Flynn came home totally drunk, and he tried avoiding a confrontation with his wife, who was already in bed. He devised a means to enter the house unnoticed.
Today's jokes will have you laughing out loud! One farmer tried to get advice about his marriage from his doctor, while another farmer helped a young city couple out of the mud. Can you imagine being in these situations?
Need a good laugh? These jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing about a few hilarious situations that took place at an insane asylum, including patients who wanted to escape and another man who heard chanting.
Today's jokes are all about people eating sandwiches, including three men who did not want their sandwiches and a celebrity trying the best sandwich in the world.
Check out this fun advice on how to write a great paper! We cannot promise that it will actually help you ace that essay, but it might give you a laugh or two!
Karen decided to file a divorce with her husband since he couldn't get her a used convertible. But as life would have it, she would come to deeply regret her decision.
Today's joke will serve as a handy guide for all the Americans who wish to travel to France. If you or anyone in your friends or family are planning a vacation to the French Republic anytime soon, this one's for you.
Having intruders in your house can be a scary experience, and such events can haunt people for a very long time. There may be scenarios where people fear that someone might break into their house, and this joke tells a similar story.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a woman who needed to make a trip from Chicago. After she called the traveling agency, the staff in charge of her call was left confused.
Today's joke is about a clumsy man who has been in a terrible situation and shows up at his friend's place to vent his pent-up feelings. If you've ever had an awkward friend or still do, you might relate to this joke on a much deeper level.
Television personality Meghan McCain doesn’t believe in just waiting for Valentine’s Day to celebrate her love for her husband. She recently took to social media with a beautiful tribute to him.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a young pilot who participating in his flying lessons with the pilot instructor when the instructor suddenly had a heart attack. The pilot called for help but the response he got was shocking.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who was going insane with boredom. He decided to find other ways to entertain himself and went on vacation. However, he witnessed something unusual.
Some people have the wrong idea about the elderly, fooled by their appearance and diminishing abilities, taken then for helpless and innocent being when in reality they know every trick from the book.
A pilot was whisked away for questioning after he accidentally landed in a secret Air Force base. After background checks, he was released and asked not to inform anyone of the location. However, his following action will shock you.
An old cowboy took a walk to a local barbershop for a clean shave and a haircut. He explained to the barber that he couldn't get a clean shave because of his wrinkled skin and the barber had a piece of unique equipment for it.
Shirley tried to ask her boss at work for some money so that she could buy new clothes for her kids. But in the end, she got much more than what she asked for.
A teacher instructed her pupils to go home and ask their parents to narrate stories with morals to them. The pupils were to tell the stories in the next class.
Today's joke is about a young farmer who eventually succeeds in meeting the girl of his dreams. His "love at first sight" turns into an interesting encounter and leads in a direction he never saw coming.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about a man who got interested in monkeys. He walked into a village and boldly announced that he would buy all the monkeys present.
Two friends went out for a skiing adventure and encountered a terrible blizzard. So, they spent the night in a beautiful widow's barn and continued the following day. Nine months later, one of the friends got a letter with shocking content.
Today's jokes are all about people who visited pet stores looking for different animals, including one man who purchased an insect, a girl looking for bunnies, and a man asking for an interesting pet.
Today's jokes are about a few older gentlemen, including three brothers over the age of 90, who were very forgetful, and a Navajo elder who shared a message for the moon.
Today's joke is about a mine owner who wanted to test his three sons, to see who deserved promotion in the company. So he gave them a test. The results were hilarious.
Today's joke is about a woman who went to the veterinary clinic for her ill duck, but the medical bill ran high after she questioned the vet's verdict.
There's nothing wrong with having a little fun, so long as you know how to keep the game going. The same happened with a cowboy who was almost caught in his bluffing act, until something unexpected happened that saved his day.
A teenager steals money from her mother's purse and when she finds out she decides to teach him a lesson and he decides to own up and tell him the truth in the end
Today's jokes show how funny family dynamics are, including a boyfriend who visited his girlfriend's family, and child who wanted to know where people come from, and a little girl at a family dinner.
American comedian and actor George Lopez has been bringing smiles to people's faces since 1980. Find out more about his ex-wife and organ donor activist, Ann Lopez, and their beautiful daughter, Mayan Lopez.
Today's joke is about a couple who were having a fantastic time playing with their pet dog. However, something unexpected happened, which ruined all the fun, and the couple had to take necessary measures to rectify the situation.
A rich woman humiliates an innocent waitress throughout the evening. Not long after, she regrets her actions when karma makes her learn a lesson the hard way.
Today's Joke is about James Bond's escapade at a bar where he met a beautiful young lady. He was attracted to her and decided to have a unique conversation with her.
A group of drunk and rude teenagers took cover at the bus stop beside Mrs. Hudson, a gentle old lady. But the girls disrespected the lady several times and got what they deserved.
Today's jokes about two sons and their relationships with women, including one guy who wanted to keep his relationship secret and another who had a hard time getting a girlfriend.
A woman was getting her hair done in preparation for a trip to Rome. While at it, she told the hairdresser about her journey and was urged not to go. However things would turn to be different, contrary to the hairdresser's thoughts.
Today's #jokeoftheday is about an old tired dog that went to the neighbor's house every day where he would lay down and sleep. The owner of the house decided to find out what was going on.
Today's selection of jokes is all about Hollywood, including an intern's terrible internship, a new classical movie, a casting agent finding a new star and producing manager at breakfast.
Today’s #jokeoftheday is about a bear and a rabbit that were walking through the forest, and they came upon a magic golden frog that decided to grant them three wishes each.
A boy’s mother shames the school teacher for not paying more attention to his child but regrets her words a few days later when her son gets into an emergency.
Every night we go to sleep and have more dreams than we ever remember, but the ones that we do remember can be quite disturbing to us. The man in this next joke is the perfect example of disturbing dreams.
Today's jokes are about situations that happened on an airplane including a plane that has engine failures, a pilot stuck in some fog, and a clever flight attendant.
A woman meets a rich man and pretends that she is from a wealthy, successful family, but in reality, her people are humble and poor, then he meets her mother and her deception falls apart
The world is becoming a much more open-minded and accepting place and because of that practices that used to be taboo or even frowned upon are becoming much more commonplace. One of these is seeing a fortune teller as this woman experienced.
Lisa is just trying to enjoy the sunny Sunday morning with her baby and dog but a rude man ruins everything -- but Karma acts faster and learns his lesson within seconds.
An elderly decided to pull a prank on his kids, telling them that he was getting a divorce from his wife. After the children decided they were returning to settle the issue, the man's statement to his wife would shock you.
Taking out life insurance is important at any age, but as you get older you have less time to reap the benefits of your life insurance. However, some people beat the odds and this man is living proof of that.
This joke is centered around a gynecologist who wanted to travel off the beaten path and become a mechanic. He was determined to go to any lengths to achieve his target and attain the best results in the minimum possible time.
Today's joke is about a small town in the United States where the local government was all set to construct a fountain. To select the most suitable builders for the job, they started soliciting bids and came across a few interesting interviewees.
Anna, a girl with a humble background, was dumped by her high school boyfriend. But as time went on, and as fate would have it, they would meet again and share a life-changing conversation.
Today's joke is about a man who became suspicious of his wife's activities, fearing that she might be having an affair. He was ready to take all possible measures to find out the truth, but what he discovered, in the end, shocked him to the core.
