Three men were escorted to the execution ground to proceed with their judgments. The first man was given a chance to choose how to be executed, and he picked the guillotine.
A mathematician was tired of his boring daily routine. He wanted more fun in his life, so he decided to become a volunteer firefighter on his weekends.
It was the weekend, and a doctor who was off duty decided to go to a party. He planned on having some fun, but he soon found out it was not going to be, so he tried to get a solution.
One day five surgeons gathered during lunchtime to discuss their best time at work and their favorite patients. The first surgeon noted that he preferred to treat accountants.
One cool and breezy summer afternoon, three Marines were on vacation in Seattle. They decided to enjoy a few drinks in a local bar, and couldn't help compare it to the bars they had back home.
Three Italian nuns died, and when they appeared at the magnificent heaven's gate, they had the option to choose to be reborn and live for six more months.
Two friends planned to kill a wealthy man who lived in a camper and take all his money. They believed it would be good to know everything about him, so they decided to be his friend.
A widow had a clever idea after her late husband made her promise to bury him with all his money.
For the 2021 Video Music Awards, MTV will bring the biggest stars of the year for the world premiere performance. The list includes top names such as Olivia Rodrigo, Lil Nas X, Machine Gun Kelly, and Lorde.
The fans of ‘Emily in Paris,’ j'ai de bonnes nouvelles! Netflix decided to keep Emily in Paris a little longer and shoot a second season, and they're officially back!
A man found residence in a new neighborhood. But while settling down in his new home, he got the word that the surrounding area was considered unsafe, especially in the dark hours of the night.
A teacher was briefing her class on the importance of staying fair and avoiding cheating at all possible costs. She kept emphasizing the point that cheating was a bad habit to adopt, and nobody respected cheaters and liars in society.
One day, a man went to the cemetery to visit his late mother. He put flowers on her grave and then prayed. He also shared fun things happening in his life.
A class was in progress and the teacher was talking to her students regarding the importance of their final examination. Suddenly, a smart-ass student named Johnny raised his hand and asked a weird question.
A centipede, an ant, and a spider were organizing a party, and they all got together so that the party could go well. The trio gathered all the necessary props and put them in place.
A lawyer on vacation in Texas was driving down a secluded road and ignored a stop sign. He didn't think his disobedience was a big deal until he got pulled over by a sheriff.
One day, my Sociology class was in progress, and everyone sat in silence as they sifted through the reading material. Our professor had a policy that we could use our mobile phones for text messaging during class, so long as they did not ring during the lecture.
Three wealthy friends, confirmed to be on the former Millionaire list, try to outsmart themselves by demonstrating innovative technologies and ways of communication during an outing.
Three insurance salesmen, each good at what they do, sat in a bar on a Friday night, bragging about the speed of their services and how much they have accomplished.
Here is an interesting joke about two aliens who embarked on a mission to explore earth before making their first contact with the occupants of the planets.
Today's jokes are all about funny situations that happened to married couples, including a couple enjoy an anniversary cruise and a couple who got a surprise visit from the neighbor!
A farmer welcomed a fourth-grade class to his farm for a school field trip. He showed them all of his farm animals, but when the group got to the cows, a chaperone asked a very interesting question!
Today's joke is about a stewardess who was working on a transatlantic flight and wanted to settle down for the evening after a very busy day, but she was interrupted but a rude complaint!
My wife, Camilla, and I are a typical American family from Chicago; we live in the suburbs and both work at the headquarters of a large international company. We have a good little son Jimmy.
Bartenders often share the best stories of situations that happen while on the job. A customer who has had a few too many drinks can make a lot peoples day. Enjoy this bartender joke.
One day, a mother and her son went to the hospital for a routine check-up. As they waited for the doctor who was in surgery, the little boy got impatient and started to look around for more interesting things to do.
Mickey was our only son, and my husband and I loved him very much. One day, we were camping in the forest when suddenly, I noticed my son's gloomy mood. Clearly, something was bothering him, and I had no idea what it was.
An Italian businessman visited Indonesia for a business trip and lodged in a hotel. As an Italian, he possessed an excellent dislike for Indonesian food.
A person who moved to Chicago decided to document their first Christmas in the state of Illinois in their diary. They loved it for a while, but eventually, it was all too much!
Two little snakes were sent over by their mother to another pit to hiss. They were, however, sent back by a bigger snake that previously frequented their pit.
A host was very anxious because about 50% of his guest whom he invited for his party had not shown up three hours after the scheduled time.
A psychiatrist once decided to conduct a test on a group of soldiers at the end of the second world war, to determine how safe it was to reinstate them into society.
A man aspired to become a pilot and worked very hard to realize his lifelong dream. However, there was one small inconvenience that could hinder his progress: he had terrible eyesight. But he was determined to make things happen.
A woman was eager to lose weight, but her efforts did not bear any fruit. So, she decided to enlist the help of a doctor for better results.
For today’s dose of laughter, two cowboys showed their famed skills in situations they rectified with some quick thinking that involved saloons, beer, and horses.
A woman was seeking serious help from a doctor because her intimate life was almost non-existence. However, the doctor never expected the result he got!
A secretary told her husband that she had to go on a business trip with her boss. He then called his mistress, who then had to cancel her piano lesson, but what happened next?
Dave was a young man in his mid-twenties who was on a desert safari ride for his vacation. After having a nice time, he was headed back to his hotel, but suddenly, a mysterious-looking man stopped him. To his surprise, the man was none other than a robber.
I am Tom, a 35-year-old man from Minnesota. I married my wife in my late twenties, and we both lived in Milwaukee for years, enjoying marital bliss, joy, and happiness. But it all came crumbling down in November 2020.
Jock McTavish and McGregor were lifelong buddies and brothers. Their friendship dated back all the way to their school days. However, one day, McTavish was on his deathbed, and he asked his best friend for a small favor.
Today's jokes are all about light bulbs. Including Little Johnny who said a light bulb was food, and a college student who cleverly answered his professor's question about light bulbs!
Two children were given piglets by their parents. The brothers were excited about their gifts, but they had one issue, they did not know how to tell their piglets apart.
A baby polar bear was watching his mother as she searched for seals on the frozen ice cover. He looked at her innocently and with a curious expression. Mother polar bear saw her baby's face, and immediately realized that something was bothering him, so she decided to ask him what was wrong.
One day, Little Johnny was flying from New York to Chicago to meet his grandparents. He decided to read a book to while away the time. Much to his surprise, the person sitting next to him was looking for small talk.
A very thirsty man walked into a bar and sat down. He waited for a while to get the bartender's attention, and while at it, a regular customer sitting next to him informed the bartender that he wanted another Waterloo.
Two men were dealing with some interesting household matters, including a pool boy who seduced all the women in the neighborhood, and a man looking to reduce household costs.
Why would a man have a snail on this head? Well in this joke, a bartender was wondering the same thing when a new customer walked into his bar. He became so curious that he had to ask what happened!
A couple was having dinner at a fantastic eatery when a beautiful young woman walked up to the table, gave the man a peck, and called the man "sweetie," noting that she would see him later.
Living with your parents past the age of 30 might sound like a crime to most of you, while some might think that living with them after you turn 20 is unacceptable. Surprisingly, some countries allow children to spend their entire life living with their parents in the same house.
I've been dating Alan for over six months, and we had everything good. We spent a lot of time hanging out like going for walks or picnics. Although I'm in no hurry to get married, it feels like we will soon become a family.
