Today's jokes are about a few scientists who found themselves in hilarious situations, including an Ecologist who was presenting at a conference and a medical student who outsmarted a group of scientists.
A wife got back home one evening and met her husband sitting alone in their living room. As she walked in, she greeted him with a kiss on one cheek and asked if he already had lunch.
Jerry Clower once recounted a joke about how a relative changed his testimony to the jury a few hours after an accident while seeking for the insurance company to foot the bill of an injury.
Today's jokes are about a couple of horsemen, including one farmer who was totally shocked when he saw a headless horseman while driving to town with his son.
I got married to the perfect guy who I wanted to be the father of my children. But my heart still belonged to my ex and I ended up making the biggest mistake of my life.
Lee Navarre was famous for portraying one character in a movie series for a very long time. However, when he decided to leave the series, it led to diverse opinions and a funny news headline.
Today's joke is about an elderly man who went to see the doctor and was asked to come back with his semen sample, but he returned with an empty jar. When the doctor asked him the reason, the old man had a hilarious explanation to give.
There are plenty of exciting movies coming this August. Whether you're staying in or going out to the theater this summer, there's something for everyone. So sit back, strap in, and enjoy as we take a look at what's in store for you this August.
As the Olympics 2021 have begun, we have seen how things have changed this year. One of the changes is that there are no spectators in the venue, but some other exciting changes have also occurred over the years.
Today's joke is about a boy who was leading on the points table in the soccer match, when suddenly a ball hit him in the head, rendering him unconscious. When the boy woke up in the hospital, his condition worried the doctor.
This August, things will get much easier for every zodiac sign as we have Jupiter, the planet of luck and opportunities, which takes twelve years to go around the Sun, to influence the present. It is commonly known in astrology that wherever Jupiter goes, he brings growth and luck!
After a Sunday sermon, a pastor announced to the church authorities that they had severe financial issues. But, he had also thought of a way they could solve the problem without much stress.
It was a cool Friday evening at the mall, and the regular activities were going on. The late afternoon rush was over, customers were coming in, purchasing their essentials, and exiting accordingly.
One day, a young woman with a baby in her arm walked into a butcher's shop. As she entered, her eyes darted around the shop before looking at the man sitting behind a huge table.
After three professionals, a doctor, lawyer, and an engineer, visited Afghanistan, they were captured by an extremist group and were made to wait in line for execution.
Old age can be challenging because it’s during this time that one becomes most forgetful. Here are stories that will surely crack you up and have you looking forward to being alive till a ripe old age.
If you've been lamenting the loss of Common Sense, join the club. A newspaper decided to publish an obituary about it for everyone to see.
Today's jokes are about people who were a bit lost in translation, including a man whose limited English got him into serious trouble, and two airport employees who only knew English.
Darci Lynne Farmer, a winner of "America's Got Talent," used one of her puppets to perform a serenade to a very special fan during a show. Farmer enchanted the audience with a unique rendition of Aretha Franklin’s "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman."
I had an accident that left serious injuries in me and affected my reproductive system. This was my husband's fault and I couldn't forgive him for what he's done.
Today's joke is about a nun who desperately needed to use the restroom of a local dive bar. However the experience led to a very hilarious situation for the patrons!
Today's jokes are all set in restaurants, including a couple who were nervous to ask for a takeaway and a man who complained to the waiter about his soup!
Summer is in full swing. But the conclusion of what type of vacation to have is not always candid. The process can cause us stress and tension. Luckily, astrology is here to help!
A man who visited a bar for the first time saw another fellow with a big orange head, so he went over to the strange-looking man to ask why his head was structured in such a manner.
Astrology is at the peak of its popularity. It's deployed everywhere: from TikTok trends to Spotify. For some, it's just about fun; for others – about self-reflection. Rain or shine, few people stay indifferent. Have you wondered about the five questions you always wanted to ask an astrologer?
Today's joke is about a businessman who was on his way to an important presentation when he stopped by a little barbershop to get a haircut. He then came back to the barbershop again after two weeks, this time with a set of specifications.
A young cowboy walked into a Montana cafe situated on an isolated lane. As he entered, he was greeted with the warm air and mixed odor of food, drinks, and people inside the cafe.
It was Friday and the end of a long week, so a man closed from work and decided to spend some time with his friend. It was the friend’s birthday and he was celebrating that same evening.
One sunny day after a trial and stressful court proceedings, a wealthy art collector, Saul, got a call from his New York attorney, Jack. With all the bad news he had constantly been receiving, he grudgingly answered the call.
Today's joke will tickle your funny bones and is about a young man who went to confession to seek forgiveness but ending up alarming the priest with his somewhat stark revelations.
The divorce is finalized at last—but I don't feel that freedom that I was longing for. Sure, my husband cheated on me, bought his mistress diamond earrings when our kids were starving—I was glad I got rid of him … but there's still something missing.
Today's joke will have you cackling and is about an elderly man on his deathbed who decided to find out which of his three sons was the laziest. He asked them three questions and judged them based on their answers.
Three cowboys were in a bar and discussing life's meaning. As they talked, they delved deeper into the topic of reincarnation. They explored the possibility of reincarnation and asked each other what they would like to come back as if they had the chance to do so.
A deaf man started working for the town's most feared Mafia gang because they agreed he was the best man and would never overhear their conversations. However, one day, he lost their cash.
Lawyers! Lawyers! Lawyers! Today's jokes are all about lawyers who found themselves in difficult but hilarious situations, including one lawyer who was stuck on a boat in shark-invested water!
Demetria McKinney is remembered by many for her role as Janine Shelton–Payne on Tyler Perry's “House of Payne.” She’s also an incredible singer and her voice has earned her some important roles in the film industry.
There was once a married couple living happily together. The couple had enjoyed decades of marital bliss and were madly in love with each other until one day; they discovered something unexpected.
Here's a look back at the original cast members of the famous series, and what they have been keeping themselves busy with. IBT Times assembled a quick look back at the original cast members of the show for the fans' enjoyment.
Today's joke is about a special Olympic event that was held to see who had fathered the most men. A Brit, American, and Filipino entered, and the results were very interesting.
"The Carol Burnett Show" was one of the most iconic late-night shows in television history. Of all its iconic skits, the most memorable skits was, of course, the one of the dentist.
Today's jokes are all inspired by the Olympics, including an English athlete, a French athlete, and a Russian athlete who were discussing life's greatest pleasures, and a few other jokes about the Olympics.
A 70-year-old widow wished to find a suitable partner and marry again, so she tried all means to make it happen. At one point, she decided to publish an advertisement on a newspaper.
Today's joke will have you laughing uncontrollably, and is about a student who managed to trick her teacher into letting her leave the class during a lecture on con artists
A regular shopper at Home Depot undergoes a somewhat queer experience. He becomes victim to a clever scam and decides to warn other people to be careful and spread the word amongst their family and friends.
A short and scruffy-looking man walked into an upscale bar one evening and ordered a scotch. The bartender looked at the man's appearance and immediately tried to dismiss him so he wouldn't annoy his exclusive customers.
Brain got a contract to paint lines on a road and on the first day, he successfully painted 2km of the road. His boss was very impressed, but as work continued the next day, he could complete only 1km of the road.
Hot summers and heat waves have always been a struggle for humankind—while we do happen to have air-conditioning these days, those who came before us (and before ACs were invented) weren't so lucky. Here's how they cope with that.
Today's joke is about a Veterinarian and a doctor who decide to meet outside of work and reflect upon their career choices. Both the medical professionals share the pros of their work life, but the vet's reply will have you laughing out loud.
A Television crew was on an assignment to interview people in the countryside about their lives and daily work. They soon met with a farmer and explained their mission.
America has a rich culinary history, and most of it involves delicious meals. But there's a strange side to American food that you don't know about, and its not what you expect. Let's take a look at the strangest food in American history.
