Today's #jokeoftheday is about Little Johnny, whose confessions with a priest proved useful in the end. After opening up about his sins, the priest pestered him some more.
A drunk man was coming from a nightclub at dawn and as he strolled down, he walked into a military camp. When he got into the military yard, he pulled down his pants and started urinating on one of the camp's flowerbeds.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a rich, good-looking man and his wife. The wealthy man felt he was too spectacular for his wife and decided that he wanted a divorce from her.
On a Monday morning, a man stepped into the office, checked his emails, and noticed he had a message from Johnny, his neighbor's little kid. He looked it up and saw a piece of very shocking news.
Today's joke is about a moth that went to see a doctor. He had a load of complaints, and it was so much that the doctor lost count and was also at a loss of how to help.
Todays' #jokeoftheday is about a young man from the old days of the west. He went in search of a job at a salon, and after getting the job, the owner gave him a warning he didn't see coming.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a young man who visited his grandfather to inquire about how he lost his legs. After the grandpa narrated the ordeal, he found the story intriguing.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a man who lived near an old Alzheimer’s patient. Every day, he had to painfully remind the old man that his wife was dead, and here is what happened one day.
A little boy went shopping with his grandfather at a mall. While strolling around in the mall, the boy realized that he had lost his grandpa. He tried searching for the older man, but when he couldn't find him, he approached a uniformed security guard.
Today's funny story is about two friends who went out golfing. The friends were having a good time when they noticed a funeral procession passing along their golf course.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a millionaire who needed to employ a housekeeper and had many things in consideration. At the top of his list was the need for good personal hygiene, so the employer devised a test.
In today's joke, a mom and dad were walking down the boulevard as they took a stroll with their newborn baby. As they moved, a passerby stopped to admire their bay.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a wealthy man from Wyoming who became the district head of several villages. He decided he needed a secretary to introduce and sing his praises to the citizens.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an 88-year-old woman who got married at 80 for the fourth time. During an interview with a local news station, here is what she revealed.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about two friends who got on each other's nerves. As they fought, another friend watched and tried to understand the reason for their anger.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a woman whose husband went missing. She went to report the case at a police station. Speaking to a police officer in the station, here is what happened.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who noticed the calm rapport between a mother and her toddler while grocery shopping. He was amazed and wanted to know the woman's secret.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an older citizen who shared an exciting secret about himself. The 100-year-old grandfather was celebrating his birthday and decided to talk about his incredible shape.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a woman who needed to make a trip from Chicago. After she called the traveling agency, the staff in charge of her call was left confused.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a young pilot who participating in his flying lessons with the pilot instructor when the instructor suddenly had a heart attack. The pilot called for help but the response he got was shocking.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who was going insane with boredom. He decided to find other ways to entertain himself and went on vacation. However, he witnessed something unusual.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who got interested in monkeys. He walked into a village and boldly announced that he would buy all the monkeys present.
Today's Joke is about James Bond's escapade at a bar where he met a beautiful young lady. He was attracted to her and decided to have a unique conversation with her.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an old tired dog that went to the neighbor's house every day where he would lay down and sleep. The owner of the house decided to find out what was going on.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a bear and a rabbit that were walking through the forest, and they came upon a magic golden frog that decided to grant them three wishes each.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a man who was advised to take time out and learn foreign languages. The advisor did have a string of reasons for giving such advice.
A husband walked up to his wife and informed her that some guests were coming over. He asked his wife what was for dinner, and she told him they had just one food at home.
The cuteness and loveliness of some of the domestic animals around us are well known by all. Some of these cuties can get one captivated. But while many people are pet lovers, some can not just stand the sight of them.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a young man Jack who broke up with his girlfriend and met a pretty lady at the bar. He decided to buy her a drink and see if he could get lucky.
A deer walked into a bar, looking downhearted as he sat by the barkeep. Placing his order, he explained to the barkeep how he had lost a patient. The barkeep brought his drink, and they engaged in a conversation.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a bar that had a physically strong bartender. The bar was so confident in the strength of the bartender that they placed a bet on him.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who was traveling through a deserted road, and this went just fine until he hit a cat on the way. He was quite solemn as he decided to notify the owner of the cat.
A man was very embarrassed after his ringtone went off during a church sermon. The man's phone caused an unexpected interruption amongst the congregation.
A city slicker who newly moved into a neighborhood was trying to get his mule in a barn, but the mule wouldn't enter. The mule had an oversized ear which prevented his entry.
An old man needed to go through an urgent surgery. As he laid on the operating table, the man called out to the nurses insisting that he wanted his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, to be the doctor in charge.
Today's #Jokeoftheday is about a woman who told her granddaughter that her birthday was the only birthday she remembered. The granddaughter thought it was sweet until she heard the reason.
A newly married man made an interesting discovery in the attic of his new home. The man went to keep some new items in his attic when he found a chest locked in the corner of the attic.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a pilot who was mid-air with his passengers. After a while, he decided to welcome them on board. However, the turn of events was unexpected.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a young couple who were on a doctor's appointment to try to get solutions on their inability to have a baby. Here's what the doctor concluded.
Mrs. Fenton had taken it upon herself to go shopping accompanied by her darling husband, Mr. Fenton, after they retired. Mrs. Fenton always insisted her husband followed her whenever she visited the K-Mart store.
Love is beautiful as it is unpredictable. When the affection between two people is tested, the results can be quite shocking. A newly married couple's blossoming romance hit a brick wall when they met a dangerous dog.
A man named Rhys looked out the window of his boathouse after heavy rain fell and saw that everywhere was clean and the rain had washed off the dirt. He smiled and knew the rest of the day would be fun.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a mom who had her hands full with work and caring for her kids. This tired mom outlined how her day went, and anyone would admit it was a long one.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about three friends who got stuck in a desert and stumbled on a magic lamp. They had different wishes, but little did they know that it would affect them the same way.
Today's joke is about a driver who a patrol officer pulled over for going above the speed limit. However, he proceeded to tell the officer he committed some other crime.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a man who made a delivery to the local mental asylum and has an interesting conversation with the doctor at the institution.
Jennifer Lopez recently reminded her fans that she is not only a Hollywood sensation but also a fashion icon. The actress looked stunning in a mellow yellow skirt and metallic gold boots.
Riddles are a great form of entertainment. However, they can also be used as tools of learning. Today's #Riddleoftheday involves a clever game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
Our zodiac signs have an impact on our personalities, strengths, and weaknesses more than we can imagine. Here are zodiac signs that are most gullible and others that don’t believe anything.
There are twelve Zodiac signs. Each of these Zodiacs is represented by unique characteristics. Today's #horoscopes are centered on the signs that enjoy following a plan and those who are impulsive by nature.
