesting facts about the games to help you get into the Olympic Spirit. So let's take a dive into the archives and take a look at these Olympic facts that will blow your mind.
Today's joke is about an army officer who returned home after serving in the armed forces and was greeted by his little boy. The curious kid asked a question, and his father had an interesting answer.
One dark and stormy night, a stranger was stranded in the open, drenched in the rain, and shivering with cold. He looked around to find shelter for the night and came across a remote monastery. So he walked over to the monastery and knocked on the old wooden door.
An 8-year-old girl recently proved that heroes come in all shapes and sizes after saving a 12-year-old boy who was drowning in a lake in Moncreiffe Island, Perth, Scotland.
An elderly couple was facing some problem in their sex life and didn't know how to fix it. They were worried that if they could not come up with a solution soon, it might adversely affect their overall health and well-being.
One day in a pharmacy, customers came nonstop with various complaints and symptoms. It was a really epic day for the pharmacists because they kept working. But, it was finally one of the pharmacists' lunches break.
Mark Harmon is an American actor known best for portraying the role of Leroy Jethro Gibbs in the Emmy Award-winning television show, “NCIS.” However, his son’s career in the entertainment industry is on the rise.
Despite the warnings, if you're still planning on irritating your pregnant wife in the future, you might want to go through these phrases. They will save you thinking time and help in driving your expecting wife crazy.
Jesus walked into a bar and approached a Russian man holding a glass of water. He asked the man if he was a believer, to which he replied in the negative.
When my dad started to date Stella I thought it was a good idea for him to meet someone new and get over my late mother. Until she started to show some toxic behaviors...
The US President wanted to know how the Queen of England knew which people were the best for their jobs and when he found out, he put it to the test with his own staff!
Keenen Ivory Wayans, better known as the creator of Fox’ sketch comedy series “In Living Color,” is the proud father of five grown kids with ex-wife Daphne Wayans. The former couple was married only for three years, but their relationship lasted almost 15.
A tourist was enjoying a lovely afternoon in a tropical area, and while he wafted through the water on his boat, the calm area became turbulent. This caused the boat to be rocked vigorously.
A convent had a rule which superseded all the monks. The law stated that everyone in the convent kept mute at all times, but, once every year, there was an exception to this law.
Scarlett Johansson was on her way to vacation after a months-long shooting on set. She boarded a plane with many other passengers, however, the aircraft went down halfway into the trip.
Ryan loved his wife very much and wanted to make a surprise to her after work. But when he arrived home he heard some weird noises coming from her bedroom and he was sure of what she was doing.
A trip across Hong Kong’s streets might tickle your nostrils & invite you to indulge in a bowl of se gang or SNAKE SOUP. Think munching auks fermented in a dead seal. Or how about a bowl of fried ants in a gourmet dip? Here are some of the most outlandish foods from around the world…
The lives of twins only gets funny when you discover the kind of situations families with multiples can find themselves in. Here is a joke about twins from AmoMama.
My husband and I had a happy marriage—it wasn't much but it was enough. However, one day I received an unexpected inheritance … it was then when I realized that lady luck doesn't just smile on you—she always asks for something in return.
A company was losing out on worker's productivity, and the management decided to look into the issue. After observations, they discovered that the workers' restroom time was in excess.
A store marketing manager noticed that a regular customer named Mr. Jones had not purchased an item for a long time. So, he decided to check up on the man by sending a letter.
Two psychiatrists who both have their offices in the same building often encounter a strange ride in the elevator every morning on their way to work. Each time psychiatrist A got to his floor, he would look back and spit on the face of psychiatrist B.
A woman driving noticed the flash of the traffic camera and became perturbed by that because she believed she had done nothing wrong. This made her try and verify why the camera had taken her picture.
Today's jokes are about a couple of silly knights, including a knight who asked a blacksmith to make him a sword that would slay all of his enemies, but it did not turn out as he planned!
Whoopi Goldberg's granddaughter has bragging rights, and she is not about to let anyone forget it. Her latest social media post showcased four generations of their family, and it got fans curious about her "strong lineage."
This story about an overachieving rooster is bound to make you chuckle. Randy sure is determined, we'll give him that. Because he wants chicks, the farmer goes down the road to the neighboring farm and asks if there is rooster for sale.
A frog stepped into a bank, approached the teller, and requested a $30,000 bank loan using an unbelievable object as the collateral after being asked by the bank worker.
Most times, many people need to send requests to friends, family, colleagues, or even their bosses. While some might have their demands met, others might not. This joke is about an intelligent secretary who has an even smarter boss.
Ever wondered what a lawyer and an accountant do? Well, this joke will explain what top careers do, but in descriptions that share what they actually do!
I found Marie and her son lost and living on the street. She was lost and I knew I had to help her but what I didn't know was that she would change my life forever...
Three vampires decide to have a contest to determine who is the most vicious amongst them. The strongest among them led the trio, boasting over his speed.
Richard tried to get out of his miserable life—his sickly mother, the bedridden anchor of his life, was always dragging him down. He then married a rich man's daughter as a way to get out of it, but he would end up regretting his decisions.
Today's joke is about a doctor who tried to help customers who developed a terrible reaction after they all ate the same meal at an Italian restaurant.
Today's joke is about a couple who bought a new house in a beautiful neighborhood. One day, when the husband left for work, the wife was home alone, and she heard some crazy noises from outside, after which she called her husband, and he had a hilarious suggestion for her.
A man named Tom and his wife had been married for 40 years and decided it was a huge milestone worth celebrating. To make the occasion memorable and befitting, the duo planned a big party.
Today's joke will tickle your funny bones and is about a girl who could not decide whether to stay with her young, loyal groom or the rich old man she had recently met.
“Sex and the City” actor Mikhail Baryshnikov is a father of four children. Baryshnikov had a very saddening and traumatic upbringing growing up, involving both his parents.
Shaquille O'Neal's daughter Amirah does not miss the hoops when she shoots and when she gets shot, the results are often attention-grabbing. Check out her latest post on social media and learn more about the gorgeous basketballer.
One day a bus driver was about his daily business, picking up customers and taking them to their destinations. Around mid-afternoon, a cute-looking elderly lady boarded his bus.
I never liked my own family—call it dysfunctional if you may. But I still could fathom how my sister would betray me like this, twice, even though I helped her and our father out.
During our daily activities, we often experience certain occurrences that only happen at particular moments. Continue reading to find out what these situations are.
Today's jokes are about two older women, including one woman who was on her deathbed and another woman who decided to catch a taxi, which ended in a hilarious way!
Since the dawn of civilization, humankind has been fighting ceaselessly to survive—countries, borders, resources … the list goes on and on. However, there’s one battle that isn't getting talked about enough, and that’s our battle against diseases.
Edward came back home after his failed investment in bitcoin, and eventually, he forced his mother to sign the house over to him; meanwhile, his older brother Jake received a small wooden box instead …
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine once and looking outside from his car's windows. Suddenly, he saw two men along the roadside, and upon close observation, he saw that they were busy eating grass.
Before the invention of air condition, people had to find creative ways of dealing with the excessive heatwaves that they endured during the long summer months.
It was a new week, and a man in an excellent mood got dressed and left his house promptly for the office. Before he stepped out, he kissed his wife and was soon on his way.
A man arrived at work and received numerous negative reports from his personal assistant. The only positive report she has for him will surprise you. Keep reading!
Jealousy consumed my friend: she wanted to have my life and my husband. So she plotted an evil plan to separate us. But karma had another plan for her...