Butter is so useful! You can use it to make delicious baked treats or spread on a piece of warm fresh bread. However, these jokes show that perhaps it had different uses!
Today's joke is about a soldier who showed up for military training but forgot to bring along his gun. Not knowing what to do, the forgetful soldier heeds the sergeant's advice and continues the training.
Today's pirate jokes will have you laughing out loud, with the first joke about a pirate who never lost a battle and the second one centered around a pirate captain and his first mate making landfall in Madagascar.
Today's jokes will have you laughing your heart out, with the first joke about an older woman who finds out she's pregnant, and another joke about an elderly lady who calls the front desk to register a complaint.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a young man who visited his grandfather to inquire about how he lost his legs. After the grandpa narrated the ordeal, he found the story intriguing.
A guy walked into a library and saw a girl reading. He admired her and asked if he could sit next to her, but her response would go on to leave him shocked and embarrassed.
Three men, all professionals in different fields, are hunting in the cold wilderness of northern Canada. On their way, the weather became unfavorable, and they scrambled for survival.
A young schoolboy walked into a grocery store and read a long list of items to the store clerk. After a while, his questions became irritating to the clerk, but the boy had achieved his aim.
A guy saw a woman walk past him in the park and felt they had a connection. So he walked closely with her until she noticed something weird about his company.
Here's a joke about a man who moved into a new neighborhood in New York City, but he could get no rest because of his loud neighbor. He then got helped by a muscular man.
Divorced Glenn Plummer, who thrilled movie lovers with his performance in the 90s drama "South Central," has grown older, looks unrecognizable now, and has two adorable daughters.
Lisa Marie Presley is a popular name known worldwide for her musical talents and for being the sole heir of Elvis Presley. Very few people know of Lisa Marie’s devotion to her four children.
Here's a recipe on how to make the best banana cake without the other ingredients that can gain weight. Banana cake is prepared using the banana as a primary ingredient and typical cake ingredients such as flour, sugar, and milk.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a man who lived near an old Alzheimer’s patient. Every day, he had to painfully remind the old man that his wife was dead, and here is what happened one day.
A little boy went shopping with his grandfather at a mall. While strolling around in the mall, the boy realized that he had lost his grandpa. He tried searching for the older man, but when he couldn't find him, he approached a uniformed security guard.
Today's jokes are all about changing a name, including a man who changed his name in honor of his mother and the name changes a working document goes through.
This kitchen would come in handy in real life as a person can only hear their name if they are in it! The house residents found a way to valid life's uncomfortable questions!
Do you have an interesting or unique name? Well, the jokes below are all about people who had unusual names and the hilarious situations that followed because of it.
Couple has been together for five years and husband suspects that baby isn’t his and DNA test confirms he’s not the baby’s father. But his wife is a loyal woman and it can’t be possible.
Today's jokes are about the exciting game of golf with the first joke centered around four elderly golf players and the second one about the unusual pairing of a lion and cat.
Today's jokes are about a housekeeper who asked the homeowner for a pay raise in the most unusual way and a young man who keeps making excuses to ask his father for money.
Today's jokes are about little Johhny, who left his teacher surprised with his smart responses. The first joke is about what Johnny wants to be when he grows up, and the other one centers around his spontaneous and intelligent answers.
Today's funny story is about two friends who went out golfing. The friends were having a good time when they noticed a funeral procession passing along their golf course.
Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, and his wife Camilla, stepped out for a lavish night out, but eagle-eyed fans spotted something usual about the 72-year-old’s hands in the pictures which were shared from the night.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a millionaire who needed to employ a housekeeper and had many things in consideration. At the top of his list was the need for good personal hygiene, so the employer devised a test.
Sam was bullied at school for being too smart but life turned things around -- now he's a successful entrepreneur with a kind heart and he teaches his bully an important lesson.
In today's joke, a mom and dad were walking down the boulevard as they took a stroll with their newborn baby. As they moved, a passerby stopped to admire their bay.
After the recent racist backlash Black England soccer players faced after the Euro 2020 final over the weekend, Prince William spoke up. Fans have since called him hypocritical.
Three friends were out on a beach enjoying summertime; a few hours into the hangout, they decided to quench their thirst by taking different cool drinks as the sun became hotter.
A guy got a job at a zoo, and for each of his tasks, his clumsiness got the best of him. Finally, tired of what had happened, he decided to leave his job.
Today's jokes are about two children who order pizza over the phone and a man who calls up Pizza Hut to place an order but is astounded by the response he gets.
Today's joke revolves around a smart man who knew his way around the border all too well and left the border patrol officer speechless and confused.
Today's jokes are centered around a couple who were in the process of deciding names for their baby, and a husband who ended up surprising his wife by making a comment she never saw coming.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a wealthy man from Wyoming who became the district head of several villages. He decided he needed a secretary to introduce and sing his praises to the citizens.
Bianca was humiliated by a girl in school due to her genetic condition—but little did they expect how things would turn out for them in the end. Both of them learned a valuable lesson.
In the Viking kingdom, a man named Ulf was said to be the meanest person in all of the lands. However, Ulf has an encounter that changed him forever.
Retirement is supposed to be a relaxing and joyous time, however, the neighbors of a retired General were annoyed by how he chose to enjoy his retirement!
Michael Douglas cannot hold back his excitement after his TV series "The Kominsky Method" received a whopping six nominations. He is ecstatic that the season has ended with multiple nominations.
Today's joke is about a woman who wanted to enjoy some baking, but her day turned upside down when she went to ask her neighbor for a cup of sugar. It also tells the story of the little red man.
Need a good laugh? Check out these jokes that include a man trying to understand the youth's fashion choices and two hilarious situations that happened at a barbershop!
A rich man humiliates another father at a Little League game in which both their sons are playing because the poorer man can't afford to give his boy expensive gifts
Actress Naya Rivera got engaged to musician Big Sean seven years before her 2020 death. However, they never got to walk down the aisle and say “I do” to each other because of cheating rumors.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an 88-year-old woman who got married at 80 for the fourth time. During an interview with a local news station, here is what she revealed.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about two friends who got on each other's nerves. As they fought, another friend watched and tried to understand the reason for their anger.
After dying, a man waited to be transported to heaven. However, excitement got the better of him, leading to consequences he absolutely did not see coming.
During an episode of “Little People, Big World,” Amy Roloff revealed that she was uncomfortable with her fiancé bonding with her ex-husband. Fans have since berated her for her views.
Had any hilarious situations happened between you and your siblings? Well, today's jokes are all about brothers who created some pretty fun situations!
Today's jokes will have you laughing at three people who did not quite understand their situations! If you thought these jokes were funny, send them to a friend to share the laughter!
A police officer was patrolling an area at nighttime when he saw a car parked on the side of the road. He noticed that the car's windows were covered in steam. Curious as to what was happening inside, he decided to walk over and have a look for himself.
Today's jokes are about two people who had serious problems and decided to pay a visit to a psychologist. Including one man with serious sleeping problems, and another with a shopping addiction.
