Daily Joke: Private in the Army Was Given an Unusual Weapon for Combat
An army private took to the battlefield with nothing but a dustpan and a broom. The unusual weapons proved effective in slaying the enemies until he met his match.

An army private took to the battlefield with nothing but a dustpan and a broom. The unusual weapons proved effective in slaying the enemies until he met his match.
Today's joke is about a CEO who left three important envelopes to the CEO who was taking over his position. He opened one each time he found himself in a difficult situation.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a man who was talking to his friend named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head that became a giant pumpkin.
Two men, a Greek and an Italian, were seriously arguing about the culture and values of their countries. The Greek man claimed the Italians were their students, but the Italian man believed they were the experts.
Today's joke will make you laugh your heart out, and is about a young man who goes to the church to attend a sermon on the Seven Deadly Sins and decides not to steal a hat.
A young monk joined a new monastery, and he was assigned the job of assisting the other monks in how to copy the ancient canons and the laws of the church manually.
Today's jokes are about two very interesting job interviews, including one man who had five years missing from his resume, and two friends who were up for the same job.
Today's joke is about a woman who noticed that her husband was behaving strangely one night and decided to pen down her thoughts and feelings in her diary.
Today's joke will have you cackling uncontrollably and is about a building worker who accidentally fell from the tenth floor of a building and stunned his co-workers.
One day Neil Armstrong and a friend were enjoying a leisurely afternoon when they had a conversation. At a point, Armstrong's friend was in awe of his achievement as the first man on the moon.
After concluding the funeral ceremony of a young man, his wife, his doctor, and the priest sat on a pew talking. The conversation was interrupted when the priest suddenly said he had a confession to make.
Famous conqueror Genghis Khan was on an exploration trip when he stumbled across a majestic palace in Northern China. The palace was an architectural delight and featured beautiful ornaments and other incredible features.
Supporting once pregnant Partners through their routine is essential. Today's #jokeoftheday is about some pregnant women who attended a pregnancy class with their partners.
A film crew was shooting deep inside the desert. They had an old man who would successfully predict the weather until one day he was nowhere to be found.
Puzzles are a great way to pass the time when we are bored or traveling, and they can be quite fun and stimulating. However, some puzzles just leave us stumped.
Two patients at the mental hospital were taking a walk around the hospital pool. Suddenly one of them jumps into the water, and the other hastily followed to save him.
Today's jokes are all about pig farmers, including one farmer who explained his wooden-legged pig, and another who was trying to raise a litter of 8 piglets!
Today's jokes are about aliens who decided to make contact with Earth, including an alien who spoke to the Pope, and an alien who sent his robot to catch the planet's thieves.
Today's hilarious joke is about two hunters who shot a huge stag. However, they did not quite understand the advice a DNR officer gave them. PLUS another hunter joke!
Today's jokes are about a few men who decided to attend a marriage counseling group session. However, they gave very interesting answers to the counselor.
This doctor’s witty answer is going to make you laugh hard, but this whole joke will make you question a parent's trust in their teenager. A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. James, what’s the problem?”
Today's joke is about a retired man who got a job at a supermarket but started to arrive at work late so his manager called him in for a meeting to discuss the issue.
Today's joke is about a man who decided to show some kindness and offer a stranded woman a lift, but it turned into a trip to the hospital and the man learning very unexpected things about himself!
Today's joke is about a man who was stranded on a deserted island for 10 years when the most beautiful woman swam to shore and treated him to his favorite things!
Little Johnny's family had just moved to a new home in a new city, and he was very excited to explore the new place. His parents had told him he would have his own room, and he could not wait to find it and start unpacking his things.
A boss explained to his workers the reason they should get an education after an illiterate construction worker confronted him on why he was not doing any work.
In life, two things are sure to keep one's mind in awe. Many people are concerned about their wellbeing and often wonder if they are in good health or sick. However, if you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
A man had a nice time at the pub. He showed no restraints with his alcohol intake, downing pint after pint of beer as everyone cheered him on, hailing his tolerance.
One day, a young man attended a self-defense class. After starting his session and performing several practices, the trainer walked up to him at the end of the class to ask for payment.
Today's joke will have you laugh out loud and is about two college students riding a bus together and talking about something taken out of context by a lady sitting next to them.
A brave old woman lost her longtime house in a fire, but she remained optimistic. This was her house from her younger days, but she refused to be sad, as she kept her hope in God.
Seniors can be really funny without even trying. If not due to experience then because of other unforeseen reasons that only make sense in retrospect.
Today's joke is centered around an attorney who asks an engineer to inspect a newly laid construction area and report back with the evidence he has collected.
A woman got involved in an entangled relationship with two men. She was then faced with the challenging decision of choosing who to marry between both suitors.
Driving along a country road one day, a Geologist noticed a beautiful rock formation. He got captivated by the rock's appearance immediately he set eyes on it and pulled over to have a better look at the object.
Hollywood star Garcelle Beauvais gave fans a glimpse into her breathtaking summer vacation with her three sons in a new Instagram photo, flaunting her beach body.
A man was enjoying a leisure day when he decided to call his friend who was an engineer. During the call, the pair engaged in small talks and updates on their lives.
Aliens visited the earth and promised to grant people’s wishes as long as they were not duplicated wishes. So one guy stood on the wishing line, not knowing what to ask for.
A man went for an ice sculpture showcase that hundreds of people attended. At the event, people went around to view the beautiful artworks on display.
A man who believed the earth was flat all his life died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates, he was met with the most surprising realization.
The late Chester Bennington’s widow Talinda Bennington paid tribute to him as she shared their kids remind her of their father. Six children lost their dad years ago.
Today's joke is about the Queen of England, who was speeding to arrive at a US state banquet on time after her plane was delayed, and the rookie cop who pulled her over.
Some rare dollar bills are worth serious money. In fact, the one dollar bill you have in your pocket may actually be worth a lot more than you think.
Many wives probably wonder what their husbands talk about while fishing. A new story reveals that the truth is funnier than what most people would suspect.
A man's loved ones and a priest were by his side while he was on his deathbed. He started to feel as if he was reaching the end of his life, so he decided to read out his will to his wife and their two children.
Today's joke is about the shock the Queen of England and the US President felt when they visited the King of Wakanda to enjoy a banquet at his beautiful palace.
Shirley got herself a new boyfriend—much younger than she was … but her daughter Ashley realized something was off, and she was determined to find out the truth.
John was a highly successful American tradesman and exhibited a bit of an entrepreneurial spirit. He had managed to convince people in the town that glowing trees were an ancient sign of prosperity and well-being.
Today's joke is about a psychiatrist who was conducting a therapy support group session, and four young mothers were in attendance alongside their little kids.
Hearing about how something feels and feeling it for ourselves are two very different things. Kelly Clarkson realized this about her sexuality. The singer revealed during a show how her husband, Brandon Blackstock, was the first man to whom she was ever sexually attracted.