Daily Joke: Woman on a Blind Date Asks Man What He Does for a Living
Dan had been trying to get a girlfriend for a while, but nothing was going his way. He then thought about making a few changes and finding a different approach.

Dan had been trying to get a girlfriend for a while, but nothing was going his way. He then thought about making a few changes and finding a different approach.

Today's daily jokes are about dying wishes! One man wanted to spend as much time with his wife as he could, while another man had a special wish for his three sons!
A man flew to Vegas on the weekend to gamble. He had saved some cash from the bit of salary he made. He planned to triple the amount so he would be a wealthy man when he returned home.
After years of keeping the galaxy safe, the power Jedi, Obi Wan Kenobi decided that he wanted to change his profession. So he decided he would become a marriage counselor and a familiar face came to visit him!
One day a man had to dress up in a gorilla suit to keep the zoo open. At first, his attraction received a lot of attention from the visitors, but he had to come up with a plan when people started losing attraction.
Passengers on a flight from London to New York were in for a big surprise, when when the intercom for the cockpit turned on and they received an alarming message from the captain.
Two police officers on duty were walking across a busy road when they found a mirror. Curious, the first officer picked the object up and stared at it immensely.
A husband was late from work, and he told his wife he won't be around for dinner. She then enjoyed the food with her lover and was cozying up with him when suddenly, her husband walked in on her.
Mc Donald’s found ways to reinvent itself through pop culture. After the success with the BTS, Travis Scott and JBalvin merches the latest collab is with the rapper Saweetie.
The teaser for "Spider-Man: No Way Home" has given fans a glimpse of what they can expect, especially when it comes to villains, such as the return of characters such as Doctor Octopus and Green Goblin.
The teaser trailer for "Spider-Man: No Way Home" has finally been revealed, causing goosebumps around the world due to the number of surprises that may come with the movie's release.
Alana Thompson is all grown-up and wishes to leave her television alter-ego, Honey Boo Boo in the past. Although she embraces the nickname, she doesn't wish to be known by it anymore.
Today's jokes are all about sicknesses! A lemon developed a terrible cold after walking home in the rain, and a wife was not sure if she should call in sick for her husband!
Like most kids, 9-year-old Emma is a typical child who loves to read and paint. One day while she was out in the park with her mom, she told her mother that she wanted to become a writer in the future.
A drunk man was wiggling down a street at 4 am when police officers noticed his movement. They drove their vehicle towards him and parked in front of him. Two policemen emerged from the car to interrogate him.
It was already late at night when a taxi driver saw a strikingly beautiful woman standing alone on the roadside. He picked up the pretty stranger who stayed silent during their trip. When the driver finally stopped at the woman's destination, he realized it was a graveyard.
A man is lost in his way and ends up in a graveyard where 3 young ladies were passing through. At first, they were happy to be in his company at such a scary place, but then they later regretted it.
Carl and John met in a bar after a long time. They had both become busy in their lives and barely got a chance to even speak on the phone, so they decided to make the most of their time together. Soon, they began drinking and left the bar in a drunken start.
A man was on a bus heading home from golf with his pockets full. He forgot his bag at home so he had to keep all his golf balls in his pockets. It caught the attention of an attractive lady sitting next to him.
A company was on the lookout for someone who could pack items. The sole requirement for the job was being able to count from 1 to 10 in order. So they put out a job advertisement, and the very next day, a couple of candidates showed up.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an older lady driver who had a bad tire. She was in motion when one of her tires got punctured, so she pulled over, and here's what happened next.
There was once a man who would often visit a local bar, either with his friends or his girlfriend. One day, he came to the bar all alone, and when asked about his girlfriend, he told the bartender he was trying a long-distance relationship with her.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a couple who couldn't decide how to celebrate their wedding anniversary. The husband had some ideas on what to get his wife, but it appeared she wasn't interested.
From BFFs to arch-foes: YouTubers Gabbie Hanna and Jessi Smiles are fighting a public battle on YouTube Land since 2015 -- and the drama seems to be endless.
The ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ trailer is out, and fans went crazy when it revealed the return of a supposedly dead villain. Now, theories of others villains return is all over the internet.
Big Hit and Nave announced a partnership that would be the “new era for music.” But misinformation around the merge left fans confused: What will happen with Naver VLive and Weverse current content?
Marvel Studios just released the teaser trailer for "Spider-Man: No Way Home," and the hope for the multi-verse story has just become a reality with the help of Dr. Strange.
Gimlet Media and Spotify have collaborated to produce an audio drama based on a fictional character named Richard Brown Winters, a magnificent author.
A family once adopted an adorable kitten. Soon, the little furry animal became a member of their family. He was playful and cute, but also loved throwing tantrums. But one day, the mother asked her son to send the cat away, not knowing what awaited her.
One priest, a rabbi, and a preacher were on a boat ride when the rabbi told the other boat occupants that he was hungry. He jumped out of the boat and moved towards the land where he got some snacks.
A man was coming back after a long and exhausting workday. But before heading home, he decided to stop by a park for some fresh air and began strolling around, enjoying the breathtaking view. While walking, he came across a small lake with ducks.
Three rulers had a long day at work, discussing the state of peace in their countries. Their quest for a solution was quite tasking, and they spent the whole day working.
Kelvin and Jake were very close friends who supported each other when needed. The pair had similar ideas for success, and daily, the friends work towards becoming wealthy.
A hard-working attorney was stuck in his office one day with a pile of documents that needed attention. The lawyer didn't even realize that he was the only one left in the office.
I returned to California after spending nearly two years in Rome. One of the strange experiences that I had had with my friends was trying seafood, which I could barely eat. So when I came back home, I decided to try an octopus for dinner, but the waiter told me there was a slight problem.
Legendary comedian Chris Farley led a self-destructive life before passing away in his early thirties. Some of his close acquaintances recalled his disturbing final days.
An English lady who traveled to Switzerland realized she had fallen in love with the small town she visited. So she searched for a house to rent, and by the time she returned to her country, she realized the house was missing a WC.
Since Gabbie Hanna left Vine and started her YouTube channel, she’s been in countless scandals and fights. One of the latest ones is involving the producers of ‘Escape the Night.’ Understand here.
A woman blames herself for the accident that left her husband crippled, but she didn't know about the secret he was hiding, a secret that would transform her life
Like 2020, the year 2021 has been unconventional in many ways. With the rise of new variants of COVID-19, celebrities launching into space, and many more, this year has been quite the ride.
One evening, a man went to a local bar to have some drinking and decided to do a little side business. He announced to everyone present that there was a fire-outbreak at one of the biggest warehouses in the area.
In 1939, a country's army marched across the border of their enemy land. As they moved near the edges, they heard a loud voice, and with the speaker's strong accent, the army knew it was an enemy.
The female builders were working on a house one day. While hammering nails into a part close to the roof on different ladders, the first builder kept throwing some of the pins over her shoulder.
Mary was a regular parishioner at the church, and often paid a visit to the priest in private with her husband. However, for the past two weeks, neither Mary nor her husband showed up. Finally, after missing service for two Sundays, Mary returned with a piece of news.
A boy moved into a new house with his parents. One day, he was playing with his pet dog in the garden. Suddenly, the dog disappeared and the boy's parents ran to find him. In the meantime, the house caught fire, worrying the little boy.
A young couple, unfortunately, died while they were on the way to their wedding. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter a forbidden question.
A father starts to believe that his daughter can predict the future after a couple of incidents. It all began when her prayers started to change in several instances.
A man couldn't decide what to buy for his wife on her birthday. He was terrible at selecting thoughtful gifts and had often faced her disagreement on numerous occasions in the past. So eventually, he decided to buy her an adorable pug.
Iconic actress Florence Henderson, the matriarch of the hit TV series "The Brady Bunch," had an almost perfect on-screen family, but off the screen, her children wished their mom was like the woman they watched on TV.
Headspace and Spotify have teamed up to launch “Sunday Scaries by Headspace,” a new podcasts series to help those dealing with the anxiety starting the week ahead.